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[Cunth]

This shit hits me like a punch to the guts

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Do you have some fried chicken? I'll show you.

 

[brap]

How can you not eat like 4 chicken legs and multiple wings? Shit is delicious.

 

[Avasarala]

nom.

Now I want chicken.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I can eat a whole chicken.

 

[Shifty]

Man if only this town had a good fried chicken joint.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

You literally can only say two pieces of chicken?

The fuck?

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

In the South, Fried Chicken is one of the four basic food groups, along with BBQ, Beer, and Cornbread. It is possible to have all four things in the same meal. When this happens, it is the Voltron of meals. If you grow up in the South, you are gradually introduced to the Fried Voltron meal and develop a tolerance for it over decades. If you are not from the South and attempt a Fried Voltron, you might die. Eat responsibly.

 

[Can't decide]

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Can easily eat a whole chicken if I haven't eaten for a while.

 

[Cunth]

I respect you guys

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

 

[Bullet Club]

Depends on the pieces, but 2 or 3 are enough for me, along with some fries and a large potato and gravy.

I love you, Colonel.

 

[farmerboy]

In the South, Fried Chicken is one of the four basic food groups, along with BBQ, Beer, and Cornbread. It is possible to have all four things in the same meal. When this happens, it is the Voltron of meals. If you grow up in the South, you are gradually introduced to the Fried Voltron meal and develop a tolerance for it over decades. If you are not from the South and attempt a Fried Voltron, you might die. Eat responsibly.

I see myself a bit like that kid that went on that remote island looking to make first contact and got speared to death.

I'll be an aussie looking for "that" fried chicken joint in Alabama thats never served a foreigner. All the rednecks will eye me off when I walk in and order some sort of house special triple fried chicken. Probably an audible grunt or two of denigration from the locals.

But I'm a pioneer. I'll eat that fucking Fried Voltron meal, and if I die, glassy eyed and greasy fingered, it'll have been a life worth living. A triumph of the human spirit.

Anyway, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK CUNTH?!? 2 pieces?!?

For shame.

 

[Dark Star]

i could eat a popeyes boneless wing meal (fries, biscuit, etc) and some drumsticks with mashpotatoes... easy

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

I'm not going to Gus's for just 2 pieces, bro.

 

[triplestation]

Fried chicken turns my mouth into an industrial grade vacuum. Especially if we're talking dark meat/wings. I slurp that shit off the bone, son.

If we're dealing with white meat then it's a whole other game. You gotta call in the cavalry. Mashed potatoes, gravy, fries, biscuits, cranberry sauce, etc.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

turns my mouth into an industrial grade vacuum.

The jokes write themselves

 

[triplestation]

The jokes write themselves

If you don't approach fried chicken with sexual intent then you have problems.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

May Cunth please receive the tag "intestinal discomfort"?

I feel half of their posts are on that subject.

Plus it would match their avatar nicely.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I mean, seriously though, if someone asks you, “how much chicken do you want?” The only answer is:

“How much did you make?”

 

[badblue]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have eaten a 20 piece KFC bucket in one sitting more then once.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have eaten a 20 piece KFC bucket in one sitting more then once.

 

[Papa]

Cool tag bro.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Minimum 4 pieces to one half a chicken for me.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Mashed potatoes, gravy, fries, biscuits, cranberry sauce, etc.

This muhfuggah just turned his fried chicken into Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This muhfuggah just turned his fried chicken into Thanksgiving dinner.

You only use cranberry sauce for holidays? Hell, I shower in that shit.

 

[Catphish]

I want to genetically engineer some chickens that tastes like Popeye's spicy.

 

[Pimpbaa]

Val Kilmer can probably show you how to eat 2 buckets of chicken.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

You only use cranberry sauce for holidays? Hell, I shower in that shit.

Cranberry sauce (made from scratch, not the canned stuff) is for Holiday turkeys and leftover turkey sandwiches. I don’t know what this year round business is about. You guys need to stop abusing your cranberry sauce intake.

 

[cryptoadam]

Kinda agree. If you get two nice breasts thats probably good enough. Sure if your just eating scrawny and inferiror dark meat then you might need more than 2. But 2 fried breast, veggies, and mash potatoes is a good enough meal.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

One of the things I found amazing from when I lived in Japan is that KFC somehow convinced everyone in the country that fried chicken is a Christmas tradition. Seriously. You have to pre-order fried chicken months in advance to have it at Christmas. As absurd as this was, I think it is nice that fried chicken got a special day. I mean, turkey sucks and it gets a four day weekend here.

 

[Papa]

One of the things I found amazing from when I lived in Japan is that KFC somehow convinced everyone in the country that fried chicken is a Christmas tradition. Seriously. You have to pre-order fried chicken months in advance to have it at Christmas. As absurd as this was, I think it is nice that fried chicken got a special day. I mean, turkey sucks and it gets a four day weekend here.

Seriously? But they invented karaage.

 

[Ailynn]

In the South, Fried Chicken is one of the four basic food groups, along with BBQ, Beer, and Cornbread. It is possible to have all four things in the same meal. When this happens, it is the Voltron of meals. If you grow up in the South, you are gradually introduced to the Fried Voltron meal and develop a tolerance for it over decades. If you are not from the South and attempt a Fried Voltron, you might die. Eat responsibly.

((This is too good!!!))


"FORM FRIED VOLTRON!!!"

 

[triplestation]

Sure if your just eating scrawny and inferiror dark meat then you might need more than 2.

 

[brap]

One of the things I found amazing from when I lived in Japan is that KFC somehow convinced everyone in the country that fried chicken is a Christmas tradition. Seriously. You have to pre-order fried chicken months in advance to have it at Christmas. As absurd as this was, I think it is nice that fried chicken got a special day. I mean, turkey sucks and it gets a four day weekend here.

It was christmas tradition in my family ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Japan knows what's up

 

[Cunth]

Cool tag bro.

So this is what losing your virginity feels like

 

[haxan7]

Fried chicken is good but have you ever tried freshly washed butthole

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Wrap it up. Thread just went full haxan7.

 

[Papa]

So this is what losing your virginity feels like

If only they spelled Fingerlickin’ correctly. This is gonna bug me.

 

[Cunth]

If only they spelled Fingerlickin’ correctly. This is gonna bug me.

 

[Halo is Back]

Clearly you are not from the south. Give me all of the fried chicken!

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Seriously? But they invented karaage.

Seriously.

 

[Papa]

Seriously.

That’s fucked

 

[Dirk Benedict]

nom.

Now I want chicken.

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Chicken is God. I once ate two whole chickens by myself. Each one was at least 1.5kg. Discounting the bones, that's ~2kg of chicken meat in one sitting. It was bliss.

 

[Duellist]

Fried chicken is good but have you ever tried freshly washed butthole

Mmmmmmmmmm buttttttthooooolllle

 

[LMJ]

So many answers to this question

Easily
With gusto
Because I'm starving
With a huge smile on my face
It's there
Ravenously
Eagerly



Will those suffice?

 

[Kamina]

Surely they arent normed.
When we do them ourselves you have bigger and smaller pieces, so yes i can eat more than 2 depending on the size.

 

[Jaxx_377]