LordCBH
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Eat beans and KFC family bucket meals.
Damn I could go for some KFC right now
Eat beans and KFC family bucket meals.
to contain their High IQ.Why do they always look like this?
Wtf does the original Xbox, never mind the 3 generations after have to do with someone who hasn't been around in a decade? Stupid pills? I cannot believe the stupidity in this generation.
Edit: also, completely disregard the fact MS themselves announced they are making new home hardware.
Traditional sense?
Her video straight up says she doesnt believe they are making hardware, as in anything. The Ally Xbox is not an Xbox console, its a Handheld PC with an Xbox front end, MS isnt making it, its a third party piece of hardware......if all the nextgen machine are third party hardware then indeed Xbox has left the hardware game.
If the next "Xbox Console" is a console with bespoke silicon that can run x86 games and Xbox xex games even through a VM layer then is it not a console?
I thank god that during Dreamcast demise the internet adoption was very modest.
Just waiting for Colt Eastwood to jump in
One greasy toad of many , from the bog of eternal stench and it's just my luck they infect the brand I was a fan of the most of the three platforms.
Laura Fryer, in her most recent xbox video looks like she was forced to shower with clorox and use chalk as makeup.
Eh....she looks completely fine and normal.
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It's not a dig at fryer. She is staring transfixed at the camera. Jez, Topher, help her!
Black people and asian people have arguments about... well everything. I identify as chosen. Remember, I'm wearing glasses. I can take them off.
It's not a dig at fryer.
Xbox strategy is changing so constantly not even the their most dedicated sycophants can keep up.
To think this all started with "4 games" and anyone with a modicum of IQ knew the writing was on the wall back then.
"Halo isn't coming. Gears isnt coming. Forza isnt coming. Indiana Jones isnt coming. It's just 4 games"
The spin and denial was immense. Then one of those games developers got shut down..even more bad news.
Now 3 of them are here and the rumors are heavy for Halo to appear on PlayStation.
We can speak on whether it's MCC or Halo Infinite, or the fact that it's currently only Gears 1.
But the appearance of both Marcus and Master Chief, synonymous with Xbox potentially both on a Sony console(and probably Switch, let's be real) is fairly large in the message it sends for what Microsoft plans to do.
I do like Xbox and have owned their consoles up through the Xbox 360, but they lost me back in 2013 with their initial reveal and I haven't trusted them since.
I expect to see him on the BBC arriving by small boat soon.Neckbeard shill stepchild annoyed at founding family's disparaging remarks.
Guy is on a sinking ship yelling obscenities at everyone getting onto the lifeboats.. but the shilling will continue until the checks stop clearing
Unless.... he's doing it for the love of the game lol.
What is Jez's livelihood? Does he do YouTube? Twitch? It's his own time while he's got a normal job? Who is this guy we keep seeing in Xbox threads.
he owns his livelihood to Phil. quite literallyWhat is Jez's livelihood? Does he do YouTube? Twitch? It's his own time while he's got a normal job? Who is this guy we keep seeing in Xbox threads.
For his loyalty alone, Microsoft should send him a diabetes kit with an Xbox sticker on it.
love the White Knight Defenders under his post as well gold.Complete and utter clown shit by jez per usual.
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He writes for Windows Central
Fresh out of high school, Jez enjoyed a long career unemployed as a World of Warcraft dragon slayer.
While in this role, Jez encountered his first "tech fanboys," people who inexplicably get so deep into tech that they start rooting for them, much like a sports team. One day, Jez picked up a Windows Phone on a whim — and little did he know it would eventually land him a role as a managing editor for the biggest Windows-focused site in the world!
Phil Spencer could have gone halfsies on Ozempic with Jez and both of them would probably look healthier right now
A lot of us were wrong about MS not porting software to PS. I just want management to cha... ah fuck I'll just say it I'm a believer and I want Christians in charge at Xbox.
That's it?
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Articles by Jez Corden | Windows Central
Discover the latest content written by Jez Corden, Executive Editor at Windows Central.www.windowscentral.com
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I thought that the text would say "One day, Jez decided to make his entire personality over tech company rooting much like sport fans". Almost.
I mean.....that, his podcast, whatever he gets paid as bean spokesman.....yeah, that's it...
its not going to be a traditional console, it will be a pc. xbox hardware is dead.This is moronic. MS publicly stated they are releasing a powerful next gen home console. It's like some people just can't read or comprehend. It's not about going with Jez (who's much closer to the situation), or a random employee from a decade ago. Keep stabbing, never change.
its not going to be a traditional console, it will be a pc. xbox hardware is dead.
So they do want to try a traditional console again? Back to the basics again? Or is it still the absurdly expensive one you posited about?
Fucking hell, what's wrong with UK peoples
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