Josh with a J
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^ Dibs on flavor injections. Going to paten that shit.
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Male Birth Control, Without Condoms, Will Be Here by 2017. (Daily Beast)
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GraveHorizon
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If it cuts off the sperm, then only half of the semen mixture will come out. Is the sperm the bitter or the weird tasting half? Inquiring minds need to know.
EDIT: I was beat to the question of taste.
EDIT: I was beat to the question of taste.
Sperm actually makes up only a very small fraction of semen (2-5%) - the majority is made up of secretions from the other glands (for instance, the fructose in semen comes from the seminal vesicles). I don't believe the vasectomy would really make much of a difference, if any, to the taste.
Every time I'm reminded of this I feel discomfort and pain down there. The idea of it makes me shiver.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Basically "Fuck you. Got mine." Gotcha.
velociraptor
Junior Member
So when you have a vasectomy do you still ejaculate? Obviously since the vas deferens are tied up no sperm will come out but what exactly comes out? Is it just seminal fluid? How much?
Charlie McCarthy
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Different ones? The issue is that you are not actually touching the vagina, not necessarily the condom itself. They create a massive disconnect for me and most other men. Yes you are technically having sex by doing the actions but the condom cancels out the best part.
Pullout has worked fine for me over the years. I also find most girls hate condoms too so this new male contraception sounds like a good thing for everyone.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubal_ligation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(contraceptive)
1) Shit is hard.
2) Hormonal remedies WILL fuck with your mood and may also affect your general health. Messing with the chemistry that governs the workings of your body tends to have significant side effects.
CadetMahoney
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I loled at this more than I should have.
SliceSabre
Banned
A needle anywhere near that part of my body? No sorry. Condom usage shall continue.
I'd have no problem with a pill or a patch but no needles. I'd probably be okay with this if I was married and we didn't want kids.
I'd have no problem with a pill or a patch but no needles. I'd probably be okay with this if I was married and we didn't want kids.
flyinpiranha
Member
Too short of an expiration date.
Barely gave me any breathing room to get a second date with m'ladies.
lol you should know this. So yes you do still ejaculate, just seminal fluid, and i'd assume the same amount. Source:
http://www.nytimes.com/ref/health/healthguide/esn-vasectomy-expert.html
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Not a shot up/in your dick. Two shots through your sack between your 'nads and your dick.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Feel like that'd be me if I had to take a pill. Never been medicated so I'd prob forget too.
fucking perfect
flyinpiranha
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Only if you turn it up loud. I prefer whiskey.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I wouldn't care how much it hurt personally. I didn't even take shots for my fillings because that weird numb feeling is way more uncomfortable to me than pain.
Even if I did care anything would be better than an accident with the wrong person.
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Speaking from experience, the kind of anesthesia used in these kinds of procedures is so much better than the one used by the dentist. There no numb feeling, but an absolute absence of any kind of feeling. It's just like your junk had vanished from your body. Then the surgeon lifts your gown so you don't see him manipulating your soft bits and gets to work. I wish going to the dentist were that easy.
There's also no itching/antsy feeling once it starts to wear out.
I needed six shots and the needles themselves were rather uncomfortable (the first three of them anyway), but that was only the pricking itself, which lasts a couple of seconds and it's much less noticeable than than the injections used in dental anesthesia. It's no big deal.
There's also no itching/antsy feeling once it starts to wear out.
I needed six shots and the needles themselves were rather uncomfortable (the first three of them anyway), but that was only the pricking itself, which lasts a couple of seconds and it's much less noticeable than than the injections used in dental anesthesia. It's no big deal.
I'm sure cost of baby > cost of procedure. So I would hope so.
No. This would be great for young, monogamous men that don't want kids yet but want kids later. Vasectomies are for older, monogamous guys that already have kids and don't want any more.
Monogamous because it doesn't prevent STIs/STDs.
But if you're young and not monogamous, nothing will replace condoms.
