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[Replicant]

That looks amazing on you o__o

I can't pull Henley's off as well for some reason

Everyone in GayGAF is super attractive. <3

Thanks. I'm really embarrassed now and regret posting that. I couldn't pull it off either a few years ago. I guess the gym paid off after all.

need shirtless pix nao

This x100

Damn it. You guys are so thirsty. This ain't Grinder/Hornet, so nope. I'm sorry. X(

 

[Haly]

All that means is that you should share your Grindr/Hornet name so the people here can perv on you.

 

[BlueBadger]

Thanks. I'm really embarrassed now and regret posting that. I couldn't pull it off either a few years ago. I guess the gym paid off after all.

I wouldn't mind knowing what kinda gym routine you do, actually o_o. With all the soccer I play, my cardio is really strong, but I could use some more strength/power.. Not to mention toning up a bit o_o

Edit: Why are you embarrassed? You should be so proud of your progress! You look amazing!! Like really amazing.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Thanks. I'm really embarrassed now and regret posting that. I couldn't pull it off either a few years ago. I guess the gym paid off after all.

Aw no need to be embarrassed we're all bros here, dawg.

 

[Bladenic]

Is spontaneous sex even possible for gays? Well, possible without being a big nasty painful mess?

 

[Replicant]

I wouldn't mind knowing what kinda gym routine you do, actually o_o. With all the soccer I play, my cardio is really strong, but I could use some more strength/power.. Not to mention toning up a bit o_o

I do everything.

Monday: Legs - Squat, leg press, leg curl, leg extension, and lunges.
Tuesday: Chest - bench press, incline press, decline press, flys, etc.
Wed: Break from weight lifting. I usually do 5K jogging if I'm not too tired.
Thursday: Shoulder - shoulder press, lateral raise, reverse flys, arnold press.
Friday: Back - Chin ups, one-armed dumbell row, seated cable rows, bent-over rows.
Saturday: Clean ups - Biceps, triceps, and occasionally some more Shoulder.
Sun: Stuffing my face day.

Edit: Why are you embarrassed? You should be so proud of your progress! You look amazing!! Like really amazing.

Well, on the one hand, I'm curious about my progress from others' POV. OTOH, I hate having my pictures taken and until recently (and I'm still somewhat am) I am quite an introvert so.....

Is spontaneous sex even possible for gays? Well, possible without being a big nasty painful mess?

What is that? You mean anal sex without preparation? I did that a few times and it seemed okay.

 

[BlueBadger]

I do everything.

Monday: Legs - Squat, leg press, leg curl, leg extension, and lunges.
Tuesday: Chest - bench press, incline press, decline press, flys, etc.
Wed: Break from weight lifting. I usually do 5K jogging if I'm not too tired.
Thursday: Shoulder - shoulder press, lateral raise, reverse flys, arnold press.
Friday: Back - Chin ups, one-armed dumbell row, seated cable rows, bent-over rows.
Saturday: Clean ups - Biceps, triceps, and occasionally some more Shoulder.
Sun: Stuffing my face day.

This one's my favorite part of the week.

Thanks for letting me know! I've been kinda supersetting my days so that I'm not at the gym as often (but that's just because I don't like weight lifting all that much so I try to get it over with in one or two sessions a week). I should probably try your approach o_o. Do you not like dead lifts, mister?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Is spontaneous sex even possible for gays? Well, possible without being a big nasty painful mess?

Yeah, you just have to get used to the squickiness of it all. That, or stay fresh at all times.

 

[Replicant]

This one's my favorite part of the week.

Thanks for letting me know! I've been kinda supersetting my days so that I'm not at the gym as often (but that's just because I don't like weight lifting all that much so I try to get it over with in one or two sessions a week). I should probably try your approach o_o. Do you not like dead lifts, mister?

I used to do deadlift on Friday with the rest of my Back exercises. But then I injured myself a few months ago. So I'm kind of in the ... cautious mode for now. I'm trying to avoid it for the time being. Will probably do it again with lighter weight in a few weeks.

 

[BlueBadger]

I used to do deadlift on Friday with the rest of my Back exercises. But then I injured myself a few months ago. So I'm kind of in the ... cautious mode for now. I'm trying to avoid it for the time being. Will probably do it again with lighter weight in a few weeks.

That definitely makes sense o_o! would be, too. You only get one back!

