Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Conversation I just had:
Wife: Hey, you want to watch a movie?
Me: What?
Wife: *makes a face* I-it's not like I want to watch a movie with you, or anything. I just want to see a movie and you're the one who pays the cable. D-d-don't get the wrong idea or anything.
Wife: Hey, you want to watch a movie?
Me: What?
Wife: *makes a face* I-it's not like I want to watch a movie with you, or anything. I just want to see a movie and you're the one who pays the cable. D-d-don't get the wrong idea or anything.