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[Grakl]

Morning Gaygaf

no this is Afternoon Gaygaf

 

[Meicyn]

It's 7:29 PM, what are you two on about.

 

[Henchmen21]

no this is Afternoon Gaygaf

Pfft. 10:30am here

 

[Bailey 87]

I've started using grindr and you guys are not kidding. It says on my profile "committed relationship" and only looking for friends yet the first person to talk to me sent a dick pic before even saying hello.

I've seemed to made some friends on the app so it's not all that bad, and it's going to be so awesome/awkward when I notice people from the app on the streets, (already noticed one guy) so I'll stick with it. I only wished they had a pc version because typing on my phone annoys me greatly.

P.s after 2 years on gaf I'm finally a member. Let me make a shitty thread that gets be demoted back to a junior

P.s.s The two gaygaffers who met through brony gaf is so damn cute and the story kinda mirrors my one. I also met my bf on gaf and what started as a visit turned into me not leaving and now 2 years later we are still strong

 

[Grakl]

I've started using grindr and you guys are not kidding. It says on my profile "committed relationship" and only looking for friends yet the first person to talk to me sent a dick pic before even saying hello.

I've seemed to made some friends on the app so it's not all that bad, and it's going to be so awesome/awkward when I notice people from the app on the streets, (already noticed one guy) so I'll stick with it. I only wished they had a pc version because typing on my phone annoys me greatly.

P.s after 2 years on gaf I'm finally a member. Let me make a shitty thread that gets be demoted back to a junior

P.s.s The two gaygaffers who met through brony gaf is so damn cute and the story kinda mirrors my one. I also met my bf on gaf and what started as a visit turned into me not leaving and now 2 years later we are still strong

lul, lucario and I met thru GAF as well, had our first year anniversary last month

 

[Haly]

GAF #1 legit gay dating service.

 

[Henchmen21]

GAF #1 legit gay dating service.

It's a good thing you put legit in there otherwise I would have asked if I had to show dick pics before posting.

 

[Haly]

I don't think anyone here would object to the pics of dicks.

 

[Alrus]

I don't think anyone here would object to the pics of dicks.

Heh, I don't find dick picks arousing at all. It's like "well yeah, that's a dick" and that's it.

 

[Rayis]

Heh, I don't find dick picks arousing at all. It's like "well yeah, that's a dick" and that's it.

This mirrors my feelings exactly

sent me a shirtless picture though and my panties will come off

 

[Caladrius]

Show me ur muscle-tits ≖‿≖

Spoiler

kappa

 

[Koppai]

?Thank you for your interest in the position of Retail Sales Consultant - Houston, TX ((Westchase Area) 1424408 with AT&T. It is very important to us that you receive immediate feedback during your application process. We regret to inform you that you did not pass the requirements for this position during testing."

How the fuck do I not pass their dumb little test? I am a good person and I work hard. What the fuck are they looking for? lol

 

[Bailey 87]

lul, lucario and I met thru GAF as well, had our first year anniversary last month

We should make a gaf grindr app. Find all the sexy gaffers in your area. I actually wonder how many people hooked up through gaf, I thought I was the only one.

 

[RM8]

I'm cliche and boring, but face pics > shirtless pics >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> genital pics. It's downright gross to me when out of nowhere people flash their dicks, WTF. I don't want to sound judgmental or prudeish, I just don't appreciate it personally

 

[Haly]

Apparently GayGAF's THIRST™ ends at the belt.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I'll take the dikpix, it just doesn't work as the first thing you see of a person.

 

[daripad]

I'm with you Rm88. Sending dick picks when you barely know the person shows that they don't want anything serious with you and you're just an object.

 

[Caladrius]

If there were no repercussions I would send someone a picture of a penis fresh after a surgery in return.

?Thank you for your interest in the position of Retail Sales Consultant - Houston, TX ((Westchase Area) 1424408 with AT&T. It is very important to us that you receive immediate feedback during your application process. We regret to inform you that you did not pass the requirements for this position during testing."

How the fuck do I not pass their dumb little test? I am a good person and I work hard. What the fuck are they looking for? lol

What kind of things were they asking about?

 

[RM8]

I understand the approach, it's probably a good idea if you're looking for a hook up maybe? But I make it pretty clear that I'm looking for friends, so yeah
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I'm done with work today and I still have 2 hours and half left before I can leave. Bureaucracy is the worst This soul-sucking job, I tell you. Oh well, I'll play some Trials or Kingdom Rush.

 

[Henchmen21]

I understand the approach, it's probably a good idea if you're looking for a hook up maybe? But I make it pretty clear that I'm looking for friends, so yeah
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I'm done with work today and I still have 2 hours and half left before I can leave. Bureaucracy is the worst This soul-sucking job, I tell you. Oh well, I'll play some Trials or Kingdom Rush.

Well according to Gaf, you could always beat off to pass the time.

 

[RM8]

I can think of very few things more potentially disastrous :x

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I understand the approach, it's probably a good idea if you're looking for a hook up maybe? But I make it pretty clear that I'm looking for friends, so yeah

I think it's pretty contextual, even if you're really into the person it can express a degree of crass lust that can even be kind of 'romantic', but I guess that's a scenario where a dick pic is kinda 'special' and not some every day more gross/sleazy thing

 

[Grakl]

gaygaf hates dicks confirmed

 

[Haly]

More for me!

 

[Grakl]

you're bi though go get some cats

 

[Rayis]

I just see the penis as a tool to relieve sexual tension, and to empty out a full bladder.

