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Jessica Alba: hottest hottie of all time?

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SolidSnakex

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That'd be Kate Beckinsale.

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tedtropy

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Personally, I have a soft spot (or hard-on) for Alessandra Ambrosio. Yes, I realize she doesn't have triple-z sized boobies. It's going to be ok.

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Blackie

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DMczaf said:
WTF? The title of the thread is "hottest hottie of all time", that alone should make sure you are 1,000 yards away from this thread.
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Wow, where did this come from? Pretty unwarranted.

Also, Alba would easily be in my top three if she didn't come off as a retarded bitch....I got this impression solely off of her appearance on punked, though, so I could be wrong about her.
 
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:lol
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Seemed like he made an honest mistake.
The Alba pics are hot, I don't think the dude deserves to be banned for long.

Is tubgirl that picture where some liquid is flying out a girls ass?
 
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Deg

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tedtropy said:
Personally, I have a soft spot (or hard-on) for Alessandra Ambrosio. Yes, I realize she doesn't have triple-z sized boobies. It's going to be ok.

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+1 :D We should do a thread soon.
 
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Shinobi

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DMczaf said:
WTF? The title of the thread is "hottest hottie of all time", that alone should make sure you are 1,000 yards away from this thread.
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:lol That's cold man...even for a Jordan disciple. :lol

Alba is sexy as hell from what I've seen...very attractive, and has a sensual, alluring look about her that's quite appealing. I'd have no problem hitting it.

Of all the girls mentioned in this thread so far, the ones I really like are Elisha Cuthbert (even though I've seen her on TV since she was like, 12) and Brittany Murphy, who looks hot and skanky yet not skanky enough to turn me off. :lol
 
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Mike Works

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tedtropy said:
Yeah, you can never go wrong with Kruek. She is simply, incredibly, beautiful. Plus she just has such an air of class and modesty about her in interviews. Who knows, maybe she's a bitch in real life.
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No, she's been really nice both days I've been on set with her to everyone. She just seems like a really nice person who's god damn astoundingly beautiful. Alba didn't seem too happy on set, but we were all freezing our nips off those days.
 
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Mike Works said:
No, she's been really nice both days I've been on set with her to everyone. She just seems like a really nice person who's god damn astoundingly beautiful. Alba didn't seem too happy on set, but we were all freezing our nips off those days.
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Wait, wait... you get to meet these people?
 
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soundwave05

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Whoa easy there.

I never found Christina Milian to be that attractive before, but when I saw her in one of her movies I was like "wow, who's that?".

Anyone ever have this happen? Its like you see a girl in still photographs and she's "OK", but when you see her in motion its like "wow". I guess its a video game analogy :lol
 
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tedtropy

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Mike Works said:
No, she's been really nice both days I've been on set with her to everyone. She just seems like a really nice person who's god damn astoundingly beautiful. Alba didn't seem too happy on set, but we were all freezing our nips off those days.
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Hmm, that's cool to hear. From what I've read, she's always really kind to fans and interviewers. She certainly gives off such a vibe. Plus, there's something attractive about a gal that uses a body double on even the most midly risque of scenes.

Mind if I ask what you do on the set of Smallville and Fantastic Four?
 
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isamu

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ChumsGum said:
She was much better as a big assed latina girl.
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Agreed.

And who is that black chick? Is that Lark Voorhees(aka Lisa from Saved By the Bell)???
 
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Mike Works

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tedtropy said:
Hmm, that's cool to hear. From what I've read, she's always really kind to fans and interviewers. She certainly gives off such a vibe. Plus, there's something attractive about a gal that uses a body double on even the most midly risque of scenes.

Mind if I ask what you do on the set of Smallville and Fantastic Four?
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Just extra work.
 
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isamu

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Mike is gonna be the next GAF superstar! Just you watch! :D
 
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tedtropy

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Mike Works said:
Just extra work.
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Ah, I envy your extra jobs. Any chance you can coax an autographed photo out of Allison Mack, I think I've got a sad little crush. :D
 
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Mike Works

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tedtropy said:
Ah, I envy your extra jobs. Any chance you can coax an autographed photo out of Allison Mack, I think I've got a sad little crush. :D
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She must've been talking to a bartender before she came onto set, because she had a long face.
 
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tedtropy

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Mike Works said:
She must've been talking to a bartender before she came onto set, because she had a long face.
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Hah, I don't know, there's some quality or another about her that I find attractive. Although between her and Kreuk, there's certainly no contest.
 
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Zaptruder

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I'd hit all women posted in this thread. And I do mean *all*.



















Or do I? No I do... wait... I don't know. I'm so conflicted.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
C. Milan is the only remotely doing anything for me. Her and those old Alba vid caps.

We need some real women up in this piece!
 
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Dilbert

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tedtropy said:
Any chance you can coax an autographed photo out of Allison Mack, I think I've got a sad little crush. :D
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Allison Mack actually showed up in the audience at a poetry reading I attended one night. Everyone recognized her, but she didn't bail out until lots of people came up to her at the break and said, "Hey, are you...?"

Cute in person, but perhaps not even the cutest girl in the room that night.
 
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tedtropy

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Allison Mack actually showed up in the audience at a poetry reading I attended one night. Everyone recognized her, but she didn't bail out until lots of people came up to her at the break and said, "Hey, are you...?"

Cute in person, but perhaps not even the cutest girl in the room that night.
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I don't think she competes in sheer physical beauty with most of the girls in this thread, but there's other qualities about her that seem to contribute to her overall attractiveness. She's incredibly nice at fancons, her character on the show, etc. I find her cute in some unique way...

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snaildog

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Yeah these girls are beautiful, but I've never seen much point in drooling over women I'll never meet when I can just and go and meet real women at the pub, often looking as good or better. That said I do have a soft spot for Liv Tyler.
 
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