Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
As for Abzan midrange, I actually ended up boarding in Hero's Downfall in several matches. I'm just going to run it double black or not. Its greedy, but I have a greedy, life-siphoning mana base that i'm going to just need to rely on other cards to get me out of (which wasn't typically as hard as it sounds).