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[Henchmen21]

Story of my life.

One dude in high school, one dude in college, one GAFer. All straight. :/

It wasn't blamespace was it?

 

[scarlet]

Story of my life.

One dude in high school, one dude in college, one GAFer. All straight. :/

 

[Sagitario]

one GAFer. All straight. :/

Is that who I think it is? If so... Well, he certainly is a really good looking gaffer
If you are going to fall for a gaffer, better choose a gay one... there's plenty of perfectly good choices [and better chances]

 

[RM8]

You guys aren't going to name that GAFfer, right?

 

[Delio]

Is that who I think it is? If so... Well, he certainly is a really good looking gaffer
If you are going to fall for a gaffer, better choose a gay one... there's plenty of perfectly good choices [and better chances]

Like you *hearts*

 

[CornBurrito]

You guys aren't going to name that GAFfer, right?

I think Sagitario might know who it is.

Hint:

Spoiler

It is a guy. It isn't Blame Space.

 

[Sagitario]

Like you *hearts*

:3

I think Sagitario might know who it is.
Hint:

Spoiler

It is a guy. It isn't Blame Space.

 

[RM8]

I think Sagitario might know who it is.

Hint:

Spoiler

It is a guy. It isn't Blame Space.

Is it Bl... Oh

 

[Grakl]

Gay-GAFfers should date each other o.o

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Gay-GAFfers should date each other o.o

No it might become all weird and incestuous like that clique I hung out with in college.

 

[Crayons]

Gay-GAFfers should date each other o.o

I don't think anyone could date me after reading my posts.

 

[RM8]

I don't think anyone could date me after reading my posts.

Or simply after knowing your age, really

 

[CornBurrito]

I'd be up for a Gay GAF dating pool.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I'd be up for a Gay GAF dating pool.

It would get weird after everyone dated everyone else. If it stays platonic it will remain pure.

 

[Crayons]

Or simply after knowing your age, really

17 is legal here.

 

[scarlet]

Sone people really need to learn to reply text/message asap. Like seriously you're active on all your social media, but can't reply a message?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Sone people really need to learn to reply text/message asap. Like seriously you're active on all your social media, but can't reply a message?

No I hate being consistently accessible.

 

[daripad]

Gay-GAFfers should date each other o.o

That would be awesome. But I'm far away from everyone and I'm the least attractive here so nah, I'm fine.

Let me hug you for few minutes *hugs*

Oh, thanks

Wow daripad :c I really hope things get better for you dude, I can't imagine what it would be like if the people who are my closest friends, which I came out to, made homophobic remarks and things like that :"(

It's the story of my life. I hear gay insults everywhere being used normally, even among educated people. It used to be depressing but I don't really care about it, I get more hurt when someone says that homosexual people are the devil and they shouldn't exist, etc.

I will be ForeverAlone.

*Brofist*

Cheer up, guys, you're making this page feel so gloomy.

And because of "unrequited love" no less. What are you, terrible Ryan Gosling chick flick female protagonists? Not Delio, he's actually always positive and that's why he actually was able to meet a guy (it didn't work out this time, but that's normal). Pity-parties don't attract hot guys, and most definitely don't turn straight people gay. Again, cheer up! Play some Pokémon, watch a movie, eat a brownie, hug your pets if applicable, etc.

I know, but I just took the oportunity to talk about that. I do have lots of things to be ocuppied but I feel lonely sometimes. Sometimes people is what I need to be cheered up, like friends and family, though they tend to hurt me in certain ways even if it wasn't their intention

 

[CornBurrito]

So is it just possible/common to not find anal stimulation pleasurable at all?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

So is it just possible/common to not find anal stimulation pleasurable at all?

Yes, it's quite common.

 

[CornBurrito]

Yes, it's quite common.

Well at least I know I'm not odd in that regard. But damn that kind of sucks. :[

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Guys I just started Pokemon Platinum and I'm having a really hard time picking which starter to use. I can't decide between the monkey and the penguin. I like both equally halp

Well at least I know I'm not odd in that regard. But damn that kind of sucks. :[

Yeah, but, I mean, there are still tons of other things you can do, sexually speaking. Anal isn't the be all end all.

 

[scarlet]

I just sexted my ex lol and he's in the office,

Spoiler

he's mad at me cause i made him hard and then left

 

[CornBurrito]

Yeah, but, I mean, there are still tons of other things you can do, sexually speaking. Anal isn't the be all end all.

I know, but the whole "becoming one" idea gets me pretty excited.

 

[dragonlife]

I think Sagitario might know who it is.

Hint:

Spoiler

It is a guy. It isn't Blame Space.

I know who it is. At least I think so. Starts with an S, ends with an R.

There's a gaffer (or two) I would totally date.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

"becoming one"

You mean physically? Can't you achieve the same through (NSFW)

Spoiler

oral

?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I dropped the bomb two times this week how am I even doing this right now.
(Don't know how this one will react :V)

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I just sexted my ex lol and he's in the office,

Spoiler

he's mad at me cause i made him hard and then left

Are you still drunk from this weekend, or is this something you're now actively pursuing?

 

[CornBurrito]

You mean physically? Can't you achieve the same through (NSFW)

Spoiler

oral

?

That requires the suppression of a gag reflex to be as "deep" from a physical standpoint. Plus you don't get the same variety of positions.

