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[Data West]

Oh, Kana... *sigh*

http://i.minus.com/idIBlrfe12FBa.jpg (probably NSFW)

http://i.minus.com/iubfyRMSfHo0.jpg http://i.minus.com/ibi5J9kkqw8B78.jpg (ditto)

She's probably been bummed out since she doesn't get to touch Serena's godly boobs anymore.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Yeah, or at least this one is;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXXHj4Yimc

Hey that was pretty entertaining, that ref is pretty lenient on the DQs.
Assuming i've got the names right Lin was fantastically mad and if my ears aren't deceiving me Kana's music was the final boss of Okami? Sounds that way at least.

 

[Striker]

Stinks about Maxine,

It's okay guys. We still have loads of women who do get the the proper air-time and who cannot wrestle.

 

[British Monsoon]

Assuming i've got the names right Lin was fantastically mad and if my ears aren't deceiving me Kana's music was the final boss of Okami? Sounds that way at least.

You are correct, her theme is 'The Sun Rises' from Okami;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53Pfo6yNb8

And yeah, Lin 'Bitch' Bairon went kinda batshit insane because all the other female wrestlers in SMASH thought she was a bitch, or something.

 

[Nocturnowl]

You are correct, her theme is 'The Sun Rises' from Okami;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53Pfo6yNb8

And yeah, Lin 'Bitch' Bairon went kinda batshit insane because all the other female wrestlers in SMASH thought she was a bitch, or something.

I knew my ears had the right call, great theme as well.
Sounds like a valid reason to go all wack job, AJ and Mickie James are now small time on the insane scale, all hail Lin!

 

[Keyser Soze]

She will be missed :/

 

[Parallax]

Beef Wreckers are worse than ZigSwag. Every few weeks you say something that puts you in the Danger Zone then we reconcile due to how bad Raw is.

How many times I gotta put you through the barber shop window, mang? Stop Jannettying.

I almost choked on my water because of this post.

 

[Kaladin]

She will be missed :/

Bronco buster, hug or ripping her head off?

 

[SquashMatch]

Almost time for Impact. Hopefully they dont botch the last segment again and take away from a good show like they did last week.

 

[Kaladin]

Impact prediction: the masked ninjas will destroy the main event and the Impact set....Nexus style.

 

[mechashiva]

Anyone watching Evolve tonight?

 

[British Monsoon]

Anyone watching Evolve tonight?

I was going to, but I think I'll catch a replay instead. The main EVOLVE card may not start till 9PM EST, and that'll be 3AM over here, lol.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Crackhead Claire is back!

 

[Ithil]

This actress better be as terrible as I've heard.

 

[Kaladin]

Crackhead Claire is back!

Pregnant drug addicts and crazy chicks!

#PowerOfJune

 

[Ultratech]

Maxine quit?

vadernooo.gif

Well, hopefully she'll find life in TNA or another place.

 

[BoboBrazil]

When are we gonna find out Serg is the daddy of Crackhead Claire's baby?

 

[Officerrob]

Claire segments all night? FUCK

 

[Kaladin]

When are we gonna find out Serg is the daddy of Crackhead Claire's baby?

Well, you see, it happened the same night AJ and Dixie were throwing Serg a surprise party. Serge and Claire slipped away while the crowd Dixie had gathered were mingling and....you know.

 

[Ultratech]

Yeah, or at least this one is;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXXHj4Yimc

Ok, I lol'd at this:
"I am good bitch. Kana is shit bitch."

And what's with Serena's hair?


Kana still hot as ever.

 

[Kaladin]

And what's with Serena's hair?

Serena was growing it back after the SES gig fell threw.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Well, you see, it happened the same night AJ and Dixie were throwing Serg a surprise party. Serge and Claire slipped away while the crowd Dixie had gathered were mingling and....you know.

It's going to be something ridiculous I'm sure. Samoa Joe vs Bully Ray tonight should be good.

 

[Ultratech]

Serena was growing it back after the SES gig fell threw.

