Escape Goat
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I never know whats going on in this thread. Dont make me threaten another bears vs twink war.
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LGBThread |OT3| Friends of Dorothy!
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dragonlife
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Does this person have a name?
Apparently it's from a hentai called Yoru Ga Kuru.
This thread is about 5 different conversations in one page.
Henchmen21
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Isn't it always?
Escape Goat
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dragonlife
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That is a pretty nice ass.
He wasn't bad as Jules's brother, either.
He wasn't bad as Jules's brother, either.
He needs to come back and set Jules right over the whole Shawn thing.
That said, it seems after two episodes of that she's finally starting to stop being hysterical about it now.
So people sharing what they say during sex made me remember one of my sex encounters a few years ago.....
I never saw him again, but I will never forget. Moral of story: talking during sex is amazing when done right.
To make a long story short, I was at a nice restaurant with a bar in a hotel, dressed in a suit no less for a stupid conference, one of the guys I had been eyeballing all day walked up to me and whispered in my ear that he wanted to fuck me now. I don't know, it was the way he was being authoritative that I got all weak in the knees and followed him.
We had sex in the bathroom, which was nice and not nasty by the way, and the whole time he was whispering in my ears about how he was going to make me cum and that I would never forget him, and the entire time the only thing I could say was Don't Stop. Only once did we have to stop when someone came. It lasted about 10 minutes total I would guess, I lasted about 8.
We had sex in the bathroom, which was nice and not nasty by the way, and the whole time he was whispering in my ears about how he was going to make me cum and that I would never forget him, and the entire time the only thing I could say was Don't Stop. Only once did we have to stop when someone came. It lasted about 10 minutes total I would guess, I lasted about 8.
I never saw him again, but I will never forget. Moral of story: talking during sex is amazing when done right.
Escape Goat
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Oh my...
I don't think there's much to the maternal grandfather thing either. My mother's father was bald starting around the time he turned 30. My father is now almost 70 and still has a full head of very thick hair. I'm ~30 and my hair looks exactly like my father's and is also crazy thick. I get comments how absurdly thick it is every single time I get my hair cut. I have nothing in common with my grandfather's hair.
Henchmen21
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You know they're going to get them back together before the show ends. Psych doesn't hold long running threads for too long. It's just wondering if anyone else will find out by then. Especially lassie.
Yeah I said that a few times too.
Hot!
ShadyLurker
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Don't make your long stories short anymore. You tell them so well, feel free to keep going
Actually, the Sliding Doors episode was ace and shows they could actually BAD END the series. It would be AMAZINGly trolly if they did because I know some fans wouldn't stand for that, but I could see it. It'd be a nice karma-kick in the ass for the whole series.
I'm frankly more wanting the Chief to find out.
Blood Diamonds
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Wow, I thought this kind of stuff only happened in porn.
Henchmen21
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Wow. Just wow. Kudos to you sir.
I figure Chief Vicks already knows, just doesn't care. Hell she probably knew since first ep. Lassie would be bigger since he's been trying to bust Shawn since the beginning.
Depends on the bathroom.
I have never done this.
@Dari: I guess. But I think Lassie already knows, or maybe that's just the writers writing badly about it. The whole thing went out the window ages ago so the whole revealing it thing coming back to bite him in the ass is refreshing but "really? They didn't seem to mind ages ago."
I was blindsided but horny at the same time (thanks wine and hormones). I wouldn't have done it otherwise...
Yes more bathrooms are just disgusting, but this was a nice hotel bathroom and my judgement wasn't all that clear at the time lol
Blood Diamonds
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Yes, but hygiene isn't usually a big concern when you're about to do it in a bathroom.
I would have also, just not in the bathroom. I had a hotel room lol
MyAbsolution
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From my college lab experience growing different kinds of bacteria... Our bathrooms were super clean and disinfected several times a day. No toilet/wash basin samples would grow on our plates. I'm thinking most establishments clean their bathrooms a ton?
Door handles and computer lab keyboards however? Full of goodies.
Door handles and computer lab keyboards however? Full of goodies.
ShadyLurker
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Yeah and don't forget he was in a swanky hotel that had a bar and restaurant in it. Its bathrooms are probably disinfected every day. It's not like he was at a truck stop
Henchmen21
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Ack..Ugh..Yuck...
Walked into the Bear Gryllis thread and looked at the link. Why oh why did I do that.