Wait.... They put a tube down your pee hole for those?
hydragonwarrior
Member
Best form of contraception since abstinence.
Zantetsuken
Member
Military birth control glasses work wonders as well.
kame-sennin
Member
For the dudes who are having trouble understanding the procedure; after the injection, you don't shoot this:
But you still shoot this:
flyinpiranha
Member
*highfive
While the picture of fish and delicious pie can be used as learning materials. Imagine you have a 10 gallon bucket with 10 neon tetras in it. You throw this bucket at the face of your significant other. She slaps you. You now throw the bucket without the neon tetras ... she still slaps you because there is barely a difference.
Because it's very hard to stop the sperm production without chemically castrating the person.
entremet
Member
The female reproductive system is way more complex than the male reproductive system.
The non-hormonal options for women include tubal ligation and IUD. There are more, both those are the ones I'm aware of. Also female condoms.
Both mentioned above are invasive due to female anatomy. But they can also cause problems for some women. A tubal ligation is major surgery.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Not everyone's penis is like yours dude. I have tried different ones. They all suck.
Actually, you shoot this:
There are fishes, but they are all dead. ALL DEAD, JIM!!
IchigoSharingan
Member
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Actually, you shoot this:
There are fishes, but they are all dead. ALL DEAD, JIM!!
They're not dead. They can't mix with the semen juice and are eventually reabsorbed into the body.
According to my pre-vasectomy doctor visits, its closer to 5-15%, but even then it barely noticeable. I cant tell, and neither can my wife. Though she has reported a difference the, I guess viscosity would be the best word. But even that turned out to be a plus as it also resulted in additional um pressure? force? when ejaculation does take place, which she finds extremely pleasing.
How is it so many guys dont know how their own bodies work? I mean, cmon, were all on the internet here.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The polymer doesn't block the vans deferens but coats them, creating an electric effect that tears the tadpoles to pieces.
It's brilliant.
That's not my point at all. I just don't buy this level of hyperbole.
You must have the most sensitive penis ever, you hamster!
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I got a special little guy. To be fair, though, the women say that they prefer the texture and warmth of my penis skin too.
Why should this in any way or shape prevent any STD? Use a condom, use this, be 100% safe from unwanted children and 99% safe from STDs.Really the saddest part of this news
I haven't had sex in ages because I am not looking for a relationship but very, very certainly don't want to have any accident with the wrong person.
My life was/is difficult enough.
So bring it on.
Not even extra thin Durex stuff?
edit: aparently Durex new has a new "Feeling" condom line for "skin-on-skin" feeling made from a stuff called Polysoprene. Give it a try and report back
entremet
Member
I never knew a girl that preferred condoms. They hate them too, but it's a need if you wanna be responsible.
PerezDeCorcho
Member
Just pull out, gents.
entremet
Member
I know you're joking, but I found this lol:
I've definitely relied on the pull out method! Just ask my two year old son!
-- Age unknown, Queens, NY
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/pullout-method-contraception-my-story_n_3881396.html
SolidusDave
Member
I'm waiting for this since like 2 years. 2017 is still too far away, just shoot it in my nuts already, damn it. Not getting any younger!
sonikokaruto
Banned
why would anyone think this was possible thru a pill!?
shoplifter
Member
With the hilarious lack of anatomical understanding in this thread it's no wonder there are so many unplanned pregnancies.
No problem with doing this but I'm not waiting three more years so coin purse punch it is.
No problem with doing this but I'm not waiting three more years so coin purse punch it is.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I honestly don't get the fear. As a man whose softest bits have been pricked more times than would like to (read: every single one of them) it's not a big deal. It's a small moment discomfort that goes away very quickly.
If I were into a committed relationship I would jump in an instant.
Regardless of how sensitive you are, the plastic bag effect is real and fucking awful. I hate it.
At least one poster has already said ITT that pulling out has worked fine for him.
I personally group advocates of pulling out along with drunk drivers.
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