Jez corden in full defense mode as he attacks laura fryer on X.

Complete and utter clown shit by jez per usual.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again there are some seriously dumb bastards on Xbox higher ups and it's mindboggling how much they fucked Xbox up .
How they killed Xbox 360z momentum to absolutely nothing should be studied in schools
 
If I were Laura Fry I would be absolutely GUTTED about what is happening with Xbox. This Jez geezer must be a sociopath or something, if he doesn't get it.
 
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Neckbeard shill stepchild annoyed at founding family's disparaging remarks.

Guy is on a sinking ship yelling obscenities at everyone getting onto the lifeboats.. but the shilling will continue until the checks stop clearing

Unless.... he's doing it for the love of the game lol.
 
The diehards are having a midlife crisis. Xbox officially died as a console business the moment Forza 5 released on PS5.

Though, I'm sure they will do fine as a third party publisher.
 
Reminder that Jez still gets riled up and emotional about the death of Windows phones. I have never seen one person in real life use or talk about Windows phones.
 
But Jez, Microsoft DIDN'T just announce new Xbox hardware…they announced a third party windows device with an Xbox sticker on it. They said they're committed to future hardware and their partnership with AMD, but that in and of itself isn't "announcing new hardware". That's announcing intent, which absolutely can change.
 
Complete and utter clown shit by jez per usual.
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This is moronic. MS publicly stated they are releasing a powerful next gen home console. It's like some people just can't read or comprehend. It's not about going with Jez (who's much closer to the situation), or a random employee from a decade ago. Keep stabbing, never change.
 
They said they are co-engineering new silicon for the next console.
Assuming its actually a console then Laura is indeed wrong.

However, if that silicon is just to give to third parties to use for the VM layer or whatever they will use to run Xbox Xbox games...............

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Tbh windows phone slapped, it just had no third party support whatsoever.
That, and MS killed WP by themselves, by having version X of the OS only work on phones with chipset Y. You want the latest version of WP? Great, get a new phone! Otherwise, get fucked.
 
Just waiting for Colt Eastwood to jump in

Or Boomstick. In fact that dude's probably already trashed her on a stream.

Hope you're happy with the extremists cult you created & enabled, Phil Spencer. This is your mess.

They said they are co-engineering new silicon for the next console.
Assuming its actually a console then Laura is indeed wrong.

However, if that silicon is just to give to third parties to use for the VM layer or whatever they will use to run Xbox Xbox games...............

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She obviously means "console" as in a traditional console the way we've known them for generations, and the business model thereof.

And in that sense, no, the next Xbox is not a console. Even if it's console-like in features and form factor, it won't have that traditional business model the way PS5 and Switch 2 do, or that PS6 will have.

This is moronic. MS publicly stated they are releasing a powerful next gen home console. It's like some people just can't read or comprehend. It's not about going with Jez (who's much closer to the situation), or a random employee from a decade ago. Keep stabbing, never change.

Are y'all overdosing on stupid pills? A random employee from a decade ago?

Bro she was at Microsoft as far back as 1998. She was part of the team that engineered the original Xbox. But yeah, let's go off and disregard their career because they're "being mean to Xbox" (i.e just telling the truth).

What's next, "She just slept her way up!"?
 
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after they announced the first round of the games weren't these "people" like "see ponies, it's just Sea of Thieves and Pentiment, they will neever put Gears or Forza on PS5"

Jez went from "it's not happening" to "it's just 4 games" to just ignoring it altogether pretty quickly.
 
This is a case of "Leave the TRILLION dollar company alone".

Like, it is not like what Laura said isn't the truth in the sense the direction that Microsoft has been going with Xbox as a brand. They don't really care about hardware sales or production anymore, what they want is to expand the Xbox to Microsoft's ecosystem with Gamepass and Xcloud at the forefront.
 
Oh, yeah, Xbox :unsure:

Bit shit, innit.
It's shite mate. Shite.
They said they are co-engineering new silicon for the next console.
Assuming its actually a console then Laura is indeed wrong.

However, if that silicon is just to give to third parties to use for the VM layer or whatever they will use to run Xbox Xbox games...............

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New Xbox hardware is a bone they are throwing to current Xbox brand aficionados. It is not meant to sell in large numbers. It softens the blow for full 3rd party. The brand name is dead or long dead in the market and whatever this is will not be a recovery from that, so the question is why? I've thought on this and it is a legitimacy issue. They need the box to promote the service but they do not really need anyone to own the box, it just needs to exist on paper. That is also why it will have multiple storefronts, it is a side project relative to gamepass and play anywhere. Almost nobody owns the current box(especially XSX, but I DO own it and let me tell you I never play it) but that doesn't "show" as easily. It's about presenting a united front and about virtue signaling their seriousness and not about the box. The next xbox will be highly niche imho, not at the levels we expect from the big 3 but more like a steam deck level of appeal.
 
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