Since Mega64 is the internet's oldest, greatest gaming comedy outlet and there seems to be many Internet Soldierz on GAF, it's high time we had a ChristmasCast thread.
I'm not sure if this is better for Gaming or Off-Topic, as it's by a gaming-centric group occasionally featuring some gaming industry people, but mods move it wherever appropriate.
THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS DIGITAL DIGITAL DIGITAL FOREVER
Rocco Botte (The Main Guy)
Rocco usually brings normal food to ChristmasCast, but way too much of it. Wearing his iconic Santa Suit stained with the victories of yesteryear, he will proclaim himself King Christmas.
War Cry: "Camera On Me", DragonZord Flute
Shawn Chatfield (#1 Dad)
Shawn's paranoia of the other members antics is usually justified as they are known to sabotage his food. The only member to get sloppy drunk on the 'Cast, he might bring baby food, or he may become Bacchus incarnate.
War Cry: "Gotta Be A Dad", "I'm Gonna Be Sick."
Derrick Acosta (The Disneyland Pimp)
Derrick is the only member smart enough to routinely bring things he actually wants and intends to eat. He usually ends up sitting back and watching everyone else slowly destroy themselves as he wins ChristmasCast through attrition.
War Cry: "RON PAUL", "YATTA!"
Garrett Hunter (DJ Disc Jockey, Froot Snax)
Garrett is a wildcard who usually brings things that end up in other people's food, or things that present a danger to his health if he consumes too much of. He is usually the one to escalate the Cast into a peristaltic chain reaction.
War Cry: "Blue Cheese Baby", "This Is A Prank Call"
Kevin Bushong (#Thick)
Kevin brings things that might not even be food. He guarantees that everyone is barfing by the end of the ChristmasCast. God Bless Kevin.
War Cry: "...You gonna eat that?"
Frank Howley (Juggalo Ryda)
Christmas King 2015 reigning champion, Frank is known for his ongoing Dead or Alive 3 Sex Strike and for his own brand of Christmas mischief.
War Cry: "FUCK NASA"
Eric Baudour (The Heel)
The resident podcast operator, will Eric be the one to bring home the Christmas King 2016 championship title?
War Cry: "WE DID IT"
(King Lord) Bryan Abou Chacra (Your Favorite Abou Chacra)
Bryan is also known for bringing huge amounts of food. Will he find a way to outdo the year wherein he brought and consumed a dangerous amount of honey?
War Cry: "...BAAAAAH! GET YOKED!"
CHRISTMASCAST HISTORY
2006 (Highlights)
2007
2008 (Highlights)
2009
2010 (Highlights)
2011 (Highlights)
2012 (Highlights)
2013 (Highlights)
2014
2015
2016
Live Podcast Link
I'm not sure if this is better for Gaming or Off-Topic, as it's by a gaming-centric group occasionally featuring some gaming industry people, but mods move it wherever appropriate.
THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS DIGITAL DIGITAL DIGITAL FOREVER
Rocco Botte (The Main Guy)
Rocco usually brings normal food to ChristmasCast, but way too much of it. Wearing his iconic Santa Suit stained with the victories of yesteryear, he will proclaim himself King Christmas.
War Cry: "Camera On Me", DragonZord Flute
Shawn Chatfield (#1 Dad)
Shawn's paranoia of the other members antics is usually justified as they are known to sabotage his food. The only member to get sloppy drunk on the 'Cast, he might bring baby food, or he may become Bacchus incarnate.
War Cry: "Gotta Be A Dad", "I'm Gonna Be Sick."
Derrick Acosta (The Disneyland Pimp)
Derrick is the only member smart enough to routinely bring things he actually wants and intends to eat. He usually ends up sitting back and watching everyone else slowly destroy themselves as he wins ChristmasCast through attrition.
War Cry: "RON PAUL", "YATTA!"
Garrett Hunter (DJ Disc Jockey, Froot Snax)
Garrett is a wildcard who usually brings things that end up in other people's food, or things that present a danger to his health if he consumes too much of. He is usually the one to escalate the Cast into a peristaltic chain reaction.
