freenudemacusers
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MEGATON: Larger penis men might have more penile anxiety
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fluffydelusions
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Every thread about penis size seems to do quite well here
I only come into these threads anymore to watch men tell other men how women "really" feel.
Oh man you actually believe this shit don't you
ThankYouDaletech
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Why do you think women have so much fun birthing? Hmmmm?
It's like the Republican convention.
They are growers that's for sure.
freenudemacusers
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at some point you'd think all these guys would realize that it doesn't matter what women feel.
andthebeatgoeson
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Not me. Once I convinced a girl to bang me by dropping trou, I never had an anxiety problem.
The term "jelq" is foreign to me.
Think of it like a fedora for your ego.
if http://howlongismyschlong.com is to believed my confidence just rose
ViewtifulJC
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I'm inclined to believe it, wonder why aussies aren't all that impressive when they derived from UK/Europe ...
Count Dookkake
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Jelqing is for dingdongs.
freenudemacusers
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Yeah but now you need medication for your anxiety.
I already take some - here i come world!
freenudemacusers
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Is this what evolution looks like
Devolution
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Learn to shag before you brag.
will do devo
Even bigger jump from 5.5 - 6".
Not that those are measurements or anything (I'm much bigger, obviously).
shanshan310
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So there's only 8cm difference between the lowest average and the highest average? hahahaha, that's so minimal who even cares?
Either different methods of testing or the fact that we also have high levels of immigration from Asia?
Either different methods of testing or the fact that we also have high levels of immigration from Asia?
BigEvilTurtle
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My penis is so beautiful.
well there's a pretty big difference between 4 inch and 7 inch
I can't believe those stats are real either. They just seem too low.
Dark Stalkers
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most likely the latter plus a sizable amount of blacks in the uk
ThankYouDaletech
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more like size able
shanshan310
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smh, the insecurity is oozing.
My partner isn't 7 inches, and he can't even get it in the whole way without hitting my cervix incredibly painfully. As long as you aren't hurting me and I can still feel you in there, I couldn't care less about measurements.
AdventureRacing
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Actually 8cm seems like a pretty big difference really, especially on the smaller end of the scale.
Alcotholic
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My penis is a penis. Oh wow.
See, this is why being big can be a curse more than anything. With some girls, it can be a confidence boost. With others, it's a hindrance. I've been with both and with the latter, it can make sex kind of boring (I've had girls say no to doggie and cowgirl because it was too uncomfortable). Yeah, you can try to go really easy and not go in all the way, but that's certainly not as enjoyable when you feel like you need to control yourself all the time.
I wouldn't say it's made me self conscious or anything, but it definitely adds some anxiety to the mix. Sometimes I feel that it might just make me physically incompatible with someone.
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Fornaximus
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I've got a small dick. 4 inches hard. 4.5 on a good day. Average girth. You have to own it, or you'll drive yourself crazy with insecurity.
How bad is it when the cervix is hit?
shanshan310
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dragonelite
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Pretty bad. It's kind of hard to describe, maybe if you stick your finger in your nose and jab the inside wall really hard? It's kind of mood ruining
That does not sound good at all =/
Women in general are different though correct? Does the length vary with height, or is it random?
Sounds like you need to jelq your vaginal canal.
blame space
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shanshan310
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It should also be worth mentioning that anal becomes quite complicated or out of the question if your have a large cock so just be happy with what you got.
All of those guys that jelq are super insecure and don't seem to give a fuck about what women want. 6+ inch girth? Awesome! It's like they find more pleasure from showing other dudes their dick pics than fucking.
Omegasquash
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I would imagine it's all about the right fit and ability vs. just rolling with the incredible hulk in your pants.
Then again, I've not had loads of partners. My wife, who has had more partners than me, flat out said to me that I've got the biggest jimmy-jam she's ever had, but that's not what she likes about sex with me. She likes that I can get her off without having to go down/use toys with her. Obviously this isn't what all women want, prefer or whatever, I can only repeat what I've been told, but if you're in a place where you can talk to the woman you're with comfortably, just ask her and she'll tell you what she thinks. Knowing what she thinks will help you perform better, assuage any anxiety you may have, and lead to a better sex life.
Also dudes...if you want to feel better about your schlong, lose some weight (for those that can). It'll look bigger when you see yourself in the mirror. Just sayin'.
But god damn, that doesn't sound like a good time at all. Stretch with pressure down there...I've witnessed one of my children born vaginally and I've seen what "stretch with pressure" is like. Heebie Jeebies.
Then again, I've not had loads of partners. My wife, who has had more partners than me, flat out said to me that I've got the biggest jimmy-jam she's ever had, but that's not what she likes about sex with me. She likes that I can get her off without having to go down/use toys with her. Obviously this isn't what all women want, prefer or whatever, I can only repeat what I've been told, but if you're in a place where you can talk to the woman you're with comfortably, just ask her and she'll tell you what she thinks. Knowing what she thinks will help you perform better, assuage any anxiety you may have, and lead to a better sex life.
Also dudes...if you want to feel better about your schlong, lose some weight (for those that can). It'll look bigger when you see yourself in the mirror. Just sayin'.
But god damn, that doesn't sound like a good time at all. Stretch with pressure down there...I've witnessed one of my children born vaginally and I've seen what "stretch with pressure" is like. Heebie Jeebies.
BladeoftheImmortal
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I actually have a welt on the tip of my penis because my ex girlfriend because one time we fucked so hard that her cervix bruised my guy. I couldn't have sex with her for two months without excruciating pain on entry unless we used lube. And then I'd almost cry from the pain.
I still have a small red bump on my tip to this day, it just hurts less now.
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