Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Ugin is no dragon. He's more like a ghost daddy. An Obi Wan to Sarkhan. What does he even do in Tarkir? Probably drink tea and eat crumpets with Sorin.
Tribal Planeswalker - Ugin Dragon
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(yes I am aware this does not work at all)