Walked into the Bear Gryllis thread and looked at the link. Why oh why did I do that.
dragonlife
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I want to do it atop a skyscraper, on the railing, at night for the incredible view of the city nightlife, then we both parachute down and climax as we spiral downward, hastily putting our clothes on before we land. Or die from a malfunction. Whichever comes first.
Henchmen21
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Fixed that for you.
umop_3pisdn
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I realize you're most likely joking but trying to have sex at the same time would ruin that experience.
dragonlife
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Going down? Yeah, I know. That's why we'd jump near the end. And I'm only half-joking. I think it'd be a great experience, if not terrifying, since heights make me uncomfortable.
The half-joking comes from the parachute bit. I'm sure I'd be thinking, "Oh, god, I hope the railing doesn't give out" throughout the whole thing.
The half-joking comes from the parachute bit. I'm sure I'd be thinking, "Oh, god, I hope the railing doesn't give out" throughout the whole thing.
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You should pitch that premise to Black Spark.
ShadyLurker
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You wanna climax as you're falling? I doubt the guy taking his dog out got a late night stroll beneath you would appreciate the 100mph cumshots raining from the sky
dragonlife
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He would just think it's bird poop.
umop_3pisdn
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I think it would be more fun to just chill out on the top of a skyscraper at night and parachute down, and I guess do it with another person so it's less scary. Sex would seem kind of superfluous to taking in the breathtaking/terrifying sights. I find that whenever I check out cool scenery or something I want to be more or less by myself where it's quiet so I can go into my own world and just drink it all in. Having an orgasm while falling at the max speed due to the acceleration of gravity or whatever might be a novel sensation though, but if you were actually scared or in fight or flight mode you'd probably have problems with performance
ShadyLurker
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Until he saw two naked men hurtling towards him with an after sex glow and a half open parachute.
How much does a sugar daddy have to pay to get that service? Seems like a lot.
*Whoever.
dragonlife
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Don't overanalyze my farfetched fantasies! Maybe I've enjoyed the scenery there before with Bob. Maybe Tim doesn't care where we do it. Alan and Bill are probably too high to know what's going on. The possibilities are endless.
You've probably never snuck in anywhere
ShadyLurker
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I'm sorry! Lets get ice cream and hang out on a high rooftop.
dragonlife
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Only if we add pizza and can throw some of that ice cream down to unsuspecting citizens. If so, you've got a date.
Unless it's chocolate mint. I can't waste any of that.
Unless it's chocolate mint. I can't waste any of that.
One does not simply walk into parachutes.You've probably never snuck in anywhere
Aww
Necromanti
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I always thought you looked Arab. Is this a Jordanian thing?
My best friend and his sister would always throw water balloons from the roof late at night when he was back in Jordan. At cars, too... And maybe the prayer guy.
DR2K
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I always thought you looked Arab. Is this a Jordanian thing?
Possibly, it was my uncle(who was a kid back then) who started it. May he RIP. I didn't have this memory until you guys were talking about top of building sex, lol.
ShadyLurker
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Haha you sound like a fun date. I'd say that's a deal.
Also I was thinking more like that soft serve ice cream. I love those vanilla ones you can get that are dipped in the chocolate.
I've always wanted to have sex on the beach. Haven't got lucky yet.
dragonlife
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Maybe we could finish the night with some hardcore, wet and wild
water ballon fighting.
Yay, colds
Man, I haven't had one of those in a loooooong time. It reminds me of going to fairs. Good times.
At night or bust. No pun intended. Everything's better at night.
Towels? Blanket?
ShadyLurker
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Gah you got me all excited there, not even on the first date and already teasing me. I see how it is
A water balloon fight sounds like almost as much fun though haha
dragonlife
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Dude, you got 1100 in Lost Odyssey. That's almost worth putting out for on the first date in my sick, twisted world. Almost Beat me in Pokemon Puzzle League and I'll expedite the undressing. Nothing gets me in the mood quite like losing an intense match of block matching and constant Pokemon cries when you pull off combos.
Video games: fuck yeah.
I may or may not be serious with the above.
Beat me in Pokemon Puzzle League and I'll expedite the undressing. Nothing gets me in the mood quite like losing an intense match of block matching and constant Pokemon cries when you pull off combos. Video games: fuck yeah.
I may or may not be serious with the above.
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