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[DyslexicAlucard]

Headbutts are so so dumb.

How? Real headbutts are fucking devastating.

 

[Kaladin]

If you have Big Show down, why would you let him get back up?

 

[jobber]

guies

I think someone is under the ring

 

[Net_Wrecker]

...Can YOU even KO punch?

I don't think he even lifts.

darkressurection, do you even lift, bro?

 

[MetatronM]

You guys lied to me. You said the road to Wrestlemania is when wrestling is "as good as it gets." Having tuned into Raw tonight for the first time in a while, everything seems the same as ever.

(I know I missed an apparently awesome Cena/Punk match last week)

Nobody lied to you. This IS "as good as it gets."

You were warned.

 

[Cousteau]

This shoulda been a scaffold match.

 

[slightconfuse]

WOOOOO

 

[Brinbe]

PUNK

FUCK YEA, NO SHIELD NECESSARY

 

[Ultratech]

Wooo!

Oh wait, Punk has to job to Pizza-Taker.

:|

 

[darkressurection]

...Can YOU even KO punch?

Double check my steps and make sure I have it right.

1) Squeeze hand into fist.
2) Punch in head.

I don't think he even lifts.

darkressurection, do you even lift, bro?

This TE Fightstick I have ispretty heavy.

 

[Ilive1up]

well we knew that.

 

[Kaladin]

Punk steals one that everyone knew he would win.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

3 minute stare down with Taker!

 

[Officerrob]

Punk just beat Orton clean? Damn!

 

[Ozone]

Shocked.

 

[Htown]

HOLY SHIT A CLEAN WIN

Well I'll be damned

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Now for the most exciting part of this RAW, as shit as it has been

Undertaker!

Go dark arena

 

[Sanjuro]

CM Baraka

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Gee who didn't see Punk wining coming a mile away? Now cue taker music? Sure enough.

 

[Cousteau]

How? Real headbutts are fucking devastating.

Headbutts into your own hands are so so dumb.Big Show doesnt come remotely close.

 

[Dark Ninja]

A clean win for Punk this should make him look like a threat to Taker right guyz

 

[Professor Beef]

Double check my steps and make sure I have it right.

1) Squeeze hand into fist.
2) Punch in head.

You forgot to jack your arm and scream. Just as I thought, you're a phony.

 

[Nebula]

Fuck me this entire card was called before it even happened.

WM is going to be horrid, isn't it?

 

[Brinbe]

Herewego fattytaker

 

[Anth0ny]

SHOCKED

 

[Dthomp]

Punk just beat Orton clean? Damn!

Why are we surprised? Orton isn't Cenar he does put people over without needing to be run over with a truck filled with dynamite.

 

[Kaladin]

"CM Punk now has a chance at immortality."

What was the longest WWE title reign in the past 25 years then?

 

[Sanjuro]

Ministry Undertaker recruits CM Punk.

 

[jobber]

Should've got MoD Taker theme

it's the same god damn titantron

 

[darkside31337]

CM Punk is main eventing Wrestlemania.

Awesome.

 

[Ilive1up]

they should have made this in sub HD.

that would have been rad.

 

[slightconfuse]

Business is about to pick up

 

[Razorskin]

"Where's. your. suit."

 

[Lunchbox]

yay punk gets to job to granpa

 

[Spider from Mars]

THE SHREDDER

 

[Ultratech]

Ooo...Taker brought out his spiffy Warlock armor.

 

[Ozone]

Here comes the Super Shredder.

 

[Professor Beef]

IT'S A SUPER SHREDDER

 

[Htown]

WATCH OUT, PUNK! THAT ARMOR HAS A KILLER SET BONUS

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

3 minute stare down with Taker!

With the WM logo in the background, don't forget!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

CM Punk is main eventing Wrestlemania.

Awesome.

EL
OH
EL

Twice In A Lifetime for the Quote-off Championship.

 

[Judderman]

"Where's. your. suit."

Yes!

 

[Dthomp]

"CM Punk now has a chance at immortality."

What was the longest WWE title reign in the past 25 years then?

Fodder to make Cena look amazing by beating the Rock?

 

[Mr. Robot]

Orton sold that combo like a champ.
Too bad Punk is losing at WM.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Lawler and Cole REALLY need to shut up.

 

[darkressurection]

You forgot to jack your arm and scream. Just as I thought, you're a phony.

Alright, let me add it to my checklist. I figure about 5 minutes of practice and I should have it down better than Miz has the Figure Four down.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Ooo...Taker brought out his spiffy Warlock armor.

ROFLMAO. I really don't like that jacket.

 

[The Elite]

THE SHREDDER

IT'S A SUPER SHREDDER

Kevin Nash?

 

[Sanjuro]

That is the earliest RAW has ever ended.

 

[slightconfuse]

SUIT ON A POLE MATCH!