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[BladeoftheImmortal]

All my good stories always end up on the bottom.

Oh, you mean going deep enough to feel the cervix? I do this on a regular basis with the gf and she loves it. Some females find it extremely painful though so YMMV. Honestly though, if you are insecure about your winky size, learn to use your tongue and hands to get her off. She won't care after she's got her first nut.

I actually have a welt on the tip of my penis because my ex girlfriend because one time we fucked so hard that her cervix bruised my guy. I couldn't have sex with her for two months without excruciating pain on entry unless we used lube. And then I'd almost cry from the pain.

I still have a small red bump on my tip to this day, it just hurts less now.

 

[Casanova]

So women look for guys who are anxious?

Looks like I'm IN.

 

[GreatestHits]

Laughing my ass off at this thread. Thanks GAF. Oh and my schwang is 13 inches. Add me to the databse

 

[IceCold]

All my good stories always end up on the bottom.

At least the bump makes your dick bigger.

 

[sweetvar26]

I actually have a welt on the tip of my penis because my ex girlfriend because one time we fucked so hard that her cervix bruised my guy. I couldn't have sex with her for two months without excruciating pain on entry unless we used lube. And then I'd almost cry from the pain.

I still have a small red bump on my tip to this day, it just hurts less now.

Holy shit!

 

[blame space]

All my good stories always end up on the bottom.

this.. this is not a good story.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

but it's a true story, and those are the best.

 

[Wynnebeck]

All my good stories always end up on the bottom.

Wait what? I've never heard of a dick being bruised from a cervix and you said that the mark is still there? I would go get that checked to be on the safe side.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Wait what? I've never heard of a dick being bruised from a cervix and you said that the mark is still there? I would go get that checked to be on the safe side.

I have, that's what the doc told me. they said it could be surgically removed, or i could just use cortizone 10 to reduce the swelling and redness. so i still use that now. lol

 

[Brian Griffin]

Yeah...
Any woman who could easily take 8 inches into her body is lying if she says she prefers 4-6 inches.
Also, I'm convinced that even 7 inches is too small. I think most guys are SOL when it comes to penis size.

If you are being sarcastic, then hehehe.

If you are serious, then LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL.

the guy broke his penis jelqing cut him some slack

Oh snap. I either missed that or forgot about it. Sorry to hear that dude. Your extreme confidence in your statements of female preference is still funny though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

the guy broke his penis jelqing cut him some slack

 

[WARCOCK]

I'm a decent size and i keep obsessing about forever being inferior to BBC. Even with my future planned surgeries.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

The way some of you talk as if women are more satisfied the deeper you go into them exposes an amazing ignorance toward how bodies work.

If depth of penetration were important, they wouldn't rub themselves to masturbate. They'd be jamming fucking spray paint cans in.

 

[Elwood Blues]

I guess what they say is true; with great power cums great responsibility.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

the guy broke his penis jelqing cut him some slack

He broke his dick. Now we're breaking his balls.

 

[antitrop]

I'm in the 70% that loves my penis. I have a pretty good looking cock, I think.

 

[Lost Fragment]

A little over 8 inches here. It's both a blessing and a curse. Sometimes I feel like it would be better if it was an inch or so shorter.

 

[Cooter]

The way some of you talk as if women are more satisfied the deeper you go into them exposes an amazing ignorance toward how bodies work.

If depth of penetration were important, they wouldn't rub themselves to masturbate. They'd be jamming fucking spray paint cans in.

Every woman is different. Some do get off more from deep penetration. There is no universal book that outlines what every woman enjoys.

 

[Sorian]

I'm in the 70% that loves my penis. I have a pretty good looking cock, I think.

Post it up.

Actually, idea time. I think we should all have pictures of our cocks as our avatars for november because reasons.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Every woman is different. Some do get off more from deep penetration. There is no universal book that outlines what every woman enjoys.

I totally agree. I just mean that the obsessive focus on length over the dozens of other things that contribute to satisfaction is bizarre. Some things we actually can improve and fix, and they're probably way more likely to impress and please a partner than feeling bad about your own dick.

 

[antitrop]

Post it up.

Actually, idea time. I think we should all have pictures of our cocks as our avatars for november because reasons.

Real-Prick November?

 

[Sorian]

I totally agree. I just mean that the obsessive focus on length over the dozens of other things that contribute to satisfaction is bizarre. Some things we actually can improve and fix, and they're probably way more likely to impress and please a partner than feeling bad about your own dick.

Sometimes a woman just wants Liu Kang to bake her pie.

Real-Prick November?

Gold! Get the admins on the line, we have something here.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Real-Prick November?

just so everyone knows ahead of time, while I may look white, my penis is actually huge and black. just want to halt any suspicion at the outset.

 

[jerry1594]

Lol so what. They still have larger penises.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

If you don't have a monster porn dick your girl is talking all sorts of mess about you to her friends.