I know who it is. At least I think so. Starts with an S, ends with an R.

There's a gaffer (or two) I would totally date.

I forget when I ever told you. Or perhaps you just noticed my posts in a particular thread or two. But yeah you're right.

 

[scarlet]

Are you still drunk from this weekend, or is this something you're now actively pursuing?

I wasn't drunk. It was the fever.

So yeah, i'm still talking with the ex now, still flirting and dirty text bla bla.
But we're still not and do not wanna go back together.
I know how this is gonna end, but i enjoy it while it lasts

Spoiler

i lied, i was crying last night.. God, i'm so pathetic

 

[RatskyWatsky]

That requires the suppression of a gag reflex to be as "deep" from a physical standpoint. Plus you don't get the same variety of positions.

Deep? That's of course assuming he's

Spoiler

got the equipment

for that.

Also, practice makes perfect!

 

[umop_3pisdn]

That requires the suppression of a gag reflex to be as "deep" from a physical standpoint. Plus you don't get the same variety of positions.

I think in terms of accepting someone into your body it's not that different, you can read a similar kind of significance with either. If I feel like getting all abstract, I think what it may be 'lacking' (depending on one's perspective I suppose) is the same kind of reciprocity.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I wasn't drunk. It was the fever.

So yeah, i'm still talking with the ex now, still flirting and dirty text bla bla.
But we're still not and do not wanna go back together.
I know how this is gonna end, but i enjoy it while it lasts

Spoiler

i lied, i was crying last night.. God, i'm so pathetic

:c No you're not, cheer up!

Watch this (warning its a robot spider dancing salsa):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig#t=38

 

[scarlet]

:c No you're not, cheer up!

Watch this (warning its a robot spider dancing salsa):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig#t=38

That was adorable.
Too bad it's a robot. I love spiders <3

 

[Poltergust]

Gay-GAFfers should date each other o.o

To be honest, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Haven't a few people done that already? I would gladly date Delio now that he's on the rebound.

Although I live in Austin lol.

That was adorable.
Too bad it's a robot. I love spiders <3

You are forever off my dating pool.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

At my level of self-administered spider exposure therapy about all I can handle is robotic spiders and those cute jumping spiders or whatever they are.

 

[scarlet]

To be honest, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Haven't a few people done that already? I would gladly date Delio now that he's on the rebound.

Although I live in Austin lol.



You are forever off my dating pool.

Bu bu but spiders are cute, lizards are creepy

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Bu bu but spiders are cute, lizards are creepy

Reptiles in general are amazing, snakes are like my most favorite animal.

 

[Sibylus]

At my level of self-administered spider exposure therapy about all I can handle is robotic spiders and those cute jumping spiders or whatever they are.

I have a grudging respect for spiders and their devouring of insects that annoy me. It's cool unless they set up where I sleep.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I have a grudging respect for spiders and their devouring of insects that annoy me. It's cool unless they set up where I sleep.

That's rational. I lose my shit if they're on me. I fairly frequently have hypnopompic hallucinations where a spider is in my bed under the covers with me and it crawls on my body and I literally leap out of bed gasping for air and shaking my blankets like a mad man. It's ridiculous how terrified I become because I don't remember having such a short concentrated explosion of fear even in my 'near death experiences'. But I think that's partly the thing with hypnopompic phenomenon since your rational brain is kind of shut off or something and you're like way more brainstem than normal. Weird how it's always spiders, or centipedes, or some kind of eldritch abomination with moth wings and twelve legs though.

 

[scarlet]

Reptiles in general are amazing, snakes are like my most favorite animal.

Any reptiles but lizards and crocodiles
Wait, i kinda afraid of snakes too.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Any reptiles but lizards and crocodiles
Wait, i kinda afraid of snakes too.

they just wanna be friends.

 

[scarlet]

they just wanna be friends.

NO NO NO NO!

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Any reptiles but lizards and crocodiles
Wait, i kinda afraid of snakes too.

Go to a reptile house and get them to wrap you in some kind of tame boa constrictor or something. They're beautiful animals, the aesthetics and tactile sensation and symbolism of undulatory locomotion and all that stuff is all really cool.

they just wanna be friends.

Oh my god someone build me a hug box composed entirely of those things. Squee.

Actually that would be horrifying. I do want more though.

 

[bsej87]

Grad school has made me incredibly fond of rats and now I think they're adorable and pet-worthy

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Rats are great.

 

[RM8]

But they live like 2 or 3 years

Dogs number one, by far, no contest, hands down. Rabbits are a distant second.

Guys I just started Pokemon Platinum and I'm having a really hard time picking which starter to use. I can't decide between the monkey and the penguin. I like both equally halp

Why would you ignore the best one? Ugh.

I forget when I ever told you. Or perhaps you just noticed my posts in a particular thread or two. But yeah you're right.

So, do you actually know this GAFer? Or is it simply a "wow he's cute" from the Post Pics of Yourself thread? We need more clues BTW I mean, come on, it's pretty harmless thinking someone is attractive.

 

[Grakl]

Reptiles are the cutest animals.

and go date each other gay-gaf, cmoooon

 

[RM8]

Geckos are cute.

But I think reptiles are terrible, boring pets, personally.

 

[scarlet]

Okay I'm out. See you until the next page!