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Jessica Alba: hottest hottie of all time?

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Coin Return

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All signs point to yes!
 
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Meier

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Boner time! Damn, we need a shot from the side of that second suit.. you can tell she was sunning with her top untied, I wanna see the sides of those tigoles, dammit!

P.S. I love how she's posing for the camera clearly -- HOT!
 
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nitewulf

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Ronin said:
She does nothing for me.
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anybody remember that scene from "history of the world", where a scantily clad woman starts dancing wickedly in front of the eunuchs to weed out the intruder?
remember when the guard exclaims, "this man is dead!", yeah, well...

anyway, jessica alba is way up there, for sure.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Yeah, she's alright. I'd do her...you know, if I had the time...and if she had an XBox at her place and stuff...
 
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nitewulf

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tedtropy said:
Yeah, she's alright. I'd do her...you know, if I had the time...and if she had an XBox at her place and stuff...
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and only if she was begging for it! and offered to pay a huge sum of money. even then it would not be very enjoyable.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
nitewulf said:
and only if she was begging for it! and offered to pay a huge sum of money. even then it would not be very enjoyable.
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Yeah, you figure by the time I drove to her place, and took her out, and listened to the yapiddy yap yap I could've just wanked off to her picture and called it a night. You know, I think I'll do just that!
 
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retardboy

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Yeah... I was pleasuring myself to her since she was on Flipper. (I was like 14 or 15 or something so shutup) Actually, scratch that... I just checked the air dates for Flipper. I guess I was 10-15. Wow... I didn't realize I was jacking off that early.
 
Dice

Dice

Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
Yikes! I wasn't expecting pictures like those. Anyways, she is definitely waaaay up there, she has the perfect balance of cute & sexy and I think she looks best when she doesn't try too hard to go either way between the two.

-edit-
someone has good image protection
 
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Dead

well not really...yet
You fucking shit!!

Thank god thhat stuff doesnt faze me anymore

Edit: yeah the goggles etc etc do nthing etc...
 
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Screaming_Gremlin

My QB is a Dick and my coach is a Nutt
Dice said:
Yikes! I wasn't expecting pictures like those. Anyways, she is definitely waaaay up there, she has the perfect balance of cute & sexy and I think she looks best when she doesn't try too hard to go either way between the two.
*enamored*
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WHAT THE FUCK! Please tell me these are suppose to be something else. God my eyes.
 
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boredJonathan

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The little image tag has had me manically laughing for far too long..

Consumption Junction, what's your dysfunction?

Ahh.. just sing it and you'll start to laugh too.










Just me then? Ok.
 
Dice

Dice

Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
I didn't do that on purpose, it was the sites image protection. They were supposed to be wonderful images of Jessica.
 
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Screaming_Gremlin

My QB is a Dick and my coach is a Nutt
Sigh... I somehow have survived on the internet for years without ever having to see tubgirl. And to have ruined in a thread about Jessica Alba. I'm going to go cry in the corner.
 
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Miguel

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Screaming_Gremlin said:
Sigh... I somehow have survived on the internet for years without ever having to see tubgirl. And to have ruined in a thread about Jessica Alba. I'm going to go cry in the corner.
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I see I'm not alone.
 
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DJPS2

Banned
If some guy can sue Fear Factor for showing people eat live rats on TV, imagine what someone could do if they freak out after seeing those horrible images. Hell... that almost me made physically ill.
 
Dice

Dice

Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
I luckily realized something horrible was on the screen so I didn't see tubgirl for very long, but I couldn't just scroll the page cause I had to edit my post.

Anyways, yeah she was looking great at the de-lovely premiere, that is what I was (and am when I go to that page) enamored by.
 
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Heezzi

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As a blonde she looks like Britany Spears with better lips...


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Dark hair > White girl look.
 
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Mugen

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errr... she looks better in blonde d00ds. Check out Dice's links, she's fucking hotter than she ever was ever!

edit: I mean a bit of dyed hair, not just pure brunnette.
 
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Screaming_Gremlin

My QB is a Dick and my coach is a Nutt
I agree that the she looks a lot better with darker hair (although she is hot either way). I'm assuming that the lighter hair is just a result of shooting Fantastic Four?
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Heezzi said:
As a blonde she looks like Britany Spears with better lips...


tsk tsk tsk...


Dark hair > White girl look.
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I agree-- she's beyond hot as a brunette, though she's gorgeous either way, really.


Though I'm not sure why you're drawing a distinction between "dark hair" and the "white girl look"-- have you never seen Mediterranean women? :D
 
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Mike Works

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She looks fantastic in some of those shots, but didn't look amazing in person. Kristen Kreuk was a fuckload prettier (though I don't think her body is as nice as Alba's).
 
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Lemurnator

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She doesn't look 100 percent white to me at all. Her skin is also too dark for that color hair, it doesn't look good.

I find the first picture in this thread, of her face, to be relatively unflattering, because of the giant ass sunglasses, and facial expression.

She's beautiful though, but the first and second picture aren't great showcases for her face. Her body is astounding as always. Weird picture though, the first one.

No I'm not a lesbian.
 
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DMczaf

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Lemurnator said:
She doesn't look 100 percent white to me at all.

I find the first picture in this thread, of her face, to be relatively unflattering, because of the giant ass sunglasses, and facial expression.
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WTF? The title of the thread is "hottest hottie of all time", that alone should make sure you are 1,000 yards away from this thread.
 
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J2 Cool

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Hardly. She's got hairy cheeks. I'd do in a heartbeat and a half but after that I'd be done with her.. Wait, no, I'd do her a couple more times but not like I'd do the hottest hottie of all time.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Mike Works said:
She looks fantastic in some of those shots, but didn't look amazing in person. Kristen Kreuk was a fuckload prettier (though I don't think her body is as nice as Alba's).
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Yeah, you can never go wrong with Kruek. She is simply, incredibly, beautiful. Plus she just has such an air of class and modesty about her in interviews. Who knows, maybe she's a bitch in real life.
 
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