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How can anyone eat more than 2 pieces of fried chicken?

I ate three today. Alas, they were only the mini fillets from KFC but still, I was pretty full afterwards.

This has been another edutaintmental post from Thing On A Spring. Hash tag lit.
 

Cutty Flam

Banned
It doesn’t bother me. For some reason, my body handles meat extremely well. I actually felt at my best when I was eating most Vegan foods so I continue to due so. But as an athlete and one to stick towards bodybuilding style programs when I can, it’s very tough to be a vegan unless you know nutrition on par with that of a scientist

But when it comes to fried chicken, those Popeyes strips I could probably eat like 20 of them if I had a worthy bbq sauce to dip them in. The buffalo chicken strips at Black Angus tje serve with the high quality blues cheese and some celery. I could eat like 12 of those things. But man are they fucking rich...The batter and chicken are nearly perfect every time though. And that blue cheese is fucking bomb as fuck. Usually that shit is trash but they make their own so it’s like the perfect combo
 

Woo-Fu

Banned
Fried chicken pieces come in different sizes, I feel like you should state your limit by weight/volume, not number of pieces.

Eating 10 chicken wings isn't the same as eating 10 chicken breasts.
 

Dacon

Banned
Nigga I can eat like 5 chicken breasts, 2 legs and 3 wings in one sitting, SPICY chicken too.

How can u get them gains if you don't eat nigga

this is why niggas eat whites up in sports get on my level
 

Xenon

Member
You are a disgrace to your avatar sir.

Ive cut down to three. But 5-6 is always on the table.
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
No doubt there's something about fried chicken where I can eat more compared to a rotiseree chicken.

Maybe it's due to fried chicken being smaller but buffed up with batter. But even if the pieces are the same amount of chicken and the fried pieces are bigger with batter I can definitely eat more fried pieces.

Maybe because it's tastier and my body loves it.

I can plow back a half rotiseree with sides and be totally full and fine. That's a drum, thigh, wing, back and big breast piece. So 5 pieces (with a bit of sides).

I can eat almost double that if it's greasy fried shit. Loblaws sells these fried chicken trays where it's 9 pieces for $10 on deal. That's basically a whole bird (or pretty close to it). I can down 7-8 pieces with sides. And a few times decided just to eat the whole thing.
 

Cracklox

Member
I love me some fried chicken, but as good as it can go down, sometimes coming out can be a little rough. 2 pieces, depending on the size, is prob about right if I wanna take an optimal shit afterwards

I wonder if dinosaurs tasted nice.

I'd go some fried stegosaurus. Maybe some Pterodactyl wings

you're right, op. its impossible

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