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Thanks for the suggestion, but I read the Earthsea books as well.

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i love black tho :(

I can tell.

So last night was a big success.

These feelings ;_;

That's it? No story?

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Cue RatskyWatsky asking how big he was^^

I'm apparently the only one in this thread who actually cares about the things that matter.
 
Oh guys I'm back with a vengeance. I have to admit I'm a total stan of this thread and love your stories :3
Hope I last more than a day this time.
 
@Ahasverus: What is it that gets you banned so often anyway? :P

I don't know hahahaa at this point I'm the Derrick of off-topic (I'm ALWAYS banned for off topic! Haha) it seems I touch very sensitive stuff, let's just say I only like sensitivity in other parts :P
But it's fine, I've been more focused on working out and making music so I think it's been for the best... bye bye productivity.


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And you know what I like when I'm back right? PICTURE TIME!! Go on kill me of envy with your beautiful autumn shots (I hate/love living on a tropical country!) This is the prettiest comunity on gaf anyway, fashiongaf can take a lesson or two.
 
Happy Turkey Day Gay Gaf! Have fun getting together with family you can't stand and answering numerous questions about why you still don't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend for lesbian gaf).
 
Meeting with family is so common here that it strikes me how much stranger those people are for those in the US. That might be because the country is 3405819438576 times larger than mine but whatever :P
 
I never meet with my mother's side of the family since I live quite far from them, and even if I don't have any issues with them the truth is I don't like them a lot :P On the other hand I enjoy meeting with my father's side of the family, it's much smaller and most of us get along. We don't have family gatherings too often, though.
 
Meeting with family is so common here that it strikes me how much stranger those people are for those in the US. That might be because the country is 3405819438576 times larger than mine but whatever :P

Ha the US is not that big.

And here in Brazil people are also big on family gatherings, it's cultural, which basically means US culture has issues :P.
 
I'm about to do a concert, it's kind of sunny here so I hate going out of black, on the other hand, it suits me ok, I think

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Sorry about the green filter, I take my pics with camera 360 and I needed a new profile photo haha.
 
Just finished a final project. Now I just have to study for the (easy) exams. Finally I'm seeing the light.

About my family, I see my father's family a lot. I don't know how the hell they noticed that we don't go to the church anymore but they are suspecting we became protestants (lol). They have reunions once a year, but I don't want to go to the next one because it will be like:

Them: OMG! You are very thin! (lol). Why did you do that? Wait, you fell in love with a girl, right? Go for her!
Me: -_-
Them: Btw, follow god, you should go to the church again or you will suffer through life. Be thankful for all that god has given you, etc. Your mother left you those religious principles and you have to follow it, etc.

I don't know why they have to talk about my mother, just let her rest in peace, damn!

And my mother's family is even worse. They are very conservative and supersticious, me and my sister don't belong there. Unfortunately, I live next to my grandmother and she gets very sad because we don't visit her, when she definitly has favoriticisms in my family and she always ssays stupid things about my father and she is always reminding me that my mother is dead. Ugh.

I fear the day when I'm in my middle 20's because they will start noticing that I haven't had a girlfriend. *Sighs*
 
Oh no :(. What happened?
Well, it's just that we're so different from each other, it doesn't feel like a family at all. It just feels like a bunch of people being forced to be in one place, I don't talk to any of my cousins anymore, except one. My Aunts and Uncles are assholes from both sides; My oldest Aunt is always a bitch to my Mom when they're working but at Family parties she pretends like she is very nice and all and it just pisses me off, the other one from my Mother's side just talks about her Grandchildren all the time and complains about her other Children. My Uncles from my Dad's side have always left everything on my Dad's shoulders, even when my Grandmother died in February they left almost everything to him, and his Sister has always had a thing against us up until when my Grandma died.

I also don't have any Grandparents left, so what's the point? I'd rather we just eat Turkey in our house.
sorry for unloading on you :c
 
That's sad :( I can't imagine my life without my dear aunts and cool cousins. After the University carreer change they supported me and practically saved me from being kicked out of home 1 week ago.
 
Mexico adopted eating turkey only for Christmas, since we don't do Thanksgiving. I don't get they hype :/ IMO chicken is much better.
 
I always thought it was about the sauce or whatever.
I hate when people soak turkey in alcohol. I personally don't enjoy alcohol on food :(

Turkey is bigger :P
And that's where the "pros" over chicken end.
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This is my absolute favorite Christmas food:
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Wikipedia said:
Romeritos is a Mexican dish from Mexico City, consisting of sprigs of a wild plant known as Romerito (Suaeda spp.) that looks like rosemary, therefore its name. Usually they are served with patties of dried shrimp, and potatoes in a mole sauce. They are traditionally enjoyed at Christmas and Lent.
 
What's the traditional stuffing for turkey over there? Here people tend to include fruits and nuts, and I really don't like that stuff along with salty food.
 
What's the traditional stuffing for turkey over there? Here people tend to include fruits and nuts, and I really don't like that stuff along with salty food.

Yeah same thing, sometimes with plum sauce.

