Two kills? You KS'ing bastard!
I had a game where I could not stop KS'ing as Sona. I felt so bad; had something like 15 kills by the end.
'Oh noes that guy is getting away, let me queue up my slowing power chord *you have slain an enemy*... oh killed him.'
'Oh my teammate needs healing I'll just *finger slips to Q* *Ace!*... son of a...'
'Let me switch to my blue aura to give my lanemate more power *you have slain an enemy*... how was that champ even in my range to kill?'
'I'm comin' to help, I'm rushin' to help you guys, I'm comin' to the team fight, just wait for me, almost there let me throw in a W and then a Q to help wear 'em down... *Double Kill* I uh...'
'Alright for reals guys, for really reals I'm just gonna sit back, throw in some auto attacks to harass these guys, it's all good *you have slain an enemy* what no I didn't mea *Double Kill!* wait how do I sto *Triple Kill!*... I worked my fingers to the bone to play you these fine kill steals.'
'Look at those champs running away, let's have a Sona Dance Party so you guys can finish them off *Double Kill* ... fuck it, going AD Sona.'