I normally don't feel compelled to go off on a rant after seeing a film but I just can't help myself this time...
Good lord that was utterly abysmal... Honestly one of the worst films iv'e ever seen in terms of pacing, acting, character/world building and plot.
Such a mindless slew of half-cocked ideas. I can't even comprehend how some of these decisions were made during the making this thing.
I couldn't even enjoy it as an extended video game cutscene as I felt no prior attachment to any of the characters or the world.
I'm fully aware Advent Children is also a mess in many regards but at least that succeeded in being a satisfying piece of fan service that could accompany a previously fleshed out and established universe.
And don't even get me started on the voice acting! Libertus in particular was ear-rupturingly bad. I don't get why they got so many English actors in to do awful, hammy American accents. Even weirder considering that Bean and Headey were allowed to retain their native accents.
Even the CGI, while excellent for the most part, severely suffered from some really ugly uncanny valley. Throughout the films duration I kept thinking of that terrifying cutscene from Medal of Honor with the ladies creepy facial expressions:
It just feels like such a massive waste, for all this talent and technology to be wasted on something so poorly realised...
FFXV's outlook has never looked so grim...