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[CornBurrito]

Day death is 30.

Fisting clubs.

Phew I have another decade.

Also I need a more serious answer. I'm probably doomed since I dislike both dancing AND drinking.

 

[RM8]

What does Gay Death even mean? That it's impossible to find guys after that age? Because then I think I might have been born undead :O

And yes, not being into dancing and drinking does not help at all.

 

[CornBurrito]

Why does Gay Death even mean? That it's impossible to find guys after that age? Because then I think I might have been born undead :O

And yes, not being into dancing and drinking does not help at all.

Yes that is what it means.

And yeah, not having any coordination will make dancing kind of unfun. And having almost everyone on my dad's side of the family be struggling alcoholics/drug addicts makes the whole drinking scene pretty undesirable. There needs to be an "I'm super boring" gay club. Hmm... boringgaysmeet.com?

Boring gay dating?

 

[Escape Goat]

who wants some meat leave a comment on this webzone if you want some meat

 

[CornBurrito]

who wants some meat leave a comment on this webzone if you want some meat

Is that YOU?

 

[Mystic Theurge]

And yeah, not having any coordination will make dancing kind of unfun.

Screw coordination. Just lose yourself in the music.

 

[Escape Goat]

Is that YOU?

thats my astronaut boyfriend who is still in the corner orgasming.

 

[RM8]

Screw coordination. Just lose yourself in the music.

You still need to enjoy dancing, and the music being played at clubs.

I don't lack coordination, I lack enjoyment from dancing

 

[Trigger]

who wants some meat leave a comment on this webzone if you want some meat

I do, I do!

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Dancing is fun because you kind of become 'one' with the music. God that sounds cheesy, but you like stop thinking and enter a kind of flow state. 'Flow states' are inherently enjoyable and there's really no trick to dancing so I would think that under the right circumstances practically everyone should be capable of enjoying it, but yeah you have to enjoy the music and feel a certain degree of confidence/competence to get there.

 

[Alcoori]

Oh please he'll be 19 in like 3 weeks. That body? That handstand? Don't give a fuuuuck.

Aren't you like 22? I've just turned 28, still feels creepy...

What does Gay Death even mean? That it's impossible to find guys after that age? Because then I think I might have been born undead :O

And yes, not being into dancing and drinking does not help at all.

Amen

who wants some meat leave a comment on this webzone if you want some meat

He can eat the product, I'll eat his penis.

 

[CornBurrito]

He can eat the product, I'll eat his penis.

That would probably hurt him.

 

[Meicyn]

Handstands are an instant ticket to my lust.

 

[RM8]

@Escape Goat pics:
First guy: Okay.
Second guy: Nope.

 

[Fimbulvetr]

I was just gonna respond with this one:

 

[DR2K]

who wants some meat leave a comment on this webzone if you want some meat

Guys that can cook are the marrying type.

 

[CornBurrito]

Guys that can cook are the marrying type.

It's not even that hard to cook... probably.

That's something I plan to learn how to do.

 

[chronos4590]

@Escape Goat pics:
First guy: Yep.
First Guy's Food: Yep
Second guy: Yep.

Fixed lol

 

[Necromanti]

It's not even that hard to cook... probably.

That's something I plan to learn how to do.

Anyone can cook. Not everyone can cook well. (Without learning or practicing, of course.)

 

[RM8]

It's not even that hard to cook... probably.

That's something I plan to learn how to do.

I overcook everything I'm okay at basic stuff I enjoy eating.

@chronos4590: I'm not even sure what's the food in the pic, lol.

 

[CornBurrito]

Anyone can cook. Not everyone can cook well. (Without learning or practicing, of course.)

I think chicken is fairly simple to make. I need to get some recipes from my aunt. She can make the best chicken ever. Extremely tender. Not dry at all.

 

[MarkusRJR]

I can't even flip an omelet without it rolling out of the pan.

I guess it's decided then, I must marry a sexy man who can cook me yummy food.

 

[CornBurrito]

I can't even flip an omelet without it rolling out of the pan.

I guess it's decided then, I must marry a sexy man who can cook me yummy food.

1. Sexy

2. Can cook

3. Not crazy


Pick two.

 

[MarkusRJR]

1. Sexy

2. Can cook

3. Not crazy


Pick two.

Fuck.










...Fuck.

 

[Necromanti]

I think chicken is fairly simple to make. I need to get some recipes from my aunt. She can make the best chicken ever. Extremely tender. Not dry at all.

I think the most tender chicken I ever made was a chicken breast that I had coated in an egg and ranch mixture, rolled in panko breadcrumbs, and then baked in the oven with olive oil. I could have eaten that shit all day, damn. Serve that with some hand-cut fries baked in peanut oil and I'm in fat-ass heaven.

 

[DR2K]

It's not even that hard to cook... probably.

That's something I plan to learn how to do.

It's not hard to paint a picture either, doesn't mean anyone can do it well.

 

[KiN0]

I think the most tender chicken I ever made was a chicken breast that I had coated in an egg and ranch mixture, rolled in panko breadcrumbs, and then baked in the oven with olive oil. I could have eaten that shit all day, damn. Serve that with some hand-cut fries baked in peanut oil and I'm in fat-ass heaven.

Sounds tasty. Though I prefer dark meat. Plus it tends to be cheaper.