 

[Replicant]

That definitely makes sense o_o! would be, too. You only get one back!

The funny thing was, I didn't injure my back. I pulled my chest/shoulder muscle due to the weights being too heavy was my guess. My shoulder has always been my weakest point so I tend to overtrain it at times. Maybe that's also what caused it. :/ But yeah, I want bigger shoulder so I don't want to risk further injury now that it's getting better.

Also, I forgot to mention that the stuffing your face part is as important as the weight lifting. By that I didn't mean go and eat KFC every day but eat a lot of good food if you are underweight. I personally can do with a better diet too.

 

[BlueBadger]

The funny thing was, I didn't injure my back. I pulled my chest/shoulder muscle due to the weights being too heavy was my guess. My shoulder has always been my weakest point so I tend to overtrain it at times. Maybe that's also what caused it. :/ But yeah, I want bigger shoulder so I don't want to risk further injury now that it's getting better.

Oooh I see! I'm sorry to hear that!

My weakest point is definitely my chest, which sucks. I feel like a wimp sometimes.

I bet your shoulders are awesome, judging by how well you fill out that Henley! :3

 

[Bladenic]

Yeah, you just have to get used to the squickiness of it all. That, or stay fresh at all times.

But what about lube lmao like ouch

 

[Replicant]

My weakest point is definitely my chest, which sucks. I feel like a wimp sometimes.

Try going heavy with your chest exercise. Forget the 10 reps and try heavier weights but smaller reps. 6-8 maybe? And if necessary even 3-5 reps but really heavy weights. Someone like Darth Wufei can probably give you a better instruction since he's got MASSIVE chests.

But what about lube lmao like ouch

XD

You need lube for anal sex. RL is not tumblr fanfictions where they use spit/oil/going dry. I'm horrified when I read one of those fics.

 

[BlueBadger]

But what about lube lmao like ouch

spit ;____;

Spoiler

it doesn't work. you need lube.

Try going heavy with your chest exercise. Forget the 10 reps and try heavier weights but smaller reps. 6-8 maybe? And if necessary even 3-5 reps but really heavy weights. Someone like Darth Wufei can probably give you a better instruction since he's got MASSIVE chests.



XD

You need lube for anal sex. RL is not tumblr fanfictions where they use spit/oil/going dry. I'm horrified when I read one of those fics.

I have no idea who that is LOL!! but I'll definitely give that a shot! Like a progressive overload? 5-8 reps of heavier weight, and once I can do more reps than that comfortably, it's time to up the weight?

 

[Bladenic]

That's what I'm asking, is spontaneous sex just assumed to include lube handy at all times at any location or what?

 

[BlueBadger]

That's what I'm asking, is spontaneous sex just assumed to include lube handy at all times at any location or what?

I'd say so.. At least some kind of lotion?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

But what about lube lmao like ouch

Just keep a bottle of it in your purse.

 

[Vazduh]

Selfie (& shameless promo) time!

My friend's started making spiffy bow-ties from scratch, and hooked me up with one.

You're really cute! And I love that bow tie. I checked out that FB you mentioned and the website, but the latter is down at the moment :/

I took a screen shot from me talking a video - does this work or is it corny?

Not corny at all, but listen to Grakl's advice You look good otherwise

How's your day?!

Sorry for the late answer, I just woke up (it's past 10 AM here in Croatia) Hopefully it'll be better than yesterday It'll certainly be a busy one. How was your day, dear sir?

That's what I'm asking, is spontaneous sex just assumed to include lube handy at all times at any location or what?

Pretty much, yup. Some lubes come in small bottles so be sure to carry one with you at all times.

Sun: Stuffing my face day.

My day, everyday

Damn, I really should start going to the gym. Btw, Replicant, from what you've shown in your selfie, you're obviously doing a great job.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Thanks. I'm really embarrassed now and regret posting that. I couldn't pull it off either a few years ago. I guess the gym paid off after all.

Dafuq you got to be embarrassed about? I kinda cannot stand how super flattering that shirt is to your form. I need moar. To confirm competent sewing and structure.

Spoiler

I'll show myself to a water reservoir.

Just keep a bottle of it in your purse.

Should be on the standard list of things distinguished gentlemen should carry. Will fit right in with a Swiss Army Knife.

You're really cute! And I love that bow tie. I checked out that FB you mentioned and the website, but the latter is down at the moment :/

How weird, I just checked and got on it without issues. Also,

thank you.

