Holy shit that looks delicious. *drools*I'm lazy and I just buy pre-cooked shredded chicken. Ready to be placed between two slices of bread or a tortilla.
I luvz chicken sandwiches <3 I had one for supper today.
Mine -totally- looked like that.Holy shit that looks delicious. *drools*
I bet it did.Mine -totally- looked like that.
Some light butter and some cheese, perhaps? Or cold cuts.I accidentally bought original crispy minis (rice cakes) instead of white cheddar flavor. They're so narsty. Does anyone know any way to make them taste better (eg, add jam, make a sandwich with them, etc)? I'd hate to have to toss them out, but it's like eating cardboard.
I have some slices of havarti but do I really want to waste them with rice cakes, haha.Some light butter and some cheese, perhaps? Or cold cuts.
1. Sexy
2. Can cook
3. Not crazy
Pick two.
So this is what I'm undertaking tonight:
To my dismay (and possibly yours!) there was literally no opportunity to take any pictures of the end results since I was serving everything in courses while continuing to cook the next thing in line, but this was absolutely one of the best meals I've ever made or eaten. Everything I bought save for the wine was locally caught/grown/produced and crazy fresh; surprisingly affordable too.
First course was steamed mussels in white wine, butter, smoked paprika, turmeric, horseradish, and dijon, with chunks of bread and mashed roasted garlic.
Next up was grilled octopus, which I simmered first in a bit of water, vinegar, peppercorns, and lemon for about an hour before grilling; saved the liquid for reduction into a great little sauce. Finished the octopus with a toss in some parsley, marjoram, olive oil, and lemon zest on a bit of baby spinach.
Last thing was a whole roasted rockfish stuffed with lemon and rosemary, rubbed with olive oil. 15 minutes at 450, this thing only needed minimal embellishment... Really fantastic. Served it with slow roasted cippolini onions, fresh porcini mushrooms (so fat and fluffy!), and purple asparagus.
Holy shit, actual ingredients. I'm in awe. I can only imagine how good it looked.I'm 1, 2 and 3... And I bake professionally.
You guys should be looking for boyfriends in the irongaf thread, tbh
I can't even make the cut.1. Sexy
2. Can cook
3. Not crazy
Pick two.
I can't even make the cut.
That's one funky piece of bread.
But it isn't about some hypothetical/future.The middle one can be learned, the other two are completely relative
Lol, this guy I'm talking to is so stupid, he is the typical caveman, a macho man with the thinking that he should work and his partner should be home to cook and clean for him.
We said we should be honest with each other if other people hit on us, so I told him my friend tried to set me up with a guy and that he called me. I didn't put much thought into it, but he did.
So yesterday he texted me saying I'm a whore and that I should sleep with that guy instead.
Lol, calling me a whore, me who can count the people I've slept with one ONE hand, while he has been with like 40 people.
Anyway, he texted me at 2:30 last night saying "I can't sleep, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. :/"
So yeah, moron.
I'm usually not that aggressive, so I choose to ignore him now instead.Those kind of texts are always best answered with a "go fuck yourself".
I'm usually not that aggressive, so I choose to ignore him now instead.
Considering he hates people who has had too many partners and sleeps around, he should be happy to get someone like me, not the other way around.
Guy sounds like a jealous nutjob, I wouldn't pursue a relationship if he reacts this badly to such a harmless thing...
He has already called me a whore, my sister a whore and my friends are all cunts and whores, without even met anyone of them, so yeah, he's not sane.Guy sounds like a jealous nutjob, I wouldn't pursue a relationship if he reacts this badly to such a harmless thing...
He has already called me a whore, my sister a whore and my friends are all cunts and whores, without even met anyone of them, so yeah, he's not sane.
And the icing on the cake, he said he loved me before eving meeting me once.
Want serious advice? Block in all social networks, delete his phone number and warn everyone that might have come in contact with him to stay the fuck away. Sounds like your typical psycho.
Lol, this guy I'm talking to is so stupid, he is the typical caveman, a macho man with the thinking that he should work and his partner should be home to cook and clean for him.
We said we should be honest with each other if other people hit on us, so I told him my friend tried to set me up with a guy and that he called me. I didn't put much thought into it, but he did.
So yesterday he texted me saying I'm a whore and that I should sleep with that guy instead.
Lol, calling me a whore, me who can count the people I've slept with one ONE hand, while he has been with like 40 people.
Anyway, he texted me at 2:30 last night saying "I can't sleep, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. :/"
So yeah, moron.
Yeah he's crazy. Block himHe has already called me a whore, my sister a whore and my friends are all cunts and whores, without even met anyone of them, so yeah, he's not sane.
And the icing on the cake, he said he loved me before eving meeting me once.
You don't have bad taste in games because you like Red Dead. You have bad taste for liking GTA IV.
Were they all on par with what you imagined them to be?
I browse the shit out of that thread and hate myself for it. Especially when it's late at night.I'm 2 and 3... And I bake professionally.
You guys should be looking for boyfriends in the irongaf thread, tbh
I was just gonna respond with this one:
Guy sounds like a jealous nutjob, I wouldn't pursue a relationship if he reacts this badly to such a harmless thing...
I'm 2 and 3... And I bake professionally.
You guys should be looking for boyfriends in the irongaf thread, tbh
Yeah, I should probably do that. He says I'm gonna come crawling back every time we fight since everybody always does that, since everyone wants him. He is so full of himself, it drives me crazy.
Yeah, it's the same guy, I dunno why I'm still talking to him, I guess his sweet moments were so great that I overlooked his horrible traits, which is many. :/ This time I have had enough, though.
Yeah, it's the same guy, I dunno why I'm still talking to him, I guess his sweet moments were so great that I overlooked his horrible traits, which is many. :/ This time I have had enough, though.
Yeah, it's the same guy, I dunno why I'm still talking to him, I guess his sweet moments were so great that I overlooked his horrible traits, which is many. :/ This time I have had enough, though.
1. Sexy
2. Can cook
3. Not crazy
Pick two.
Who's your favorite gay person?
Who's your favorite gay person?
Who's your favorite gay person?
Good on you.
Who's your favorite gay person?
Yes.Alan Turing.
Alan Turing.
I was expecting a lot of Freddie Mercury.
Mine is Billy Strayhorn, the greatest composer of the 20th century.
I didn't know we could do dead people...
I didn't know we could do dead people...
This. British people are just the best gays