 

[CornBurrito]

I think the most tender chicken I ever made was a chicken breast that I had coated in an egg and ranch mixture, rolled in panko breadcrumbs, and then baked in the oven with olive oil. I could have eaten that shit all day, damn. Serve that with some hand-cut fries baked in peanut oil and I'm in fat-ass heaven.

We had chicken coated in egg and rolled in breadcrumbs and Parmesan cheese. Maybe that's the secret.

It's not hard to paint a picture either, doesn't mean anyone can do it well.

But cooking is both an art AND a science. And anyone can do science. The art part is mostly if you want to get creative. But just following recipes can get you pretty far in life.

 

[Escape Goat]

I can stir, mix, shake, microwave and stick into the oven. Does that make me a cook?

 

[Vazra]

Fixed lol

*Deep Serious Stare*

 

[MarkusRJR]

How do you guys find healthy recipes? I wanna learn how to cook but I have no idea what I'm doing or what to make.

I can stir, mix, shake, microwave and stick into the oven. Does that make me a cook?

In some countries.

 

[Necromanti]

Sounds tasty. Though I prefer dark meat. Plus it tends to be cheaper.

I've had very little dark meat in my time, I'm afraid. I like me a good drumstick, too, but I tend to prefer boneless, or anything that doesn't remind me of the original animal I'm eating.

 

[CornBurrito]

How do you guys find healthy recipes? I wanna learn how to cook but I have no idea what I'm doing or what to make.

Food network, any show with Paula Deen.

 

[Replicant]

1. Sexy

2. Can cook

3. Not crazy


Pick two.

1. Sexy
3. Not crazy

I prefer eating out anyway.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've had very little dark meat in my time, I'm afraid. I like me a good drumstick, too, but I tend to prefer boneless, or anything that reminds me of the original animal I'm eating.

are we talking about food now?

 

[Necromanti]

are we talking about food now?

If it's edible, it's food.

 

[Henchmen21]

Food network, any show with Paula Deen.

Really? Mrs. "Butter is everything Bitch!"?

 

[KiN0]

I've had very little dark meat in my time, I'm afraid. I like me a good drumstick, too, but I tend to prefer boneless, or anything that doesn't remind me of the original animal I'm eating.

Aw that's a shame. I guess I'm lucky that the costco I go to sells these vacuumed packed bags of chicken thighs at a decent price.

 

[Escape Goat]

If it's edible, it's food.

Well, some guys do swallow but I don't think they ingest the whole thing.

 

[CornBurrito]

Really? Mrs. "Butter is everything Bitch!"?

Are you telling me that deep frying everything in tubs of butter isn't healthy?

Well, some guys do swallow but I don't think they ingest the whole thing.

Only some? Not most or all?

 

[Necromanti]

Aw that's a shame. I guess I'm lucky that the costco I go to sells these vacuumed packed bags of chicken thighs at a decent price.

Argh, I miss Costco. ;__; No car + expired membership = sad me. What I tend to do is go to this grocery outlet store and buy frozen chicken boobs for fairly cheap, though.

Well, some guys do swallow but I don't think they ingest the whole thing.

Some of us have a voracious appetite.

 

[MarkusRJR]

Food network, any show with Paula Deen.

Hahaha, back in high school me and my friends used to joke about Paula Deen so much. How the fuck did anyone ever listen to her recipes?

Well, some guys do swallow but I don't think they ingest the whole thing.

I guess you haven't met the Korowai people.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've had to start baking my chicken boobs after my George Foreman crapped out on me. They cook better that way but when I'm hungry I want to eat NOW so preheating an oven and waiting 30 minutes isn't fun.

 

[KiN0]

Argh, I miss Costco. ;__; No car + expired membership = sad me. What I tend to do is go to this grocery outlet store and buy frozen chicken boobs for fairly cheap, though.

That's probably more economical. I'm actually one of those people who shouldn't shop at Costco in all honesty. I don't think I've ever gone their without spending at least $200-$300 on food alone. And there are only 3 people in my family.

 

[CornBurrito]

I've had to start baking my chicken boobs after my George Foreman crapped out on me. They cook better that way but when I'm hungry I want to eat NOW so preheating an oven and waiting 30 minutes isn't fun.

Cook the second you start feeling hungry? Or if you're like me you get hungry at pretty much the same time each day and can plan out meals.

 

[RM8]

I'm lazy and I just buy pre-cooked shredded chicken. Ready to be placed between two slices of bread or a tortilla.

I luvz chicken sandwiches <3 I had one for supper today.

 

[Escape Goat]

Cook the second you start feeling hungry? Or if you're like me you get hungry at pretty much the same time each day and can plan out meals.

Yeah, I'm just not forward thinking like that. I would cook them all at the same time and put them in the fridge but theres nothing like steaming hot chicken breast with sweet baby rays bbq sauce. Mmm...

I had a friend who would cook 8 chicken breasts by broiling them on sunday. He would then package lunches for the entire week. I guess when you're committed to bodybuilding you gotta be like that. I wish I was that dedicated!

 

[Henchmen21]

Are you telling me that deep frying everything in tubs of butter isn't healthy?



Only some? Not most or all?

What's sad is that she still has a show after all that's happened. When you run a cooking channel and one of your hosts has emergency surgery due to high cholesterol than maybe you should rethink letting her work of you.

 

[BeesEight]

1. Sexy

2. Can cook

3. Not crazy


Pick two.

1. and 3. I can do 2 even if I'm not brilliant and don't care for it. Cooking is more about following instructions anyway.

Baking, however, is like magic.

I guess this makes me a 2. and a 3.