Well, tbh you can confuse the two with each other on some days.
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Yay! =3
Escape Goat
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Henchmen21
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Unfortunately body image problems are rife in our community.
^Whitney sure did let herself go in her last few years.
Escape Goat
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Its not right but its okay.
BlueBadger
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CornBurrito
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I really just wish I could ask this dude if he'd let me go down on him. But I know the answer is "no."
Henchmen21
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Unless you suffer from some weird sweat gland defect where you're sweating constantly or work an intensely manual labor job, there's no need to shower everyday. It's a waste of water and your body stays clean enough. Every other day is perfectly fine.
Hours Left
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The best thing that ever happened.
Never had a lazy Sunday, brotha?
I've bathen (?) at 8pm at the most, but I always do, except when I'm on a 24+h trip, then it's the first thing I do after arriving!
People need to bath every day. Have you smelled your pubic sweat after a day? Imagine how it smells after two days, THEN imagine having someone else to smell it, and sweat from others "delicate" parts. Not to mention that you get all oily. "Bu-Bu-But I lool fine/nobody notices/I smell great" no you don't you pig, you're just accostumed to your musk, like an /animal/ an animal others have to suffer.
Yes I'm pissed.
Escape Goat
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Those people gross me out. Theres no way they dont look greasy.
No, I mean stay inside all day and do work/play video games. Like, really lazy. Like no human interaction in 24 hours lazy. That's the only time I don't.
CornBurrito
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Honestly that sounds pretty hot.
I use conditioner more than I use shampoo.
Bubbavelli
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This was pretty much my whole weekend
The best thing that ever happened.
oh. is this because the lego movie was snnubbed?
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They gave out Lego Oscars during the performance of Everything is Awesome. She was holding it when they called her name for the category she was nominated in.
The host did make a remark about The Lego Movie being snubbed though right before the Best Animated Movie award though.
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Still in my playlists:
I don't use conditioner often. Short hair, cut often, no heat or coloring, almost no sunlight. Just doesn't have any risk of damage and I rustle it up a little when I style it. Don't really know the point of conditioner for me.
BlueBadger
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Lady Gaga just killed it at the Oscars with an amazing Sound of Music tribute.
I looooooooove almond milk
It's amazing. Tastes better than cowmilk.
Why not just ask him?
Now I'm wondering what you smell like.
CornBurrito
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He is a good friend and would probably think I was just joking around. And if I made it clear I was serious he wouldn't sayyes and it would make things weird.
So sadly I won't be able to have him stuff my mouth with his fat cock.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
almond milk tastes like stale cum
how do you know his cock is fat
Escape Goat
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Why are you tasting stale cum? Do you get it to go?
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
this is when its fresh you see
Uh calm down lmao the fuck
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
share it then
Escape Goat
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I dont think I do. But you go on with your bad self. Bring some tupperware next time to lock in the freshness.
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Bubbavelli
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RatskyWatsky
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CornBurrito
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I don't. I want to believe though.
Escape Goat
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RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
a dreamer eh?
yep
if you keep your ears open and your mind clear you might just learn something every now and then
Henchmen21
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What did I walk in on?
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I'm gonna tell it in the most boring way: I was house-sitting for that guy because he has a dog. He and some extended family were going away for the weekend. Since he was in an open relationship and started to make it clear he had a poor sense of boundaries imo, he pulled me aside before they left and told me he left a gift in his bathroom drawer and that I also should help myself to his porn and stuff (but honestly I feel super uncomfortable in other people's houses and it wasn't just his house really so no way am I opening drawers to mess with porn and such).
So I ignore this supposed gift assuming it was no big deal like just something suggestive but not wild. On day two he texts asking if I liked it and I said I hadn't looked for it yet, and he says I'll love it so go find it. I eventually do and it's a small Tupperware container with cum in it. I don't love it, not sure why he said I would other than him just assuming and thinking it is sexy. I handle it with my delicate fingertips and go to dump it in the sink and man that may be one of the worst smells I've ever caught a whiff of.
I started gagging and when he got back and asked me what I did with it, but with his attempt at a sexy grin, I told him it was no good in an extremely awkward fashion. He then asked what I did with the porn, even though I told him a lot of times I wasn't doing anything with their house (I ate absolutely none of their food despite the offer because I get nervous about it so I just bought food for when I was there and spent most of my days back at my parents' house really).
Moral of the story is don't save your cum like a gift, especially without being sure of how vanilla your recipient is about this stuff.
