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LGBTQIA Thread |OT5| Can't even drink straight
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I'm just going to continue believing that Kaden Saylor, when not working at Active Duty, is constantly craving c*ck.
Fa la la la la.
Yeah.
Naughty boy.Hur hur verbal pun.
Yeah, because gay porn pays way better. Straight guys will do it because they may get a few hundred dollars for a straight scene but a few thousand for a gay one. Gay for pay is pretty common.
Well that certainly breaks it for me. I don't see the point in fantasizing over straight guys who have taken large doses of steroids and give a false representation of what actual sex looks like.
ab.aeterno
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That's a shame. Some casual sex sometimes is really great, especially if you can lead the partner (since man on man would be quite a new terrain for him I'm guessing). Feels great.
And yes, puking is very unattractive.
That I make "bad dragon jokes"? Or was that some hidden reference to the sex fetish toy website?
I'm just guessing, please tell me what the hidden joke was. I don't like secrets.
Anyway, glad you didn't take offense at my post.
Another reason why amateur porn is waaaaaay better than studio porn.
ab.aeterno
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See, the joke is funny when you don't spell it out like that but make oblique puns with a wink and nod instead.That I make "bad dragon jokes"? Or was that some hidden reference to the sex fetish toy website?
I'm just guessing, please tell me what the hidden joke was. I don't like secrets.
But yes.
Going by the game, if you did that, you won't get the best ending, though.
You're right! I guess now I just wait for the awkward part and then (Coming Out on Top Spoilers)
find him tied up naked wishing for me
That's not really exclusive to gay-for-pay actors though
Plenty of gay dudes in gay porn too, doesn't mean their scene are much more realistic. Straight actors in gay porn are usually boring as fuck, because they don't even look like they enjoy what they're doing.
That's not really exclusive to gay-for-pay actors though
Straight actors in gay porn are usually boring as fuck, because they don't even look like they enjoy what they're doing.
Yeah... But studio porn actors are mostly straight. It's true that some gay actors are not good actors, and equally boring. In any case, both straight and gay are doing it for money. I guess both straight and gay studio are highly unrealistic.
Masquerader
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Psst... Actors act.
Search for amateur stuff, webcam twinks and bears. Lots of good videos out there. Better than the staged videos and pictures.
Slaps on forehead, I should've guessed it. But I thought there was another hidden meaning. Overthinking it again, another one of my (bad?) habits.
RatskyWatsky
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ab.aeterno
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Every persuasion?
Haha, no worries. Just having fun with Grakl, who I'm guessing was expecting that joke to go over most heads.
He was telling me about how big his cock was. He was telling me that he was gonna smash me and spoon me. He said he was gonna whip it out and show me but then my other friend got back so he couldn't. We slept in the same bed, I was in shorts and no underwear and i could see a bulge in his shorts. I probably had a hard-on the whole night.
Then in the morning he was like "Lets take a shower together" but I was like no because I knew I'd get hard seeing him naked.
I'm so stupid I could have showered with him
Oh hunny, are you capable of doing this without catching feelings? If so you should do it. If not keeping resisting it because it almost assuredly will be a one off thing for him. Are you out to him? I fucked enough of boys like him in college who knew I was gay and wanted to expirement. Was weird how they always seemed to find me.
I always catch feelings. I get really attached to guys who give me attention. I'm not out to him but he knows I'm a virgin and probably questions my sexuality.
I was high on weed, absolutely wasted and tripping on salvia last night so I'm just putting what happened in my head and now I realize what I let slip by.
I feel really dumb.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
call him back for a sleepover
gets lots of weed and salvia
???
profit
OR
if he really does have a big dick, reconsider making him your first since that shiz will hizurt unless youve been practicing with a dildo
THIS.
Arrange a do-over.
The excuse can be flimsy as fuck. Wanna play video games together? Watch a movie or TV show marathon? The excuse part is pretty easy. Feign stress at work/family/school, say that you need a chill night to decompress as home, and invite him over.
And keep in mind: you don't have to do anything, err.. how do I say this(?), potentially painful.
