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March WrassleGAF |SHOW-T| Big Shoes Mean Big Appetites
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Frustrated_Grunt
Member
Huh, the Prime Time Players actually won a match.
Edit: That'd be awesome strobogo!
Edit: That'd be awesome strobogo!
British Monsoon
Member
Back from intermission, we got a unannounced singles between Jodi D'Milo & Angelus Layne - pretty good match, barring one or two awkward spots, and both girls were throwing bombs. Next, a tag match with The Social Network of Heidi Lovelace & Nikki St. John vs KC Warfield & Angeldust. Meh.
Next, AK47 Allysin Kay defends against a mystery opponent which turns out to be
!
Also, AAW are currently running a show with a tournament for the Heritage Title - the finals?
! Holy fuck.
Next, AK47 Allysin Kay defends against a mystery opponent which turns out to be
Mickie Knuckles
Also, AAW are currently running a show with a tournament for the Heritage Title - the finals?
ACH vs Samuray Del Sol
Oh hell yes.
bean breath
Member
ARISE!!! ARISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!
That was a long two weeks, lets not do that again, ok?
But lets move on to the more important issue at hand.....
Wrestlemania. Are we hyped yet? It's that time of the year.....I sure hope there is hype because this year's Mania will be THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!
EPIC.
You still got it like Chris Jericho.
British Monsoon
Member
The title match was pretty good, both Allysin &
kicked the crap out of each other. Big German suplex spot on the ramp.
Main event time! Really looking forward to this, ladder matches are always fun.
Mickie
Main event time! Really looking forward to this, ladder matches are always fun.
redmetal86
Member
Moviefone is here!
abstract alien
Member
This is going to be bigger than Goldberg's win streak.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
GuardsmanGreg
Neo Member
Thanks, Bootaay, i'll take the JBL one if no one minds.Changed my avatar finally and made a bunch more from Rob Schamberger's Wrestling Champions series, if anyone wants one;
Also since my account finally got validated, I guess i'll take this post to say Hello Wrasslegaf! I lurked a little while before my account got validated so I'll just go ahead and give my current fav five:
1.Cm Punk
2.Brock
3.Antonio Cesaro
4. Mark Henry
5. Daniel Bryan
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
What are they doing for this Social Media SmackDown over there? It was a normal SD show in the UK.
Net_Wrecker
Member
Carry these...
...shake hands, and wear suits. Maybe you'll get someplace one day.
Above all, absolutely DO NOT try to get yourself over. We'll kill you. WE tell you when you can get over.
British Monsoon
Member
Welcome GuardsmanGreg, I like your Fave Five 
Really good main event ladder match to close off AIW's iPPV debut, all four ladies did well although
nearly stunk up the joint with that awful 'ladder on the head' spot I absolutely despise. Some real crazy spots in this one; exploder through a table, powerbomb off a ladder and a really inventive moment where
locked in a guillotine choke from inside of an open ladder on
, who was halfway up the ladder on the outside. Great stuff.
I wish WWE gave half as much chance to their Divas as AIW does to their women's division - what other company would make their PPV debut with an all women show?
Really good main event ladder match to close off AIW's iPPV debut, all four ladies did well although
Crazy Mary
Veda
Addy Starr
I wish WWE gave half as much chance to their Divas as AIW does to their women's division - what other company would make their PPV debut with an all women show?
Frustrated_Grunt
Member
Nothing different really, except they just put Sonic ads all over the screen.
GuardsmanGreg
Neo Member
I dunno Strobogo, I don't think I can match Soulplaya's worship of the Big Red Machine.
GuardsmanGreg
Neo Member
You mean like when Good Guy Glen had to be Fake Diesel?
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Deleted member 8095
Unconfirmed Member
Is anyone playing Wrestling Revolution on ios? This game is hilarious addictive. The graphics are average, the gameplay is a bit buggy but it's fun as Hell! It's got a pretty good career mode with tons of different match types and about 300 different wrestlers. Most of which are parodies of real wrestlers with whom(who? fuck it, I don't care) they share similar appearance and move sets. The CAW is surprising deep. The best part about the game? Once you get the controls down it plays similar to the aki games of N64 past. It's worth the $4.99!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16TbL_5FYI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16TbL_5FYI4
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Is this a rib? Is it ACTUALLY fun?! Tello Tony?
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Deleted member 8095
Unconfirmed Member
Yes, I've been playing it every day since I downloaded it. I really enjoy it.
slightconfuse
Banned
Michael Elgin is the type of guy that would get Vince Hard. wonder if Hunter is targeting him?