So I ignore this supposed gift assuming it was no big deal like just something suggestive but not wild. On day two he texts asking if I liked it and I said I hadn't looked for it yet, and he says I'll love it so go find it. I eventually do and it's a small Tupperware container with cum in it. I don't love it, not sure why he said I would other than him just assuming and thinking it is sexy. I handle it with my delicate fingertips and go to dump it in the sink and man that may be one of the worst smells I've ever caught a whiff of.
I started gagging and when he got back and asked me what I did with it, but with his attempt at a sexy grin, I told him it was no good in an extremely awkward fashion. He then asked what I did with the porn, even though I told him a lot of times I wasn't doing anything with their house (I ate absolutely none of their food despite the offer because I get nervous about it so I just bought food for when I was there and spent most of my days back at my parents' house really).
Moral of the story is don't save your cum like a gift, especially without being sure of how vanilla your recipient is about this stuff.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
I'm gonna tell it in the most boring way: I was house-sitting for that guy because he has a dog. He and some extended family were going away for the weekend. Since he was in an open relationship and started to make it clear he had a poor sense of boundaries imo, he pulled me aside before they left and told me he left a gift in his bathroom drawer and that I also should help myself to his porn and stuff (but honestly I feel super uncomfortable in other people's houses and it wasn't just his house really so no way am I opening drawers to mess with porn and such).
So I ignore this supposed gift assuming it was no big deal like just something suggestive but not wild. On day two he texts asking if I liked it and I said I hadn't looked for it yet, and he says I'll love it so go find it. I eventually do and it's a small Tupperware container with cum in it. I don't love it, not sure why he said I would other than him just assuming and thinking it is sexy. I handle it with my delicate fingertips and go to dump it in the sink and man that may be one of the worst smells I've ever caught a whiff of.
I started gagging and when he got back and asked me what I did with it, but with his attempt at a sexy grin, I told him it was no good in an extremely awkward fashion. He then asked what I did with the porn, even though I told him a lot of times I wasn't doing anything with their house (I ate absolutely none of their food despite the offer because I get nervous about it so I just bought food for when I was there and spent most of my days back at my parents' house really).
Moral of the story is don't save your cum like a gift, especially without being sure of how vanilla your recipient is about this stuff.
lol
Escape Goat
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Bubbavelli
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I'm gonna tell it in the most boring way: I was house-sitting for that guy because he has a dog. He and some extended family were going away for the weekend. Since he was in an open relationship and started to make it clear he had a poor sense of boundaries imo, he pulled me aside before they left and told me he left a gift in his bathroom drawer and that I also should help myself to his porn and stuff (but honestly I feel super uncomfortable in other people's houses and it wasn't just his house really so no way am I opening drawers to mess with porn and such).
So I ignore this supposed gift assuming it was no big deal like just something suggestive but not wild. On day two he texts asking if I liked it and I said I hadn't looked for it yet, and he says I'll love it so go find it. I eventually do and it's a small Tupperware container with cum in it. I don't love it, not sure why he said I would other than him just assuming and thinking it is sexy. I handle it with my delicate fingertips and go to dump it in the sink and man that may be one of the worst smells I've ever caught a whiff of.
I started gagging and when he got back and asked me what I did with it, but with his attempt at a sexy grin, I told him it was no good in an extremely awkward fashion. He then asked what I did with the porn, even though I told him a lot of times I wasn't doing anything with their house (I ate absolutely none of their food despite the offer because I get nervous about it so I just bought food for when I was there and spent most of my days back at my parents' house really).
Moral of the story is don't save your cum like a gift, especially without being sure of how vanilla your recipient is about this stuff.
"Ahh yes I left some finely aged jism in the cabinet. Please drink it and let me know how it tastes"
Bubbavelli
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Welp a nice wave of depression hit me while i should be focusing on this assignment thats due in an hour and a hafl.
Hope everyone else is having a good night
Hope everyone else is having a good night
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This website might be of use to you. It lets you set up a custom mix of "white nose" sounds. (Ocean waves, flames, rain, etc.) I find it really helpful in combating stress and to stay focused on any task at hand. (I use it a lot when I'm writing.)
Good luck.
RatskyWatsky
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The Walking Dead just introduced two new gay characters.
cue nasty twitter responses :/
cue nasty twitter responses :/
Between the rectal scent and showering threads, and the reduced-fat long-life cum, I may never truly be clean. Perhaps on the surface, but my soul is now tainted.
how shocking
how shocking
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