 

[Haly]

you're bi though go get some cats

Planning to stop by the cat cafe tomorrow to drown in pussy.

 

[Grakl]

I just see the penis as a tool to relieve sexual tension, and to empty out a full bladder.

no aesthetic appeal to you at all? hard to believe

Planning to stop by the cat cafe tomorrow to drown in pussy.

ew

 

[Haly]

Not a fan of cats?

 

[Grakl]

Not a fan of cats?

dogs > *

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I just see the penis as a tool to relieve sexual tension, and to empty out a full bladder.

That reads as so clinical and weird to me

 

[Vitanimus]

Not a fan of cats?

I prefer corgis *wink*

but seriously. I need a corgi so badly. ;_;

 

[hateradio]

Something weird is happening to me. And I don't know how to explain it.

Like, I was looking at Yanis Marshall choreography videos (he's a popular choreographer known for dancing in heels). And I swear I popped a boner. Like:

I would totally wreck that.

The guy on the left is much, much better. In any case, the heels don't do it for me, but I know a certain GAF member who likes that kind of thing. 👷

P.s.s The two gaygaffers who met through brony gaf is so damn cute and the story kinda mirrors my one. I also met my bf on gaf and what started as a visit turned into me not leaving and now 2 years later we are still strong

What's the story on that?

edit: Oh, those two. I remember seeing their tags before.

 

[Haly]

dogs > *

But Toothless behaves like a cat.

Five months before he began working on How To Train Your Dragon, animator Gabe Hordos adopted a cat from the humane society in L.A. Hordos, a Regina, Sask., native who has lived in L.A. for seven years, had never owned pets before so his first attempts at friendship with the red tabby were difficult, mostly because the cat had been abused by its previous owners.

Hordos decided to take a wait-and-see approach and hoped the cat, who he named Stufen, would come to him. Stufen is named after Manfred von Richthofen (the Red Baron of WWI) because Hordos was reading a book about the aviator when he adopted the cat. Stufen eventually did warm up to Hordos and he worked many of his cat's characteristics into Toothless, the night fury dragon.

I prefer corgis *wink*

<3

 

[umop_3pisdn]

dogs > *

But you avatar is of a cat(-dragon)

 

[Grakl]

dragons != cats

I mean dragons > * and toothless acts cat-like but toothless is still a dragon

cmon

 

[umop_3pisdn]

dragons != cats

I mean dragons > * and toothless acts cat-like but toothless is still a dragon

cmon

you cmon!

 

[Vitanimus]

Revision is so boring and I'm so unmotivated and it's really late but I have so much to learn and it demotivates me even more. ;_;

 

[Grakl]

you cmon!

nah

 

[daripad]

Dogs = Dragons in my case. Everything is better than cats though, even turtles

 

[Caladrius]

Revision is so boring and I'm so unmotivated and it's really late but I have so much to learn and it demotivates me even more. ;_;

I have the two most difficult exams to start off with and an online exam with no study guide. I know your pain.

Dogs = Dragons in my case. Everything is better than cats though, even turtles

Awwww hell naw.

Turtles are super-chill.

 

[Grakl]

reptiles in general #1

look at komodo dragons, they fuckin dominate

 

[umop_3pisdn]

reptiles in general #1

look at komodo dragons, they fuckin dominate

yet you dislike snakes, aka the best reptiles

I just don't understand you

 

[Grakl]

yet you dislike snakes, aka the best reptiles

I just don't understand you

because snakes are creepy and mean

 

[Caladrius]

But so are "I have 30 disease-causing species of bacteria in my mouth that will guarantee a slow, painful death" Komodos.

 

[Grakl]

But so are "I have 30 disease-causing species of bacteria in my mouth that will guarantee a slow, painful death" Komodos.

they're ferocious and cool tho

 

[umop_3pisdn]

because snakes are creepy and mean

They're neither, really. And if you want to get all esoteric they're one of the most deep and far-reaching animal symbols: they represent healing and regeneration, they travel the earth on their bellies feeling the vibrations of the earth, they move through the world by undulation and have a kind of fluid or placid movement while simultaneously possessing a kind of coiled or sudden strength, they can go almost anywhere moving on and through the earth/water or even climbing trees, and they represent the depth of our unconsciousness and the binding principles of nature, being unsurpassably ubiquitous and prominent animal symbols across like every human culture. The prominence of dragons as mythological beasts is arguably a direct reflection of the influence of serpents within various mythologies, a lot of the earliest depictions of dragons are essentially winged serpents which represents a transcendence of the dichotomy between earth (regular serpents, worldliness) and air (higher spiritual wisdom) If we could move through the heavens like serpents move through the earth!...

The above is half tongue in cheek though, not really into turning this into a serious discussion, really I've just loved snakes more than any other animal ever since I was like eight years old, and then I got interested in mythology and occult symbolism and junk and then I saw that they were really cool within that sort of context too.

 

[RM8]

Dogs are the ST Akuma or MetaKnight of animals. Reptiles? I honestly don't like them a lot. Geckos are cute, but are probably boring pets.

Snakes eat lots of my favorite animals, so I'm not friends with them.

 

[Caladrius]

I wish deep sea aquariums could be a thing. I'd love to have a Pompeii worm and some bioluminescent critters.

they're ferocious and cool tho

Wrestling a big-ass animal to the ground and strangling them to death before swallowing their corpse whole isn't badass!?

 

[RM8]

My top 5 animals:

Though I have never seen a mandarin duck or red panda in person. These are decently sized, cool, cute, moderately smart to very smart, etc.