Psh, not a chance >.>
Plz D: tell your wife to take a picture of you if you don't want to do it yourelf.
Oh my days, top of the page again... >.>
Edit:
One of the unofficial rules of LGBTQIA GAF is that whenever you are top of the page, you have to edit a picture of a hottie (SFW, of course) in your post.
Well, okay, here's a hottie:
My hair's a mess. -.-
:3