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[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Your Darth Vader!

 

[Lebron]

How does it come out?

 

[G-Fex]

"He's more machine now than man"

 

[Chamber]

How does it come out?

The conveniently located red "fixture" probably opens up or maybe the whole codpiece.

Dear God...

 

[Evolved1]

He's literally a fuck machine.

 

[Kinyou]

Princess Leia is looking fine. I wonder if Luke and she...

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Princess Leia is looking fine. I wonder if Luke and she...

I doubt it, this isn't Supernatural porn. lol

 

[G-Fex]

He's literally a fuck machine.

Well that and maybe he'll team up with the black probe thing from the first movie to double team Leia?

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Why is the op nothing but shots of men?

 

[Evolved1]

Well that and maybe he'll team up with the black probe thing from the first movie to double team Leia?

Darth Maul appears... and pulls out his red, double sided dildo.

Maybe that's the sequel.

 

[Chamber]

Why is the op nothing but shots of men?

Because Star Wars is a sausage fest.

 

[G-Fex]

Darth Maul appears... and pulls out his red, double sided dildo.

Maybe that's the sequel.

you mean prequel

 

[Macattk15]

Guy on the far left is in lots of adult stuff, the woman is Lisa Ann.

Yeah that isn't Lisa Ann.

 

[Anticitizen One]

This is disgusting. A slight against GOD!

 

[Evolved1]

This is disgusting. A slight against GOD!

At least their version doesn't have Anakin or Binks. So they still come out ahead of Lucas.

 

[The Technomancer]

Why...does this look ridiculously put together...

 

[Sinatar]

Trailer

Looks better then the prequels.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Looks better then the prequels.

what doesn't?

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Ha, "...who was a pupil of mine until I cut off his arms and legs and left him in a river of lava."

 

[FOOTE]

Oh gawd.

 

[Medalion]

Luke... use Force

don't you mean THE Force?

 

[WyndhamPrice]

Fuck yeah Porkins!

 

[Femmeworth]

Trailer

Looks better then the prequels.

Aw, the stormtroopers aren't men. So much for a stormtrooper aim joke.

 

[G-Fex]

...did they honestly draw inspiration from female stormtrooper cosplay or something?

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

So Luke and Leia bone, right?

Right?!

 

[Medalion]

Vader: ...my son is with them
Emperor: Are you sure?
Vader: I have... FELT HIM
Emperor: Strange that I have not...

Actual dialogue from Return of the Jedi

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

So Luke and Leia bone, right?

Right?!

and by Darth. I read an interview where Braun said he is going with his own continuity to avoid incest issues.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

and by Darth. I read an interview where Braun said he is going with his own continuity to avoid incest issues.

I guess whatever makes them feel better, but at the end of the day it's still Luke, Leia, Darth Vader, and Star Wars, can't get more blatant than that! lol

 

[Axion22]

and by Darth. I read an interview where Braun said he is going with his own continuity to avoid incest issues.

Avoid? I want my money back!

 

[Myansie]

If it was on Nintendo 3DS I would actually buy it.

 

[Spire]

Looks amazing.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Avoid? I want my money back!

No, they screw, they just aren't brother and sister (granted that works with Star Wars anyway till later on).

 

[richiek]

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

 

[Amagon]

I think this might be my first bought porno flick if it comes out on Blu Ray. Goes nicely with the BR Star Wars Collection when it comes out next month. Lol @ Porkins screaming like a bitch!

 

[Medalion]

I think this might be my first bought porno flick if it comes out on Blu Ray. Goes nicely with the BR Star Wars Collection when it comes out next month. Lol @ Porkins screaming like a bitch!

It will have better dialogue and acting than the prequel trilogy at least


...


I keed, hey George Lucas, yer alright!

 

[Stealth Editor]

So let me guess, the guy with the long hair is gonna be Vader? He's in all of them

 

[Escape Goat]

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

 

[G-Fex]

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

I fucking knew whining about power converters was stupid, "Power converters" is code for something.

 

[Escape Goat]

I fucking knew whining about power converters was stupid, "Power converters" is code for something.

Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!

 

[Medalion]

Han Solo and Luke have sex in the Millennium Falcon

"I've got a bad feeling about this"
"Great kid, get cocky!" *funky guitar riff plays*

 

[G-Fex]

Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!

I cant shake him!

 

[Escape Goat]

I cant shake him!

Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.

 

[G-Fex]

Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.

Ah nothing to report everything is fine down here, we're fine. How are you?

 

[Escape Goat]

Ah nothing to report everything is fine down here, we're fine. How are you?

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

 

[Grisby]

Call me when they get to the Slave Leia stuff.

>>

 

[Medalion]

The Sarlaac pit will finally be a real vagina in the sand

 

[G-Fex]

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

That was a great shot kid, one in a million

 

[Escape Goat]

That was a great shot kid, one in a million

Negative. Negative. It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.

 

[LordCanti]

I'm waiting for the C-3POface.

 

[Medalion]

Ewok furry midget pr0n