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[sixteen-bit]

:lol

He looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstones movie.

 

[SteveWinwood]

He looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstones movie.

Funny you should say that...

 

[Amagon]

I'm actually impress with the trailer. Has more soul than the fucking prequels. Is it me or does Han Solo in the trailer look more like Luke Skywalker/Mark Hamill than the guy playing him? Shit all three look like brothers, lol. And that Leia!

If this film wants to be a worthy Star Wars porn parody, it must have dick duels instead of lightsaber duels. You know, two guys slapping their cocks against each other's dick.

There. I said it. And I won't take it back.

Gonna have to concur with this, lol!

 

[sixteen-bit]

Funny you should say that...

...wow

I meant the real one not the parody

 

[Aselith]

This trailer has better special effects than the Episode I-III trilogy!

Also, more convincing acting and better writing I'm sure.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

He looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstones movie.

It was either him or Rocco Reed (aka Agent Mulder).

EDIT: Beaten. lol

Also, more convincing acting and better writing I'm sure.

Well that's a given...barring Christopher Lee.

 

[Mordeccai]

So I'm pretty sure this is completed, I just stumbled across a five minute scene with Vader and Leia. I should have expected it, but Vader has a massive black schlong. I then found a bunch of these clips and a link to watch the whole movie, recorded for my records.

Just passing on the news.

 

[smr00]

lol is andy dick doing the voice for c-3po? cause it fucking sounds like it.

 

[The Lamonster]

hahaha will watch.

 

[malingenie]

10/10 on thread title

 

[Dennis]

Can't wait to see Boba Fuck, the galaxy's best booty hunter.

 

[Keen]

Can't wait for the inevitable:

Also:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

I remember reading a list in some magazine, perhaps EGM called. The 10 most sexually titillating lines in Star Wars ep IV - VI

 

[Aselith]

Can't wait to see Boba Fuck, the galaxy's best booty hunter.

Gonna have to have to wait for the tentacle rape scene in Japanese version.

 

[dragonlife]

Sad that the only attractive one is the older guy (Tom Byron). But maybe there will be more guys...

 

[this guy]

Coincidentally, I was searching for this a little while ago. I think it's out now, but all I could find was a five minute scene that my friends had already told me about of Leia giving Vader's lightsaber a hands free lesson. I would let you guys know what I settled on instead, but I'm not proud of it.

 

[dragonlife]

Coincidentally, I was searching for this a little while ago. I think it's out now, but all I could find was a five minute scene that my friends had already told me about of Leia giving Vader's lightsaber a hands free lesson. I would let you guys know what I settled on instead, but I'm not proud of it.

Either the Twilight XXX or Jersey Shore.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Sad that the only attractive one is the older guy (Tom Byron). But maybe there will be more guys...

Funny that he looks like Kevin Murphy.

What no love for Rocco Reed...I'm straight, I can't believe I typed that, but the man does a really good Mulder and deserve credit when due!

 

[dragonlife]

Funny that he looks like Kevin Murphy.

What no love for Rocco Reed...I'm straight, I can't believe I typed that, but the man does a really good Mulder and deserve credit when due!

Well, I just looked up a video of Rocco. Not bad. He has a nice body type. I was mainly going off the pics in the OP, though, where--you have to admit--he looks weird.

I would say the movie needs "moar James Deen," but he seems to be in a lot of parodies.

 

[ollin]

It's out for those who care.

 

[Acheron]

The government should really track whos buying these things so we can wipe them out.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

The government should really track whos buying these things so we can wipe them out.

Why?

 

[enzo_gt]

Why?

Because they're paying for porn, clearly!

 

[Theonik]

I guess this movie will settle the debate of whether Solo or Greedo shot first once and for all.

 

[Escape Goat]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

That's from the movie? Great fucking productions!

 

[Kinyou]

I guess this movie will settle the debate of whether Solo or Greedo shot first once and for all.

I saw a gif of this on the net, but I'm too scared to post it (nothing graphic) since I'm not so sure about Gaf's policies.

 

[Rubbish King]

I saw a gif of this on the net, but I'm too scared to post it (nothing graphic) since I'm not so sure about Gaf's policies.

DO IT. or pm me it

 

[Kinyou]

DO IT. or pm me it

I thought about it, and I guess since we see gifs of shows like Game of Thrones as well, it should be alright.

 

[The Lamonster]

Okay those gifs are great. This movie looks awesome!

 

[CATDAFELIX]

Ok this movie is awesome lol. Here's another gif and funnest moment in the movie. 1st time creating a gif so my bad.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Because they're paying for porn, clearly!

Nothing wrong with paying for something that had effort and talent put into it. Seriously.

Undertaker Chokeslam! Awesome I need to see this.

The Han gifs. lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

is chewie's dick furry or not

 

[G-Fex]

did....die he just chokeslam that guy?

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Front cover...cannot post the back one.

THERE IS A NON SEX VERSION

One site has a 9.99 streaming rental (not bad for a new title). I know paying for porn is laughed at, but when people give you this quality, they deserve it. It's not like some dude in a cheap Vader costume in a truck banging a fat chick with white robe on.

 

[G-Fex]

i'll admit they put a lot of effort into it.

 

[web01]

The green screen usage in so bad lol alot of scenes have a green glow around characters, greeen lighting and green reflections of glass etc. Still was pretty decent.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

i'll admit they put a lot of effort into it.

Axel Braun's Batman is also really damn good. Braun and the guy who did the Sex Files and Star Trek TNG porn are pretty damn talented (and whoever did the Scooby Doo one, that was hilarious and Velma was fucking super hot).

did....die he just chokeslam that guy?

Yes he did, this should allow for some funny wrestling gifs I hope.

 

[freenudemacusers]

what does a non sex version mean? like rated r soft stuff? I could see watching that with friends and such.

 

[Lebron]

Dem Twi'lek boobies

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

what does a non sex version mean? like rated r soft stuff? I could see watching that with friends and such.

No sex or nudity, like those custom ones that often appear on youtube.

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

 

[Guzim]

http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/StarWarsXXX2.jpg

I am cracking up. It's so obvious, but so hilarious.

 

[Tacitus_]

I sure hope that's not literal.

 

[Fuzzy]

I saw a TMZ interview with the chick who plays Leia and they asked her if she would rather have sex with Yoda or an Ewok. She refused to answer because she didn't want to tie herself into anything since they're doing the sequels. :lol

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0-bfsq5i8k/

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

I am cracking up. It's so obvious, but so hilarious.

I know. lol

 

[Kinyou]

I saw a TMZ interview with the chick who plays Leia and they asked her if she would rather have sex with Yoda or an Ewok. She refused to answer because she didn't want to tie herself into anything since they're doing the sequels. :lol

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0-bfsq5i8k/

 

[yacobod]

Tom Byron as obi wan lol.

 

[Anteater]

meh I'm not even attracted to princess leia anyway =(

Will there be a sex scene with the stormtroopers

 

[Grinchy]

Guy on the far left is in lots of adult stuff, the woman is Lisa Ann.

He looks like Cliffy B in that pic

 

[AOA]

I liked it, but I thought the porn was the weakest part. Story-wise, it was definitely better than Episode 1.

I was surprised to see that Darth Vader was a large black man (since Luke's white).