I think we need a published collection of Araki's thoughts and musings.
For a dude who is all about violence and body horror, his author notes and such are surprisingly adorable and generally super humble and funny.
"I must be the only one who cares, but I often nearly drown myself. Not in the sea or in a river, no, I narrowly escape death drinking a glass of water. I only need a mouthful of water to suffocate, and I find myself unable to breathe. Generally, if I stay calm, I manage to get my breath back little by little, but recently, I almost passed out. That was a close one. That day, I miraculously escaped death, to everyone's indifference."
"In my childhood, I heard the following kinds of rumors about being a cartoonist.
Cartoonists secretly keep a real handgun in their basements.
They can just ask anyone to get naked when they're drawing models of men or women.
There's a person who just gives out ideas and can give them from anywhere in the world.
Every fourth day of the week, they're night shift is spent golfing and playing on a yacht.
How much truth is there in all this? I can't tell you."
"Here is the top 5 of my favorite toys
1. Phosphorescent skeleton (When it shines at night, it feels like I'm in a fairy tale.)
2. Bouncing ball (This piece of rubber took me into a science-fiction universe.)
3. Resident Evil(Playstation) (It's so great!)
4. A Thunderbird II model (I love the design and I find that the container's conception was very clever! I really had the impression I could go anywhere with this.)
5. Lego or Mega Bloks (I spent whole days assembling and disassembling the piece to make new models. I think that Lego is the Western philosophy in its entirety.)"