It is more like a food to kill your hunger at midnight to be honest, since Christmas in Colombia means everyone stays up to open presents at midnight, the traditional christmas food is natillas or buñuelos, but the portions of those are small and are more like desserts, you can change the turkey for something else and no one would care, but it has to have at least natilla and buñuelos as accompaniment. Tamales are big in Christmas too (and any other time to be honest) but it's more of a breakfast dish.
 
We never meet with extended family on Thanksgiving (or Christmas or any other holiday). It's usually just me, my parents, and my sister and her husband. I actually wouldn't mind hanging out with aunts, uncles, etc. but we all live so far apart (and most of them don't get along with each other anyway) which makes it impractical.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving (and Hanukkah, if applicable)! Tomorrow is the first day of the lead up to Christmas!!! omgomgomgomgomg ♪ It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year ♪

Approximately how many hours of the day are you horny? : P

U__U

IMO chicken is much better.

Turkey is much more flavorful than chicken.
 
See, I like turkey. I just don't think it's particularly great.

Chicken > Fish/seafood > Pork > Beef > Turkey.

I'm obviously cheating with fish but there's no way I could rank separately all kinds of fish and seafood I like, lol. Sardine is pretty close to chicken, it's awesome cooked, raw or even cheap and canned :P
 
Forgot to mention that I got circumcised this Monday (the day I got my eye inflammation), it was a pain to take extra care of that hygiene when I could barely see but it's healing up nicely. Three days later and the scabs are almost gone, just the swelling left, which makes my dick look so damn ridiculous lol.
How the hell is it even possible that I'm horny when my dick has just been butchered?

What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol
 
Forgot to mention that I got circumcised this Monday (the day I got my eye inflammation), it was a pain to take extra care of that hygiene when I could barely see but it's healing up nicely. Three days later and the scabs are almost gone, just the swelling left, which makes my dick look so damn ridiculous lol.
How the hell is it even possible that I'm horny when my dick has just been butchered?

What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol

Why would you do that yourself?
 
Forgot to mention that I got circumcised this Monday (the day I got my eye inflammation), it was a pain to take extra care of that hygiene when I could barely see but it's healing up nicely. Three days later and the scabs are almost gone, just the swelling left, which makes my dick look so damn ridiculous lol.
How the hell is it even possible that I'm horny when my dick has just been butchered?

What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol

You are a traitor to every man in the world.
 
Lol, it wasn't really a choice, my foreskin has always been tight, so last year I removed the frenulum hoping it would help, but it didn't, so now they removed the whole thing.

The head is so damn sensitive, though. :/ Was told it's gonna take 4-5 months before it gets "better".
 
What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol

Once it fully heals you just do it like you did before (though you have a little less shaft to work with.)


I've been circumcised from birth so seeing uncut penises is very odd to me.
 
Yeah, masturbation is hardly different circumcised... I've never needed lube in my life. The thing about losing sensitivity is likely overblown, as well.
 
Forgot to mention that I got circumcised this Monday (the day I got my eye inflammation)

Why didn't you just have them cut your feet off while they were at it?

What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol

It depends on how much dick skin they left you.

Lol, it wasn't really a choice, my foreskin has always been tight, so last year I removed the frenulum hoping it would help, but it didn't, so now they removed the whole thing.

If your foreskin is tight, all you have to do is stretch it more often.

Yeah, masturbation is hardly different circumcised... I've never needed lube in my life. The thing about losing sensitivity is likely overblown, as well.

This is what circumcised guys tell themselves in order to be able to sleep at night.

You do quite consistently ask for sexy details. : P

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I'm about to do a 12am-7am shift followed by a 12:30-11pm shift. Someone post a kill me now gif. Sorry to break the dick talk lol
#boutdat2ndjoblife, #tryingtoentertainmyselfb4themadness, #helpmegaf :/
 
Guys I dunno if this is the place to tell this, but now that we're talking about penises, well, I think mine is.. numb. Sex is supposed to feel amazing but I feel.. nothing, absolutely nothing. I'm scared, I hope it's not screwed, but I have no idea what to do.
 
Forgot to mention that I got circumcised this Monday (the day I got my eye inflammation), it was a pain to take extra care of that hygiene when I could barely see but it's healing up nicely. Three days later and the scabs are almost gone, just the swelling left, which makes my dick look so damn ridiculous lol.
How the hell is it even possible that I'm horny when my dick has just been butchered?

What I don't get is, how the fuck are you supposed to masturbate when you're circumcised? Are you always gonna need lube like you see in porn? lol
RIP.
Guys I dunno if this is the place to tell this, but now that we're talking about penises, well, I think mine is.. numb. Sex is supposed to feel amazing but I feel.. nothing, absolutely nothing. I'm scared, I hope it's not screwed, but I have no idea what to do.
This is obviously a medical condition and you should visit a doctor if it's causing you distress.
 
Guys I dunno if this is the place to tell this, but now that we're talking about penises, well, I think mine is.. numb. Sex is supposed to feel amazing but I feel.. nothing, absolutely nothing. I'm scared, I hope it's not screwed, but I have no idea what to do.

Numb? Like, you can't feel it at all? Or do you mean that it's just not very sensitive?
 
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