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MEGATON: Larger penis men might have more penile anxiety

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Sorian

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commedieu said:
This is because you have a large penis. The girls are talking numbers, and your lady doesn't have one to bring to the table.
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Good, I hope this is the case because then it forces my lady to use awkward hand gestures to dole out appropriate measurement and that sounds hilarious
or she is taking the rude and lazy route and just telling everyone I have a half inch pecker
 
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freenudemacusers

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NoLoveForFailWheelDrive said:
This thread sure is making a lot of people anxious.
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lol

anxious?


what do I have to be anxious about?



??




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Messofanego

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Batman said:
sex is disgusting anyway, why people do it is a mystery.
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That's not what you said to Talia when you had an illegitimate child with her! Bruce Wayne, you manwhore!

Mt Heart Attack said:
How do you even measure it. I mean you're supposed to start from the bone or from where it parts from your skin?

According to this

http://measurepenis.weebly.com/

you actually have to push the ruler into your fat tissue? In that case I don't know how it's even possible than the average penis size is 5 inches like people say here? Seems way too low.
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Here's what they actually did:

Then, using a disposable tape measure, each participant had three parameters measured: circumference (girth) of the penile mid shaft; length from suprapubic skin to distal glans (skin-to-tip); and pubis to distal glans (bone-to-tip). The three measurements were recorded in the stretched flaccid state, grasping the glans and exerting a stretching force until the patient felt mild discomfort to obtain maximum stretch.

After the flaccid measurements were taken, each participant was offered the choice of watching pornography on a laptop provided. Watching pornography was either accepted and chosen privately and anonymously, or declined. At this point the urologist left the room. Participants pressed a digital bell to alert the urologist when they were erect and ready to repeat the measurements. Three men required an intracavernous injection of 10 μg of prostaglandin E1 in order to sustain an erection.
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Injecting straight to the penis, there must be some really terrible porn at that hospital.
 
Trojita

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Messofanego said:
That's not what you said to Talia when you had an illegitimate child with her! Bruce Wayne, you manwhore!



Here's what they actually did:

The three measurements were recorded in the stretched flaccid state, grasping the glans and exerting a stretching force until the patient felt mild discomfort to obtain maximum stretch.
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Injecting straight to the penis, there must be some really terrible porn at that hospital.
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That's a weird way to check the flaccid state.
 
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MightyHealthy

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It's a gift and a curse...you get into the swing of things, and next thing you know, your gf is looking at you like you have given her an immeasurable amount of pain.
 
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ColonelColon

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Secret_Riddle said:
If the average nub is 5 to 6 inches (and 4 to 5 in circumference), and the average female is around 4 inches deep, then I'd more or less conclude that the desire for a bigger penis has more to do with the psychological elements.
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The average vagina is much deeper than that. Maybe 4 inches is the average unaroused depth.
 
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TheKaeptain

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ColonelColon said:
Yeah...
Any woman who could easily take 8 inches into her body is lying if she says she prefers 4-6 inches.
Also, I'm convinced that even 7 inches is too small. I think most guys are SOL when it comes to penis size.
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Nah, I know a couple of pornstars that fucking hate giant dicks. They just get paid more to do them so they do it.
 
Coloress_Kafka

Coloress_Kafka

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I genuinely get upset when only 5 people like my dick vids on Vine. Then I go look through my followers feed and see they like dicks way uglier and smaller than mine.
 
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criesofthepast

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I always thought my dick was average sized and never really measured it. I never had any complaints from girlfriends but girlfriends are nice and sweet and even if I had a small dick they'd always say it was awesome and the biggest they've ever seen - bless their hearts.

BUT recently I measured it and I'm not one to throw around numbers or anything but it was kind of cool to find out I have a big dick and all this time I have been swaggin' like an average sized dick mother fucker when I should have rolling like a G floppin' my big dick all over the place.
 
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Skeyser

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Darklord said:
The American average is 4.6 - 5.3 inches. So if this study is somewhat true, 85% are satisfied by a 5 inch nub. Maybe you need to work on your skills and not just reply on the bat to make all the swings?
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I'm about 5 inch flaccid and it looks so freaking short, I'm having a hard time believing that's the erect average. Did they include children?
 
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hawkshockey11

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criesofthepast said:
I always thought my dick was average sized and never really measured it. I never had any complaints from girlfriends but girlfriends are nice and sweet and even if I had a small dick they'd always say it was awesome and the biggest they've ever seen - bless their hearts.

BUT recently I measured it and I'm not one to throw around numbers or anything but it was kind of cool to find out I have a big dick and all this time I have been swaggin' like an average sized dick mother fucker when I should have rolling like a G floppin' my big dick all over the place.
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Porn will do this. Don't get too high on yourself though. Most people rank above average. The average is brought down by small penises more than it is raised by big ones. You probably are still average :/
 
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