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WCW Thunder 1/31/2001
I can only hope Thunder is as good as Nitro was. I doubt it, but it was the first show since the reboot that make me want to watch the next show.
TO THE BACK. Cat gives Steiner a contract to sign for a US Championship match at Superbrawl. But he has to keep it quiet or Flair will ruin it. He did this on camera for the TV show. Obviously someone is going to see it. Rick also mad fun of the small room they were in. Cat said WCW was cutting back. He'll be out of the office because he has to kiss ass for the new owners.
Shane Helms vs Kidman
Shane does his frog splash cross body early in the match. Ouchy landing for both men.
Kidman throws Shane in the crowd and dives into it. Security pushed this fan with a rubber chicken. He didn't like it, but the security guard was a giant black dude and he backed down in a hurry. "Sensation of innovation"? Ehhh. Not sure I like that tag. It kind of slows down. I think Kidman had hurt his elbow or knee out on the floor. Shane did a reverse DDT styled arm breaker that looked rough. He does his weird butterfly abdominal stretch thing. BK Bomb only gets a two count. BK Bomb sounds like a value menu meal. They're getting close to the time limit. Nightmare on Helms Street is reversed into a reverse suplex. Shane wins clean with the Vertebreaker. That seems like such a dangerous move. Not just for your neck, but also shoulders.
Scott Steiner comes to the ring. He rips up Dustin's contract. He says that Nash needs to stop thinking about winning and thinking about surviving. Kronik come out and Crush says that the only thing Steiner will be breaking is a toilet seat from too much diarrhea of the mouth. Gross, Crush. Totally Buffed ambushes them from behind. This brings out Rick Steiner. The brothers have a stare down. Jeff hits Rick from behind with a guitar. Shouldn't this be ending the show? I guess it's nice they got the big brawl out of the way earl on.
TO THE BACK. Magnificent 6 celebrate.
Lash LeRoux vs Ron Harris
Lash's music is a JHV of Suzie Q and a Stevie Ray Vaughn song mashed up. Gross. Harris Boy promo time. Don gives Scott Armstrong the doctor's note. You could shoot a guy in the face right in front of Scott Armstrong and he wouldn't see it, even if he was staring right at it and had brains in him. He makes an X on Ron's hand to they can't do twin magic. Unless they get the marker. Which they do immediately. The marker gets thrown back in the ring. Scott Armstrong thinks that it somehow fell out his of pocket from out side of the ring and in the air. TERRIBLE ref. This has to be intentional. Boring chants. I agree. This is wayyyy too long. Twin magic gets the win. I'm pretty sure Ron did an intentional seig heil.
TO THE BACK. Kwee Wee and Paisley walk in the back when some developmental guys laugh at him and say he looks like a woman. "Go back to your closest you crawled out of". Seriously? Gene is with Wall and Chavo. Wall is going to murder Hugh I think. As he was ranting, Gene had morphed into Hugh Morris and they brawled.
Norman talks to Glacier's shadow. Gene is with Palumbo and O'Haire. They agree to a match with Stasiak and Jindrak. Sanders was watching this when Ric Flair showed up. He's booked against Konnan tonight.
Norman Smiley vs Bam Bam Big Yellow
Poor Norman. He can't find Glacier again. This show has taken a dive off a cliff through a layer of ice into a layer of shit into a layer of lava into China. Glacier finally comes out but Norman already lost.
Jeff Jarrett vs Rick Steiner
Jeff tried to get a count out win like he did against DDP on Nitro, but Rick wasn't in jail so that didn't work out. Why am I not surprised that Rick isn't nearly as stiff against Jeff? Of course there is a ref bump. Shane comes out and hits Rick with the chain. He doesn't go down. He tries again and accidentally hits Jeff. A dangerous looking DVD pins Jeff.
Kwee Wee vs Scotty O
Is Scotty O related to Barry O? Paisley has Princess Leia hair tonight.
Kwee Wee dares this guy to laugh at him. He does and Angry Alan comes out. Crowd doesn't react at all to Kwee Wee. Not even homophobic stuff. This is an extended squash. This squash is actually longer than Steiner vs Jarrett. Kwee Wee wins with a piledriver.
The Mamalukes vs Palumbo/O'Haire
This is a non-title match. Vito is back to wearing jeans and a tank top. This is alright, I guess. JTB isn't very good. He looks like he is going to destroy a body part every time he moves. Vito is the oiliest/sweatiest person I've ever seen. Seanton Bomb for the win. Stasiak and Jindrak come out. Meat says they carried their teams. They all call each other by the wrong names. Title match is on for Superbrawl. It breaks down into a brawl.