 

[Henchmen21]

Everyone in GayGAF is super attractive. <3

Not Me.

 

[Masquerader]

Not Me.

Don't be silly, now. Everyone in Gaygaf is hot~

 

[Meicyn]

I'm really embarrassed now and regret posting that.

Dude, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. You put in a lot of hard work. It shows.

 

[BlueBadger]

Sorry for the late answer, I just woke up (it's past 10 AM here in Croatia) Hopefully it'll be better than yesterday It'll certainly be a busy one. How was your day, dear sir?

Croatia? :O wow! mine will likely be busy too! I hope we survive, mister!

Don't be silly, now. Everyone in Gaygaf is hot~

THAT GIF LOLL!!

 

[Replicant]

Thanks for the nice words, everyone.

I have no idea who that is LOL!! but I'll definitely give that a shot! Like a progressive overload? 5-8 reps of heavier weight, and once I can do more reps than that comfortably, it's time to up the weight?

Darth Wufei is GayGAF too. I'm pretty sure he still lurks around.

Sort of. Just try lifting heavier than you normally do but instead the usual 10 or so reps, you can reduce the reps if you do lift heavier. And in your last set, try to lift non-stop from heavy weights with little reps, then medium with medium reps, then light with lots of reps until you can't lift anymore.

 

[Christopher]

I knew you guys would know how to dress thanks for the awesome replys! I also agree you need big arms/chest to west henlys I never looked good in them before the gym.

Also blue my best friend is a soccer player and he tries so hard now to gain muscle but is stuck with that soccer build

 

[Grakl]

This is why we can't have cool Monae tags together Grakl. :'(

ha, you know I'm joking, and Monae is da bess. Always been jealous of your tag

I don't listen to many female artists -- Cibo Matto recently released a good album, and tune-yards released an excellent one. All three are a few of my favorite artists, though.

I'm just waiting for a new Monae album, I already think it's been too long since The Electric Lady.

 

[Masquerader]

THAT GIF LOLL!!

All gifs from that show are great. Veep is good, but The Thick Of It is just amazing.

 

[BlueBadger]

Thanks for the nice words, everyone.



Darth Wufei is GayGAF too. I'm pretty sure he still lurks around.

Sort of. Just try lifting heavier than you normally do but instead the usual 10 or so reps, you can reduce the reps if you do lift heavier. And in your last set, try to lift non-stop from heavy weights with little reps, then medium with medium reps, then light with lots of reps until you can't lift anymore.

WAHHH that last part LOL! thanks mister! That made things much clearer :3

I knew you guys would know how to dress thanks for the awesome replys! I also agree you need big arms/chest to west henlys I never looked good in them before the gym.

Also blue my best friend is a soccer player and he tries so hard now to gain muscle but is stuck with that soccer build

Haha my legs/ass are definitely much bigger than the average soccer player.. But my torso is very "soccer" looking.

All gifs from that show are great. Veep is good, but The Thick Of It is just amazing.

LOL I'm still laughing tbh

 

[mantidor]

Just keep a bottle of it in your purse.

That is not spontaneous.

I don't think anal sex can be spontaneous, and I blame porn for creating such false expectations but well, that is certainly not the only sex you can have.

 

[Erin S Kittens]

New in this thread! Hello, all!

Is spontaneous sex even possible for gays? Well, possible without being a big nasty painful mess?

But what about lube lmao like ouch

XD

You need lube for anal sex. RL is not tumblr fanfictions where they use spit/oil/going dry. I'm horrified when I read one of those fics.

spit ;____;

Spoiler

it doesn't work. you need lube.

I don't think anal sex can be spontaneous, and I blame porn for creating such false expectations but well, that is certainly not the only sex you can have.

Dissenting opinion/NSFW description of successful, replicable lubeless anal sex.

Spoiler

I'm a trans* women who tops, in a long-term (open) relationship with another mtf whose bottoming skills are absolutely fantastic. In the course of our relationship, there've been occasions where her desire for sex overwhelmed our temporary lack of lube. I've found that if I spent a thorough amount of time eating her ass really well with lots of saliva and giving her anus a good massage with my tongue and wet fingers that she relaxes and can be pleasurably mounted without discomfort. After the first couple of necessity-borne occurrences, there've been several times when she specifically requested it this way, even when our lube was characteristically stocked, because she loves the sensation. I don't think I'd try this on a random date, but with the right partner, it's absolutely a possibility.

