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[Atrophis]

Paxman is really awkward.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

My pizza is on the way! Should arrive just in time for peak Dimbleby.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Somehow I don't think that Paxman wrote this material himself.

 

[Carl]

Watching C4 until BBC starts. Very amusing.

 

[Black Republican]

any online links for us NA users?
if i find any ill post it

 

[cartoon_soldier]

any online links for us NA users?
if i find any ill post it

Yea, I want to see how the BBC covers elections.

 

[cyberheater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFBUSZiWRw

I had to..

LOL. At least you're having fun

 

[Carl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFBUSZiWRw

I had to.
.

Now i want one

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Always is.

So, having just read about this Lotus Biscoff Spread thing, where can one purchase such divine ambrosia?

Waitrose or Tesco.

I would certainly recommend getting it from Tesco tho. If they post anymore losses dave might greenlight a new wave of corporation tax cuts.

 

[Psychotext]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830455

i biked 20mins to get it the day i discovered it

Fuck it. My diet is already going out the window tonight for the election... can't hurt to go that one step further.

 

[JonathanEx]

Paxman is really awkward.

Doesn't fit his cadence, does it? There's clearly bits of him in there as well as comedy writers... but yes. It's good enough, but not... great.

Suspect he'll be a lot better once they can break format at 10.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Yea, I want to see how the BBC covers elections.

Politicians being interviewed to fill time and clips of people shuffling papers in rooms with a journalist on the scene confirming that nothing is happening yet. Then you fall asleep.

 

[Lagamorph]

Finally just been to vote after training and work all day. Conservative of course.

Overheard the guys running the polling station say that their turnout was around 90% for this station.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

digestives wiv cold malk

 

[Deleted member 231381]

digestives wiv cold malk

Man after my own heart.

 

[hepburn3d]

Too many GAFfers are voting Labour. You're getting my hopes up GAF. Any seniors here from 5 years ago? Is GAF more left than right? If so ... I like you GAF

 

[Uzzy]

digestives wiv cold malk

Vitamin R is vital for healthy bones.

 

[Little Old Man]

Here's a question. What happens to the millions of ballot papers? Presumably they're kept for a few weeks in case of possible recounts, then what? Shredding and recycled?

 

[Carl]

Politicians being interviewed to fill time and clips of people shuffling papers in rooms with a journalist on the scene confirming that nothing is happening yet. Then you fall asleep.

Dimbleby desperately trying to find something to talk about and Jeremy Vine showing the same nonsense graphics over and over.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Too many GAFfers are voting Labour. You're getting my hopes up GAF. Any seniors here from 5 years ago? Is GAF more left than right? If so ... I like you GAF

Historically my experience was that UKPoligaf was more right than left, but I think the election has brought up all the filthy casuals.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

To donner kebab or not to donner kebab. That's the question.

 

[RedShift]

To donner kebab or not to donner kebab. That's the question.

That's not even a question.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

To donner kebab or not to donner kebab. That's the question.

When was that ever a question? The answer is always donner kebab, with extra if drunk.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

That's not even a question.

Yay or nay?

 

[CyclopsRock]

This is a 660ml bottle poured into my GIANT STEIN.

ACHTUNG, MILIBAND.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

Have you taken your shirt off or does your sofa has a stripey rug on it? I am beginning to worry for your mental health.

 

[Jackpot]

As someone who really wants the union to stay together, if the SNP gets something like all but two seats and Westminster doesn't make a decent attempt to engage them (and the SNP does), then I think Scotland has the moral right to have another referendum.

 

[Lagamorph]

Here's a question. What happens to the millions of ballot papers? Presumably they're kept for a few weeks in case of possible recounts, then what? Shredding and recycled?

I think they're actually kept for an entire year.

 

[Psychotext]

This is a 660ml bottle poured into my GIANT STEIN.

ACHTUNG, MILIBAND.

I'm going to have some fine red in honour of our new commie leadership.

 

[hepburn3d]

This channel 4 pre 10 show would have a made a great drinking game. Drink every time they make a joke that they can't talk about the election. I'd be wasted already

 

[QuicheFontaine]

This is a 660ml bottle poured into my GIANT STEIN.

ACHTUNG, MILIBAND.

Clearly stolen from a pub

 

[Juicy Bob]

I completely missed what he just said

 

[Varion]

Too many GAFfers are voting Labour. You're getting my hopes up GAF. Any seniors here from 5 years ago? Is GAF more left than right? If so ... I like you GAF

It felt more left than right during the last election, that's for sure. Not so sure about during the rest of the year though.

 

[painey]

cant watch the Ch4 stuff from outside the UK without registering argh

 

[CyclopsRock]

Have you taken your shirt off or does your sofa has a stripey rug on it? I am beginning to worry for your mental health.

Duvets and pillows everywhere. (Thats actually my housemates fault. They look battered to fuck.)

 

[CyclopsRock]

SLIGHTLY back on topic, my Labour-more-seats bet was in decent profit and in the last 30 mins has swung to loss. The markets are mysteriously moving...

 

[Atrophis]

To donner kebab or not to donner kebab. That's the question.

Catch up bro, had one hours ago.

 

[PJV3]

It felt more left than right during the last election, that's for sure. Not so sure about during the rest of the year though.

It's like CCHQ in UKPoligaf, Grant Schapps is probably amongst them.

 

[Faddy]

To donner kebab or not to donner kebab. That's the question.

Going to be a long night. Best get a Munchy Box to be safe.

 

[Pungza]

BetFred paying out early for Conservative m̶a̶j̶o̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ most seats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=71&v=maEowjWRrAM

edit: my bad fixed

 

[Juicy Bob]

Duvets and pillows everywhere. (Thats actually my housemates fault. They look battered to fuck.)

Andrex?

Lah-di-dah...

 

[Cyd0nia]

SLIGHTLY back on topic, my Labour-more-seats bet was in decent profit and in the last 30 mins has swung to loss. The markets are mysteriously moving...

Why are they moving when voting hasn't even closed in some places?

Don't cash out 😉

 

[RedShift]

BetFred paying out early for Conservative majority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=71&v=maEowjWRrAM

Wait, majority?

EDIT: It's just most seats, I was worried for a minute there, though they might know something.

 

[Deleted member 231381]

BetFred paying out early for Conservative majority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=71&v=maEowjWRrAM

Winning the most seats, not majority.

 

[Faddy]

BetFred paying out early for Conservative majority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=71&v=maEowjWRrAM

Not a majority, just the party with the most seats.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=830455

i biked 20mins to get it the day i discovered it

Hmm... brb

 

[Jezbollah]

Duvets and pillows everywhere. (Thats actually my housemates fault. They look battered to fuck.)

Grey Goose vodka. Niiiice.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Andrex?

Lah-di-dah...

Heh, not the 1.5ltr bottle of grey goose? That's not mime either BUT it cost my brother hundreds and hundreds in a bar, so he wanted to keep the bottle...

 

[3Sixty]

BetFred paying out early for Conservative majority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=71&v=maEowjWRrAM

Fred Done is a complete cunt that's why.

 

[Jackpot]

Farage uses the F-word, though it's all the way back from 2001.

"The good news for us who are smokers is that we are far better off here than if we had been at Michael Barrymore’s house.

Because there they removed all the ashtrays on the basis that now they chuck all the fags in the pool."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...general-election-over-fags-joke-10230896.html