TO THE BACK. Jeff, Ric, Scott, and the YAK are heading to the jail. Animal is left in charge. Sanders talks to Reno. He gets Reno to take his match with Konnan. Gene is with Totally Buffed.
Konnan vs Reno
Konnan makes a Reno Riggins reference. It makes sense why Nitro was so good. They saved all their worst shit for Thunder. I can't believe I did 90 minutes of cardio for this. Reno taps instantly to the Sunrise due to Sander's instructions. Mike shows up on the ramp, which distracts Konnan and he gets hit with the Roll of the Dice.
Totally Buffed vs Kronik
Nope. Animal shows up in the crowd and hits Wrath in the back of the head with a chair. TB won.
TO THE JAIL. Jeff, Ric, Scott, and YAK come to look for DDP. DDP made bail less than an hour ago. SWERVE! They go in anyway. But if DDP is out, why do they need to go in? They look in DDP's cell, where he had left a letter. Then a cop locks the cell door on them. SWERVE!
I guess someone decided that instead of having two decent shows, they'd put all the awesome on one show and leave the other one to die.
WCW Thunder 1/31/2001
I can only hope Thunder is as good as Nitro was. I doubt it, but it was the first show since the reboot that make me want to watch the next show.
TO THE BACK. Cat gives Steiner a contract to sign for a US Championship match at Superbrawl. But he has to keep it quiet or Flair will ruin it. He did this on camera for the TV show. Obviously someone is going to see it. Rick also mad fun of the small room they were in. Cat said WCW was cutting back. He'll be out of the office because he has to kiss ass for the new owners.
Shane Helms vs Kidman
Shane does his frog splash cross body early in the match. Ouchy landing for both men.
Kidman throws Shane in the crowd and dives into it. Security pushed this fan with a rubber chicken. He didn't like it, but the security guard was a giant black dude and he backed down in a hurry. "Sensation of innovation"? Ehhh. Not sure I like that tag. It kind of slows down. I think Kidman had hurt his elbow or knee out on the floor. Shane did a reverse DDT styled arm breaker that looked rough. He does his weird butterfly abdominal stretch thing. BK Bomb only gets a two count. BK Bomb sounds like a value menu meal. They're getting close to the time limit. Nightmare on Helms Street is reversed into a reverse suplex. Shane wins clean with the Vertebreaker. That seems like such a dangerous move. Not just for your neck, but also shoulders.
Scott Steiner comes to the ring. He rips up Dustin's contract. He says that Nash needs to stop thinking about winning and thinking about surviving. Kronik come out and Crush says that the only thing Steiner will be breaking is a toilet seat from too much diarrhea of the mouth. Gross, Crush. Totally Buffed ambushes them from behind. This brings out Rick Steiner. The brothers have a stare down. Jeff hits Rick from behind with a guitar. Shouldn't this be ending the show? I guess it's nice they got the big brawl out of the way earl on.
TO THE BACK. Magnificent 6 celebrate.
Lash LeRoux vs Ron Harris
Lash's music is a JHV of Suzie Q and a Stevie Ray Vaughn song mashed up. Gross. Harris Boy promo time. Don gives Scott Armstrong the doctor's note. You could shoot a guy in the face right in front of Scott Armstrong and he wouldn't see it, even if he was staring right at it and had brains in him. He makes an X on Ron's hand to they can't do twin magic. Unless they get the marker. Which they do immediately. The marker gets thrown back in the ring. Scott Armstrong thinks that it somehow fell out his of pocket from out side of the ring and in the air. TERRIBLE ref. This has to be intentional. Boring chants. I agree. This is wayyyy too long. Twin magic gets the win. I'm pretty sure Ron did an intentional seig heil.
TO THE BACK. Kwee Wee and Paisley walk in the back when some developmental guys laugh at him and say he looks like a woman. "Go back to your closest you crawled out of". Seriously? Gene is with Wall and Chavo. Wall is going to murder Hugh I think. As he was ranting, Gene had morphed into Hugh Morris and they brawled.
Norman talks to Glacier's shadow. Gene is with Palumbo and O'Haire. They agree to a match with Stasiak and Jindrak. Sanders was watching this when Ric Flair showed up. He's booked against Konnan tonight.
Norman Smiley vs Bam Bam Big Yellow
Poor Norman. He can't find Glacier again. This show has taken a dive off a cliff through a layer of ice into a layer of shit into a layer of lava into China. Glacier finally comes out but Norman already lost.
Jeff Jarrett vs Rick Steiner
Jeff tried to get a count out win like he did against DDP on Nitro, but Rick wasn't in jail so that didn't work out. Why am I not surprised that Rick isn't nearly as stiff against Jeff? Of course there is a ref bump. Shane comes out and hits Rick with the chain. He doesn't go down. He tries again and accidentally hits Jeff. A dangerous looking DVD pins Jeff.