War Cry: "Blue Cheese Baby", "This Is A Prank Call"
Kevin Bushong (#Thick)
Kevin brings things that might not even be food. He guarantees that everyone is barfing by the end of the ChristmasCast. God Bless Kevin.
War Cry: "...You gonna eat that?"
Frank Howley (Juggalo Ryda)
Christmas King 2015 reigning champion, Frank is known for his ongoing Dead or Alive 3 Sex Strike and for his own brand of Christmas mischief.
War Cry: "FUCK NASA"
Eric Baudour (The Heel)
The resident podcast operator, will Eric be the one to bring home the Christmas King 2016 championship title?
War Cry: "WE DID IT"
(King Lord) Bryan Abou Chacra (Your Favorite Abou Chacra)
Bryan is also known for bringing huge amounts of food. Will he find a way to outdo the year wherein he brought and consumed a dangerous amount of honey?
War Cry: "...BAAAAAH! GET YOKED!"
CHRISTMASCAST HISTORY
2006 (Highlights)
- Gallon of Milk - Rocco
- Gallon of Egg Nog - Guest (Jessica)
2007
- Jar of Mayonnaise - Rocco
- Bottle of Ranch Dressing - Krista (Shawn's Sister)
2008 (Highlights)
- Tub of Butter - Rocco
- Jars of Frosting - Derrick
- Sutter Home Wine - Shawn
- Tubs of Cool Whip - Garrett
- Marshmallow Fluff - Eric
- Bottles of Syrup - Guest (Casey)
2009
- Birthday Cake - Rocco
- Three Pizzas - Derrick
- Strawberry Jam - Shawn
- Tub of Pickles - Garrett
- Tub of Ice Cream - Eric
- Bottle of Mustard - Kevin
2010 (Highlights)
- Platter of Shrimp - Rocco
- Milk Russian Roulette - Shawn
- 10 Cheesy Potato Burritos - Derrick
- Tuna Salad - Garrett
- Sushi - Eric
- Jar of Sauerkraut - Kevin
2011 (Highlights)
- Cottage Cheese - Rocco
- Cookie Tray - Derrick
- Unprepared Salad Ingredients - Shawn
- 3 Jars of Stuffed Olives - Garrett
- 6 Feet of Subway Sandwiches - Bryan
- Chili Cheese Dogs with Go-Gurt - Frank
- Pigs Feet - Kevin
2012 (Highlights)
- An Entire Ham - Rocco
- 120 Bagel Bites - Derrick
- 2 Jars of Honey - Bryan
- Jars of Marinara - Garrett
- Baby Food - Shawn
- Clam Juice - Kevin
2013 (Highlights)
- 50 Hardboiled Eggs - Rocco
- Bags of Chips Rubbed with Dirty Dollar Bills - Shawn
- 26 Donuts - Derrick
- Vienna Sausages - Garrett
- 20 Cans of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup - Bryan
- Gefilte Fish - Kevin
2014
- 10 Pounds of Mashed Potatoes - Rocco
- Two racks of ribs - Derrick
- 30 Bowls worth of Oatmeal - Shawn
- Marmite & Vegemite - Garrett
- Whole Jug of Kimchi - Frank
- Century Eggs (Preserved/Black Duck Eggs) - Kevin
2015
- Seven Pounds of Ketchup - Rocco
- One Soft Taco With Beard Trimmings - Shawn
- Giant Rice Krispie Orange Chicken Sandwich - Derrick
- 2 Dozen Uncooked Hot Dogs - Garrett
- Fermented Silkworms - Kevin
- Whole Fruits (including skin/rinds) - Bryan
- Dried Grasshopper & Cricket Kebabs, Scorpions - Mariel (Skullgirls lead artist)
2016
- Free Fuze Iced Tea (LifeStraw "water") - Rocco
- Deep fried fish - Garrett
- The Sacred 4 Pound Tub of GrapeVines - Derrick
- Wheel of Mixed Drinks with Cereal - Shawn
- Raw Beef - Bryan
- Surströmming (Fermented Herring)
- Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula - Frank
- Gelatinized Spaghetti-O's and Lime Jell-O with Tuna - Mariel
- Balut, Ginger-spam house, Blood pudding - Guests
- Pork Brains - Various
Live Podcast Link