Hasn't that been some time ago though? I guess the look of it throws me off, since it's been a while since I last saw anything of her.

That match is old. Serena's been injured for almost a year now.

Whoops. Now I feel a bit stupid.

 

[Data West]

Hasn't that been some time ago though? I guess the look of it throws me off, since it's been a while since I last saw anything of her.

That match is old. Serena's been injured for almost a year now.

 

[Officerrob]

Holy fuck this is bad

 

[Ithil]

Oh wow you lot weren't kidding about that acting. This ought to be amusing

 

[BoboBrazil]

I can't believe they are continuing the Claire stuff. I see that she mentioned they met at a party at Dixie's house though. Perfect time for Serg to get it in while Dixie was talking to guests outside.

 

[Professor Beef]

I missed the first 30 minutes of Impact due to FFV. Did I miss anything good?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Did You Know?

I removed IMPACT series link / season pass from my DVR last week.

I made it four weeks!

 

[Ithil]

I missed the first 30 minutes of Impact due to FFV. Did I miss anything good?

You missed RVD do an RVD match, an Austin Aries/Bobby Roode promo and more from the exciting adventures of Claire the druggie.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Jigsaw!

 

[Ithil]

Why did that pizza ad have Crash Holly's music?

 

[BillRiccio]

had to stop rolling a joint because i saw Jigsaw on my tv!!!!!! yay!!!

 

[SousedLouse]

Jigsaw!

No, that's Rubix, from Rubix: Luchadores for Everyone.

It's a stupid name, but I'm just glad to see him on TV, and with his actual ring gear.

 

[somedevil]

had to stop rolling a joint because i saw Jigsaw on my tv!!!!!! yay!!!

Its Rubix now though now he won't be on the pay per view.

 

[Professor Beef]

You missed RVD do an RVD match, an Austin Aries/Bobby Roode promo and more from the exciting adventures of Claire the druggie.

Was the promo any good? I don't care about the other shit.

Also, very good match just now.

 

[BoboBrazil]

DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, FUCKING SICK MOVE!

 

[rvd2kewl]

Wow, that was great!

 

[Kaladin]

You know, if they did this Claire storyline in WWE, we'd eventually get this segment with Claire instead of Big Johnny.....

 

[Ithil]

Was the promo any good? I don't care about the other shit.

Also, very good match just now.

I don't watch normally so I don't know what their usual standard for promos are, but it was decent. The actual banter was a bit silly but it left me interested in seeing their match.

Also, that match was really good. Like a Sin Cara match, except not shit.

 

[SousedLouse]

I like that TNA kept Sanjay's aggressive streak from Ring Ka King (and the airplane arms, because it's goofy). But he still deserves better. Still, he's going after the X-Division, and that should lead to some decent matches.

 

[Professor Beef]

Also, that match was really good. Like a Sin Cara match, except not shit.

JUST LIKE A HUNICO MATCH, RIGHT PLYWOOD?

 

[BoboBrazil]

That 360 double foot stomp from the top rope was crazy. That's gotta be gifed.

 

[Ithil]

That 360 double foot stomp from the top rope was crazy. That's gotta be gifed.

I have no idea how that was done. I mean, he just came down on him with the stomp, how is that faked?

 

[Ithil]

Why did this turn into MasterChef UK?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

What is the point of Gutcheck?

 

[Ithil]

What is the point of Gutcheck?

I think it's dramatic because there's a fast music track playing. Or something.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Gutcheck is pointless and takes time away from building the ppv. I'd do away with the segments personally. They devote entirely too much time to it over 2 shows a month.

 

[somedevil]

What is the point of Gutcheck?

After the alex silva debacle I think its lost its value. Also, love how they pointed that she can't wrestle very well right now.

 

[Kaladin]

Gutcheck is pointless and takes time away from building the ppv. I'd do away with the segments personally. They devote entirely too much time to it over 2 shows a month.

What if the ninjas eventually turn out to be rejected gutcheck participants?