Edit: added spoiler tags!

 

[Vazduh]

Croatia? :O wow! mine will likely be busy too! I hope we survive, mister!

It's not exciting as it sounds, lol

Spoiler

It actually would be if I lived on the coast, but maybe someday

Seconding that, hopefully it'll be a great day for both of us

 

[RM8]

That Kinect-less XB1 thread moves fast. E3 is going to be fun

 

[Ty4on]

That Kinect-less XB1 thread moves fast. E3 is going to be fun

How did I miss that!? E3 will be great as always, but I think the upcoming NPD thread will be great as well considering this announcement

E3 is always awesome as long as you don't expect too much. For me even if there is no Metroid or it's a remake no one asked for there will still be drama and some cool announcements.

 

[Mr. F]

thank you.

I don't know you but use of flapjack makes you okay in my books.

 

[Blackstarhat]

is anal/bottoming safe ? i don't want to get an std.

 

[BlueBadger]

It's not exciting as it sounds, lol

Spoiler

It actually would be if I lived on the coast, but maybe someday

Seconding that, hopefully it'll be a great day for both of us

Aww dat gif <3 !! I hope yours is going well so far!

is anal/bottoming safe ? i don't want to get an std.

Yes. Well just like any kind of intercourse, there's always an assumed risk.. Just make sure you wear a condom!!

 

[RM8]

is anal/bottoming safe ? i don't want to get an std.

Comparatively it is the riskiest practice, but there's no risk-free sex, so just be extra careful. Always.

How did I miss that!? E3 will be great as always, but I think the upcoming NPD thread will be great as well considering this announcement

E3 is always awesome as long as you don't expect too much. For me even if there is no Metroid or it's a remake no one asked for there will still be drama and some cool announcements.

Precisely, I try to never expect a lot, so the actual cool announcements are never disappointing

 

[Vazduh]

Aww dat gif <3 !! I hope yours is going well so far!

With that kiss, how could it not be?

 

[mantidor]

Dissenting opinion/NSFW description of successful, replicable lubeless anal sex.

Oh boy, that was quite a description o_o.

But well, that doesn't seem spontaneous either, it seems she is quite experienced in it. I think we are talking about more casual encounters.

 

[Meicyn]

That is not spontaneous.

I don't think anal sex can be spontaneous, and I blame porn for creating such false expectations but well, that is certainly not the only sex you can have.

It's the best kind of sex though, haha.

 

[Masquerader]

Gosh, so many whom would be "Bottom", here~

 

[Henchmen21]

Well I just woke up after having only 4 hours sleep and am cranky.

 

[BlueBadger]

With that kiss, how could it not be?

Hehe oh shucks.. :3 I'm glad I could help! <3

Gosh, so many whom would be "Bottom", here~

This is pretty much my mantra

 

[mantidor]

It's the best kind of sex though, haha.

I want to believe D:

Let's say it just hasn't worked out for me so far.

 

[Blackstarhat]

Gosh, so many whom would be "Bottom", here~

im versatile

 

[Masquerader]

This is pretty much my mantra

im versatile

Do not get me wrong, gentlemen~ I am hardly complaining! Far from it, in fact~!

 

[Bailey 87]

I have no idea who that is LOL!! but I'll definitely give that a shot! Like a progressive overload? 5-8 reps of heavier weight, and once I can do more reps than that comfortably, it's time to up the weight?

Do starting strength (check out fitgaf for more in depth info) Starting strength is basically doing heavy weights for 5 reps. I've been doing in for a couple months now, and I'm proud of the gains I have made. The best thing about starting strength is you do squats three times a week which really helps builds that ass.

Spoiler

Just in case you wanted evidence of starting strength being good for tits and ass http://i1338.photobucket.com/albums/o687/Ricky_Bailey/Facebook2014_4_zpsbe3e4dc1.jpg
http://i1338.photobucket.com/albums...0882606_7994634396535777549_o_zps2686644f.jpg

 

[Bailey 87]

Spoiler

I've found that if I spent a thorough amount of time eating her ass really well with lots of saliva and giving her anus a good massage with my tongue and wet fingers that she relaxes and can be pleasurably mounted without discomfort.

im versatile

I love how on grindr versatile means bottom

 

[Grakl]

oh gawd spoiler tag dat stuff plz