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Yeah I was thinking that I could do something like that (without the salvia because that was so weird) but he can't smoke weed because he's gonna be drug tested. We can still drink alcohol but I dont want to throw up again, pretty sure that turned him off. I just don't know where we'd do this anyway because this was at our friend's home, not either of ours. He told me that I should grow out my facial hair so I'm not gonna shave.
And I'm pretty sure he's exaggerating on the dick size. That doesn't make me any less attracted to him though.
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He sounds hella curious at minimum, judging by his suggestion for you to grow out facial hair above all. That's some detailed man crushing.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Yeah I agree. Check and see how far his curiously goes...
you never fail to kill me when reading this thread
When it comes to a guy's missile: trust, but verify. =)
Read this as saliva
I was thinking the same, I was like "what's with the saliva"? Salvia, oh ah.
ab.aeterno
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I'll be the stick in the mud of the thread and say that reading this would make me advise seriously considering the consequences of fooling around before doing it. If you catch feelings for him that aren't reciprocated, or he decides after fooling around he's totally straight, will you be able to deal with that? Something to think about if you think that's a possibility.
umop_3pisdn
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Salvia isn't something you use to have a good time. It's something you use to distort the fabric of time and have spatial reality become suspended into independently animated geometric blocks and the entire spatial axis leading to other side of the room contorts into a figure eight/infinity symbol while gravity pins you against a wall as the fabric of your pant legs poke at you. It's somewhere inbetween a fever dream and actually fun on the 'fun scale'. You're probably better off just eating some pot brownies or something and getting glued to the couch.
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umop_3pisdn
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thot u were a hippie
Salvia divinorum (or diviner's sage) is an entheogen, the active is salvinorin A, named after the plant itself, I think it's the only psychoactive sage species. It's a really powerful and weird drug. Generally some sort of fortified plant extract is smoked using a high temperature flame source (say a torch lighter) and the hits held in for like thirty seconds. Lasts for about fifteen minutes and is totally nuts, but not in any way that's conventionally fun. Interesting though, sure.
you might be thinking of sativa.
Salvia divinorum (or diviner's sage) is an entheogen, the active is salvinorin A, named after the plant itself, I think it's the only psychoactive sage species. It's a really powerful and weird drug. Generally some sort of fortified plant extract is smoked using a high temperature flame source (say a torch lighter) and the hits held in for like thirty seconds. Lasts for about fifteen minutes and is totally nuts, but not in any way that's conventionally fun. Interesting though, sure.
you might be thinking of sativa.
Your previous post make more sense now. Very philosophical. You're thinking of a hippy. A hippie is different from a hippy.
umop_3pisdn
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I thought hippie was just the 'correct' spelling of the same thing.
These posts are getting me really h
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i laughed
It's really not gonna make a difference to me, as long as his penis is bigger than mine I'm satisfied.
I'll be able to deal with it because there have been many times when I've caught feelings for guys so I'm kinda used to it.
I totally knew that going into it. I was originally just going to trip sit but then we got weed and alcohol. Salvia's weird, man. Definitely the weirdest drug I've ever tried. Whereas acid made me feel euphoric and childish, Salvia made me feel like I was in some alternate reality.
umop_3pisdn
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I guess it is considered a dissociative (which as a class of drugs tend to have that effect), but there are some dissociatives that are much more fun, imo. One of them I feel weird suggesting though, because I nearly became addicted to it at one point (ketamine), simply because I liked it so much. So there is a fair bit of variability in that class. Ketamine is also extremely weird though, so that much doesn't really change.
Honestly from my experience I think it only has a high addiction potential for certain temperaments, though. I think most people can take it or leave it, or don't take as strong of a liking to it as I did. If you're into escapism and 'mysticism', though, the degree that it can draw out Orphic archetypes from your subconsciousness and make you feel like you're being initiated into the secrets of the universe by way of some kind of mystery cult, is extremely appealing to the point that it borders on a kind of poison. YMMV.
Thats what hippys want you to believe.
That first statement seems sort of random lmao, as for the second, GET IT then. Dude is throwing you all kinds of signals. Just don't make a thread! :-*
umop_3pisdn
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tru
You didn't get enough love for this post. It's dynamite. I'll be giggling about it in my sleep.
umop_3pisdn
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imo yes, but it can also be kind of a grey area.
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