Kwee Wee vs Scotty O
Is Scotty O related to Barry O? Paisley has Princess Leia hair tonight.
Kwee Wee dares this guy to laugh at him. He does and Angry Alan comes out. Crowd doesn't react at all to Kwee Wee. Not even homophobic stuff. This is an extended squash. This squash is actually longer than Steiner vs Jarrett. Kwee Wee wins with a piledriver.
The Mamalukes vs Palumbo/O'Haire
This is a non-title match. Vito is back to wearing jeans and a tank top. This is alright, I guess. JTB isn't very good. He looks like he is going to destroy a body part every time he moves. Vito is the oiliest/sweatiest person I've ever seen. Seanton Bomb for the win. Stasiak and Jindrak come out. Meat says they carried their teams. They all call each other by the wrong names. Title match is on for Superbrawl. It breaks down into a brawl.
TO THE BACK. Jeff, Ric, Scott, and the YAK are heading to the jail. Animal is left in charge. Sanders talks to Reno. He gets Reno to take his match with Konnan. Gene is with Totally Buffed.
Konnan vs Reno
Konnan makes a Reno Riggins reference. It makes sense why Nitro was so good. They saved all their worst shit for Thunder. I can't believe I did 90 minutes of cardio for this. Reno taps instantly to the Sunrise due to Sander's instructions. Mike shows up on the ramp, which distracts Konnan and he gets hit with the Roll of the Dice.
Totally Buffed vs Kronik
Nope. Animal shows up in the crowd and hits Wrath in the back of the head with a chair. TB won.
TO THE JAIL. Jeff, Ric, Scott, and YAK come to look for DDP. DDP made bail less than an hour ago. SWERVE! They go in anyway. But if DDP is out, why do they need to go in? They look in DDP's cell, where he had left a letter. Then a cop locks the cell door on them. SWERVE!
I guess someone decided that instead of having two decent shows, they'd put all the awesome on one show and leave the other one to die.
Keyser Soze
Member
Why is Jesus here?
did you forget to tell him no snitching?
A part of me thought they were going to give Fandango-go-go-go the Brodus treatment, and just talk about his debut for like 3 months.
I love that Johnny Curtis' Fandango accent pretty much starts and stops with the pronunciation of his name. . . xD
Keyser Soze
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Look at that flab on Bryan. He must get fitness advice from CM Punk.
slightconfuse
Banned
Not suprised to find out Drake younger is a veteran of CZW and IWA mid south
IC_Champion
Member
You see, the MIA were having some issues. Chavo was getting a bit too into the "take no prisoners" attitude, so he broke away from the group. Chavo was trying to get Lash to join him for a few weeks while Wall and Hugh stayed tight. Chavo continued to fuck with Hugh and it led to a match. Wall of course SWERVED Hugh and turned on him. After that, Hugh snapped and went back to being Hugh Morris and is now randomly attacking Wall backstage.
I didn't include the part where he sent Wall flying through that door. I swear I've seen 4-5 great Bish gifs in just the past 3 shows.
I didn't include the part where he sent Wall flying through that door. I swear I've seen 4-5 great Bish gifs in just the past 3 shows.
IC_Champion
Member
Thanks for answering my gif question
slightconfuse
Banned
Rick Knox super kicking matt jackson is hilarious
Lambda Pie
Banned
that chairshot from Animal was brutal, holy shit.
HarryDemeanor
Member
Not even the Rock could save the Dreamcast.
In case you missed it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLkfhKreMWI
Officerrob
Banned
Kill this gimmick already
Changed my avatar finally and made a bunch more from Rob Schamberger's Wrestling Champions series, if anyone wants one;
Feel free to claim any of them.
Here's 7 matches in one playlist;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_P6XAB7gY8&list=PL41622D69A4100E07
Here's a couple of awesome matches from the last iPPV;
Kazuchika Okada vs Minoru Suzuki - (NJPW 02/10/13)
Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs Karl Anderson - (NJPW 02/10/13)
I can change The Rock for a while.
I don't know what it is, but this guy has it. I just hope it translates into the ring.
Professor Beef
Banned
Net_Wrecker
Member
Y'know, In any other company, Big E, Bo Dallas, Santino, Brodus Clay, Tensai, Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Hornswaggle, The Miz, John Cena, Darren Young, Titus O'Neil, Zack Ryder.....these would be enough joke gimmick characters.
But not the WWE. They're always going the extra mile for us.