You are bluffing!
No but seriously you've never had a nightmare? that is extremely rare.
I'll have them in cases like extreme sleep deprivation but it's pretty rare. I don't feel I have them as often as other people do, anyway. That being said, my definition of a "nightmare" usually has me waking up with sensory overload. I don't really classify "scary stuff" as nightmares because I've never had any major fears. Even death is kinda iffy - I don't think I've ever woke up prematurely thanks to being killed in dreams. That being said, I think I
have died once or twice in dreams, but I respawned after.
Maybe I just put in the Konami Code at a young age?
I can only remember two nightmares I had this year: one where my cat died and I woke up with tears in my eyes, and one recently after I had gotten my job. It's basically a tech support / "media arts associate" secretary position so I spend a lot of the day just moving around and / or editing photos. My dream was just me making my morning commute and I was doing computer work instead of using the wheel, not that I wrecked or anything. Anyways, a State Trooper on a motorbike (which we don't even have here) caught me computering while driving and started trying to pull me over so I just didn't make eye contact and buried my face in the laptop. He eventually got up to my door and we were slowing down at a red light, and the last thing I can remember is him banging on my driver's side door.
...so I don't wake up from getting killed, but I wake up from getting
busted? goddammit gtav
EDIT: It's probably worth noting that I'm usually the monster of the week when it comes to nightmares. I've murdered, raped, pillaged and burned from a first-person perspective plenty of times, but the only times people / pets close to me have died in my dreams, it's been because of time and natural causes. Could just be a power fantasy thing, but I think I'm supremely fucked up in the head because I haven't heard
any other stories about similar dreams from other people.
The typical "Men's genitals are disgusting, I don't want to see that shit, how do I explain this to my children, etc." pearl clutching.
pearl clutching? cosmicbus.jpg