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[Ragelink26]

Jesus 2: The Rezarektion. Book it.

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

Passion 2: The Golden Tablets



For a twist there.

 

[kutthoat5150]

The Passion 2 Hell and back
Confess or Die

 

[Mahonay]

The Passion 2: Live Free or Die Tryin'

 

[Alcoremortis]

I don't know how much story there is in the resurrection. I mean, Jesus comes back, does a victory tour, and then leaves.

You could probably fit the whole thing into a post-credits scene for the original Passion movie and then fade to a "Jesus will Return", Marvel style.

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

At least this will be good unlike God's not dead 3 or whatever.

 

["God's Beard!"]

The 2assion: Glory Never Sleeps

 

[andythinkpad]

It opens with this?

I hope Jesus has a list on his notepad.

 

[Link Man]

Graphic hand-hole penetration.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Jesus saves the day

 

[Ahasverus]

Trilogy with the Apocalypse being the last please.

 

[spoonztt]

If this has the Harrowing of Hell, I'll take it.

 

[Djapri]

The Passion of The Christ Reloaded.
and close it with The Passion of The Christ Revolutions

 

[Strangelove77]

I'm not a religious person, but I thought the first one had some pretty cool moments. I don't remember much, but I remember not hating it.

 

[UltraGunner]

"This time... it's personal"

 

[Timedog]

I would totally watch this if LL Cool J played Jesus. I would totally watch it if that were the case.

 

[kewlmyc]

Passion of the Christ 2: Revenge of Christ

 

[Altazor]

Trilogy with the Apocalypse being the last please.

and it has to be literal (or at least close to it), none of this Left Behind bullshit.

Give me those seven seals and horned beasts and babylon whore and lake of fire.

 

[Deleted member 325805]

Jesus had ankh.

 

[antonz]

I'm not a religious person, but I thought the first one had some pretty cool moments. I don't remember much, but I remember not hating it.

It really was for the most part a by the numbers movie. Nothing really offensive or anything. People always take issue with the violence but hey scourging etc. was not a walk in the park and the movie made no effort to hide the brutality.

 

[FeenixRising]

I mean, there is a lot to cover from Jesus' resurrection and on so.... Might as well go for it.

 

[funkystudent]

Passion 2: Good Friday just turned Bad

 

[QuantumZebra]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mel-gibson-planning-passion-christ-901299?facebook_20160609

mrw when reading the thread title

shits better than Titanic 2

 

[Kid Ska]

"You ever use one of these?"
"You ever use one of theeeese?"

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

The early Christianity film that needs his talent is one about lions and tigers mauling martyrs in the coliseum. Now that would be a tense movie from beginning to end.

 

[Fusebox]

This time it's parsonal.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Never bothered to watch the first one and probably never will... but I am strangely interested in a sequel.

 

[malfcn]

Ugh, why does it need a sequel? He died in the first one. What a stupid idea.

That's what they wanted you to think.

 

[Jacob]

Jokes aside, if this film depicted the Harrowing of Hell, that would be all sorts of badass. Jesus just putting down demons with a single hand while tearing open Hell's gates to rescue the souls inside.

This is what I was thinking. Seems like it has a lot more potential than a film just about the Resurrection.

 

[OmegaFax]

Mel Gibson's Bible Cinematic Universe better go somewhere.

 

[nasax]

I hope he uses the famous verse: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Extra Sauce]

I'm here to kick ass and turn water into wine... and I'm all out of water.

 

[captainnapalm]

Christ and Christerer.

Considering how much the first movie made, which dealt with all the violent parts, the sequel dealing with all the good comeback parts is going to do insanely well. It's like Return of the King meets Return of the Jedi.

 

[NateDrake]

Passion of the Christ: God's Not Dead starring Dean Cain as Dean Cain.

 

[.JayZii]

Presumably with lots of flashbacks so we can still get all of our violence, yes?

Or will Jesus literally be beating the shit out of demons in Hell?

 

[jett]

Jesus 2: The Search for More Money

I just don't see the point of this.

 

[andrerobot]

Jesus Rising (イエスはライジン&#12464

 

[Red]

No second coming jokes?

 

[geomon]

Only with more Jesus.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

lol, zero interest, and the first was trash.

 

[Mobius 1]

Only with more Jesus.

That should be the India's leader screen for Civilization 6.

"Diplomacy time motherfucker!"

 

[Hidden One]

2Passion2Christ

LOL

 

[Einhander]

The sequel I've been waiting for my entire life.

 

[Taco_Human]

Taking a hint from Family Guy? Passion of the Christ 2, Crucify This!

 

[Community Forum]

Episode II

JESUS CHRIST

 

[BoosterDuck]

Family Guy already did the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U

"Let he who is without sin, kick the First Ass"

 

[Akahige]

Well that is one way for Mel to win back the hearts of the American public. Make another fucking jesus film.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

"Make Christianity great again."

 

[impirius]

Christ Rising: Salvengeance

 

[Toa TAK]

Ugh, why does it need a sequel? He died in the first one. What a stupid idea.

I missed this earlier, but bruh:

it literally ends on a sequel hook.