Jez corden in full defense mode as he attacks laura fryer on X.

Jez in full meltdown mode. He's going to attack all of us folks. Watch out.

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Not fat enough.
 
This is moronic. MS publicly stated they are releasing a powerful next gen home console. It's like some people just can't read or comprehend. It's not about going with Jez (who's much closer to the situation), or a random employee from a decade ago. Keep stabbing, never change.

Hi Jez.
 
Or Boomstick. In fact that dude's probably already trashed her on a stream.

Hope you're happy with the extremists cult you created & enabled, Phil Spencer. This is your mess.



She obviously means "console" as in a traditional console the way we've known them for generations, and the business model thereof.

And in that sense, no, the next Xbox is not a console. Even if it's console-like in features and form factor, it won't have that traditional business model the way PS5 and Switch 2 do, or that PS6 will have.



Are y'all overdosing on stupid pills? A random employee from a decade ago?

Bro she was at Microsoft as far back as 1998. She was part of the team that engineered the original Xbox. But yeah, let's go off and disregard their career because they're "being mean to Xbox" (i.e just telling the truth).

What's next, "She just slept her way up!"?
Wtf does the original Xbox, never mind the 3 generations after have to do with someone who hasn't been around in a decade? Stupid pills? I cannot believe the stupidity in this generation.

Edit: also, completely disregard the fact MS themselves announced they are making new home hardware.
 
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She obviously means "console" as in a traditional console the way we've known them for generations, and the business model thereof.

And in that sense, no, the next Xbox is not a console. Even if it's console-like in features and form factor, it won't have that traditional business model the way PS5 and Switch 2 do, or that PS6 will have.

Traditional sense?
Her video straight up says she doesnt believe they are making hardware, as in anything. The Ally Xbox is not an Xbox console, its a Handheld PC with an Xbox front end, MS isnt making it, its a third party piece of hardware......if all the nextgen machine are third party hardware then indeed Xbox has left the hardware game.

If the next "Xbox Console" is a console with bespoke silicon that can run x86 games and Xbox xex games even through a VM layer then is it not a console?

New Xbox hardware is a bone they are throwing to current Xbox brand aficionados. It is not meant to sell in large numbers. It softens the blow for full 3rd party. The brand name is dead or long dead in the market and whatever this is will not be a recovery from that, so the question is why? I've thought on this and it is a legitimacy issue. They need the box to promote the service but they do not really need anyone to own the box, it just needs to exist on paper. That is also why it will have multiple storefronts, it is a side project relative to gamepass and play anywhere. Almost nobody owns the current box(especially XSX, but I DO own it and let me tell you I never play it) but that doesn't "show" as easily. It's about presenting a united front and about virtue signaling their seriousness and not about the box. The next xbox will be highly niche imho, not at the levels we expect from the big 3 but more like a steam deck level of appeal.

If its cheaper than a comparable PC and can run BC games + Steam/GOG/EGS games with a console-esc front end thats a pretty compelling deal.
But yes I do agree it would be a pretty niche piece of kit, would probably sell less than the Series X.
 
Even the boss is taking the complete piss out of him

"You love your baked beans don't ye, little English boy, bet you love a bit of cider as well, you dirty little bastid, keep the proopaganda up or we'll cut off the dollars"
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Angry Wojak GIF by Leroy Patterson
 
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I discovered about her literally today and her insight is spot on
He also received instructions


The thing is, it's hard to trust Microsoft. Handheld PCs also need SoCs, and yes, they might make a next-gen Xbox—but it likely won't be a mass-market product this time. They probably won't subsidize the console like before, especially since they're losing money on Game Pass and barely selling games anymore.


With SteamOS expanding to more devices, I think Microsoft will finally optimize Windows for gaming. The hardware they're developing with AMD might be a new SoC or GPU that enables console-level gaming on Windows—or they could go in a completely different direction.


The Series consoles already had a hard time competing with the PS5. Now imagine a new Xbox entering a market where every Xbox game is also available on PlayStation—and the Xbox is potentially more expensive. That's a tough sell.
 
