Jez corden in full defense mode as he attacks laura fryer on X.

I really dont like this guy and I like xbox. This guy probably does more damage to the brand than the lady that spoke what seems like common sense could ever do.
 
Wtf does the original Xbox, never mind the 3 generations after have to do with someone who hasn't been around in a decade? Stupid pills? I cannot believe the stupidity in this generation.

She was also there during the pre-Kinect 360 years. You know, when Xbox still focused on core console gaming competitively?

Edit: also, completely disregard the fact MS themselves announced they are making new home hardware.

They're in partnership with AMD to make some APUs with some customizations of RDNA & UDNA technology. But for all we know, MS will have OEMs build and distribute the actual hardware devices.

Which would still make her correct (and line up with the Gestridens leak, which has been 100% accurate for everything else). MS's recent hardware announcements also suggest that's how they'll approach the next Xbox systems: 3P OEMs make the hardware, the hardware uses APUs customized by Microsoft & developed in partnership with AMD.

Traditional sense?
Her video straight up says she doesnt believe they are making hardware, as in anything. The Ally Xbox is not an Xbox console, its a Handheld PC with an Xbox front end, MS isnt making it, its a third party piece of hardware......if all the nextgen machine are third party hardware then indeed Xbox has left the hardware game.

She'll probably be correct in the end, because that's what the Gestridens leak also mentioned: offloading actual hardware production to OEMs.

But at least MS are producing custom APUs for those devices in partnership with AMD. Something I wasn't sure they'd commit to earlier, but would be a requirement to make the initiative have any chance of real success.

If the next "Xbox Console" is a console with bespoke silicon that can run x86 games and Xbox xex games even through a VM layer then is it not a console?

It'd be a console hardware-wise, but the business model will not be like that of a traditional console.

What's more, it still doesn't mean Microsoft themselves will directly manufacture the hardware and sell it. They seem intent on leaving that to OEMs like Asus, going forward.
 
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Jez seems oddly more pissed at how Xbox is transforming their traditional way of doing business more than Xbox themselves. Laura at least earned the right to be pissed off at the direction things are going and guess what? That mirrors a shit ton of fan's feelings as well.
 
A lot of us were wrong about MS not porting software to PS. I just want management to cha... ah fuck I'll just say it I'm a believer and I want Christians in charge at Xbox.
 
One greasy toad of many , from the bog of eternal stench and it's just my luck they infect the brand I was a fan of the most of the three platforms.
 
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who is this guy anyway and why does anyone give a shit what he says? he's just another moron on the internet from all i ever see.
 
I think its kind of funny shitting on one of the leaders from the only successful time of Xbox. Xbox One and Series are a fucking disaster.
 
One greasy toad of many , from the bog of eternal stench and it's just my luck they infect the brand I was a fan of the most of the three platforms.

Is Jez Corden that bad? Laura Fryer, in her most recent xbox video looks like she was forced to shower with clorox and use chalk as makeup.

As a father figure, I adopted Madeleine L'engle's adage, wash vulnerable, hurt people with warm, clear water. No abrasives. Trying to show compassion to the protesters. I try not to engage in factions.
 
Microsoft might keep making hardware of some kind, but it's going to be less of a priority, or more like the Surface line with Windows. You don't need a Surface device to use Windows, but it's their brand of hardware to help sell the ecosystem.

Fanboys raging over it seems silly, because Microsoft should've have just merged the two platforms back in the Windows 8 days like I thought they were going to do. Just tailor the UI for the form factor, and give consumers more flexibility.
 
Xbox strategy is changing so constantly not even the their most dedicated sycophants can keep up.


I hadn't seen this yet, this is amazing and hilarious.

The real time realization of what he's about to say, you can see his mind going at 500 miles per hour trying to come up with something to fix the major fumble he just did, and ultimately just giving in because it's impossible.
 
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To think this all started with "4 games" and anyone with a modicum of IQ knew the writing was on the wall back then.

"Halo isn't coming. Gears isnt coming. Forza isnt coming. Indiana Jones isnt coming. It's just 4 games"

The spin and denial was immense. Then one of those games developers got shut down..even more bad news.

Now 3 of them are here and the rumors are heavy for Halo to appear on PlayStation.

We can speak on whether it's MCC or Halo Infinite, or the fact that it's currently only Gears 1.

But the appearance of both Marcus and Master Chief, synonymous with Xbox potentially both on a Sony console(and probably Switch, let's be real) is fairly large in the message it sends for what Microsoft plans to do.


I do like Xbox and have owned their consoles up through the Xbox 360, but they lost me back in 2013 with their initial reveal and I haven't trusted them since.
 
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To think this all started with "4 games" and anyone with a modicum of IQ knew the writing was on the wall back then.

"Halo isn't coming. Gears isnt coming. Forza isnt coming. Indiana Jones isnt coming. It's just 4 games"

The spin and denial was immense. Then one of those games developers got shut down..even more bad news.

Now 3 of them are here and the rumors are heavy for Halo to appear on PlayStation.

We can speak on whether it's MCC or Halo Infinite, or the fact that it's currently only Gears 1.

But the appearance of both Marcus and Master Chief, synonymous with Xbox potentially both on a Sony console(and probably Switch, let's be real) is fairly large in the message it sends for what Microsoft plans to do.


I do like Xbox and have owned their consoles up through the Xbox 360, but they lost me back in 2013 with their initial reveal and I haven't trusted them since.

There are good people at xbox! I know that's true of any organization or business, but I know without knowing that they are sitting on something successful.
 
With the way he's been carrying on, it seems pretty evident that what she had to say was a little too on the mark for him. Also, this is tailor made for him:

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Kind of amazing how someone can meltdown over and over, be wrong over and over, and just keep doing it ad nauseam.
 
What is Jez's livelihood? Does he do YouTube? Twitch? It's his own time while he's got a normal job? Who is this guy we keep seeing in Xbox threads.
 
Neckbeard shill stepchild annoyed at founding family's disparaging remarks.

Guy is on a sinking ship yelling obscenities at everyone getting onto the lifeboats.. but the shilling will continue until the checks stop clearing

Unless.... he's doing it for the love of the game lol.
I expect to see him on the BBC arriving by small boat soon.
 
He writes for Windows Central

That's it?

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Fresh out of high school, Jez enjoyed a long career unemployed as a World of Warcraft dragon slayer.

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While in this role, Jez encountered his first "tech fanboys," people who inexplicably get so deep into tech that they start rooting for them, much like a sports team. One day, Jez picked up a Windows Phone on a whim — and little did he know it would eventually land him a role as a managing editor for the biggest Windows-focused site in the world!

I thought that the text would say "One day, Jez decided to make his entire personality over tech company rooting much like sport fans". Almost.
 
That's it?

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I thought that the text would say "One day, Jez decided to make his entire personality over tech company rooting much like sport fans". Almost.

I mean.....that, his podcast, whatever he gets paid as bean spokesman.....yeah, that's it...



 
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This is moronic. MS publicly stated they are releasing a powerful next gen home console. It's like some people just can't read or comprehend. It's not about going with Jez (who's much closer to the situation), or a random employee from a decade ago. Keep stabbing, never change.
its not going to be a traditional console, it will be a pc. xbox hardware is dead.
 
Fucking hell, what's wrong with UK peoples

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I went to the UK last summer and I was shocked to see them serving beans with breakfast it looked gross as fuck. On the flight back home though my stomach was hurting from the minute I woke up so I didn't eat anything. They served breakfast on the plane and at this point I was really hungry. Once again there was the baked beans in the meal. I ate everything but the beans and was like fuck it I'm still hungry. They were surprisingly good honestly.
 
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