Complete and utter clown shit by jez per usual.
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Should also be pointed out that she never said MS is going to stop making hardware. Folks are being a bit too literal with her words. Xbox is obviously not "dead". Xbox consoles are being sold as we speak. Is Xbox dead as far as being a viable product for Microsoft? Plenty of folks believe that.
 
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Looks like Jez has walked from the Frying pan into the Fryer.

Don't touch the Fryer unless you want to get burned.


All sitting there.
 
Should also be pointed out that she never said MS is going to stop making hardware. Folks are being a bit to literal with her words. Xbox is obviously not "dead". Xbox consoles are being sold as we speak. Is Xbox dead as far as being a viable product for Microsoft? Plenty of folks believe that.
insecurities and projection. the state of the Xbox community.
 
Stupid.

Laura Fyer didn't claim that a new console isn't in the pipeline.

She just said that in her opinion the hardware path they have taken will not work out and that this is pretty much the beginning of the end.

You don't need a manager to realize that. The strategy is silly, far too inconsistent, has no marketing approach (0,0 customer centricity) and will be the end of Xbox hardware.
In the end, there will be no one left to buy the thing. It doesn't need Nintendo or Sony or any console war.

Xbox is in full seppuku mode. Terrible management and legendary brand destruction. At least it's a nice case to show students how product and marketing is not to be handled in any way.
This goes against everything you learn in marketing, sales or anywhere else.

It is simply a matter of sanity that you don't do a 180° turn every six months and mess with your fan base.
 
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Even the boss is taking the complete piss out of him

"You love your baked beans don't ye, little English boy, bet you love a bit of cider as well, you dirty little bastid, keep the proopaganda up or we'll cut off the dollars"
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Angry Wojak GIF by Leroy Patterson

It's crazy how big Jez is. I knew he wasn't skinny but this is fatter than I even though he was. Also love that he went to this big press event and couldn't even bother to dress with clothes that fit him properly. The shoulder seam on his shirt is halfway down his arm.
 
I don't think I'll ever understand people like this.

Microsoft cares nothing for him.

The last time he was militant about something was Xbox going 3rd party, and look how that turned out.
 
I have looked at the photos of and comments from Jez in this thread and now I am sad for him.

As a Sony and Nintendo fanunit myself, I can't help but imagine if the positions were swapped. If Xbox was kicking ass without even releasing many games and Sony was getting hated on like Xbox is now. I would be sad and withdraw from the social aspects of the hobby. Jez can't because this is his job. Such a sad state of affairs for young Jez.
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Never attack an industry veteran like this. Especially one that isn't a Jaffe-like. This poor lady just gave her opinion and Jez could not let it slide. Oh no.
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- They are already talking about "Xbox hardware"
- There is no exclusives or any reason to get it, when you can just use a PC
- Playstation is getting their games also

What Fryer said was just a consolidation of what everyone knows, Xbox is dead.
 
Even the boss is taking the complete piss out of him

"You love your baked beans don't ye, little English boy, bet you love a bit of cider as well, you dirty little bastid, keep the proopaganda up or we'll cut off the dollars"
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Angry Wojak GIF by Leroy Patterson

Must be great to never go cold or hungry during winter...

It's crazy how big Jez is. I knew he wasn't skinny but this is fatter than I even though he was. Also love that he went to this big press event and couldn't even bother to dress with clothes that fit him properly. The shoulder seam on his shirt is halfway down his arm.

Those could've been his old clothes, bro o.0
 
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If its cheaper than a comparable PC and can run BC games + Steam/GOG/EGS games with a console-esc front end thats a pretty compelling deal.

A pretty compelling deal that would be the complete end of Xbox as a brand because the product you're describing is just a better SteamMachine that happens to have an Xbox logo stuck on it.

No one would purchase anything from the Xbox/Microsoft Store on that device. They'd be selling a box that guarantees everyone buys Microsoft games from Steam, GoG, EGS, or Humble where Microsoft would only get a limited cut of each sale. Not seeing how that would be any more sustainable than their current situation.
 
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