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[888]

Wait... What? Passion 2: 2 cool 2 jew?

This is as bad as Titanic 2.

 

[brickarts295]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

Obligatory

How in the hell did I knew what it was going to be before I clicked it XD

 

[Xe4]

Better make it a trilogy by now

Passion of the Christ
Revenge of the Christ
Return of the Christ

 

[RustyNails]

The Dark Christ Rises

 

[Ether_Snake]

It should be a crime drama, something like 12 Angry Men.

Jesus comes back and different people recount their version of the events which preceded and we have to wonder if he really resurrected or if it was his twin brother on the cross.

 

[BlackGoku03]

Too blessed too furious.

 

[Corporal Hicks]

LOL What are you doing Mel Gibson

 

[SoulUnison]

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...for the second time."

 

[Death Metalist]

I'm in. Passion of the Christ is a fantastic film. Going from that to Apocalypto is some next level shit.

 

[ironcreed]

I just want him to finish 'Berserker', his Viking project.

 

[Amalthea]

Passion 2: Crux Control

 

[Kastrioti]

Say what you want about Mel Gibson but the son of a bitch knows story structure.

 

[tearsofash]

space jesus

 

[TheStruggler]

 

[jayu26]

Of all the God damn movies I want you to direct Mel, you decide to make this God damn movie.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

hmm you never know, hopefully it's a reboot


Passion of the Christ: The Faith Awakens

 

[Orbis Tabula]

That's what they wanted you to think.

I missed this earlier, but bruh:

it literally ends on a sequel hook.

Shit. I haven't read it in a while. Was the sequel of the book good? How did he come back?

 

[grandjedi6]

How? Does Mel know something we don't? If so, I know a guy in the Vatican who would love to know the details.

 

[Starfield]

Passion 2: Pray Harder

 

[Opto]

I can't believe Mel Gibson got the rights to Steel Ball Run

 

[munchie64]

Since exploitation sequels always try to step things up, I wonder how gory it will be.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Episode 2: The Phantom Resurrection.

 

[pirata]

Passion 2: Bloody Knight Rises

Passion 3: Paul and the Apostles Go to Jail

Passion 4: Nice Fever Dreams, World Up In Smoke

Passion 5: Christians Rape, Conquer and Enslave the World for Jesus



Couldn't think of a movie quote for that last one.

 

[MulderYuffie]

please no

 

[Monocle]

Can't wait for Double Barreled Passion: Christ Harder.

 

[Hale-XF11]

Jesus is back...and he's pissed off.

 

[SMG]

72 hours of a bolder.

 

[crackhead_bob]

Good Friday the 13th.

 

[SalvaPot]

This time...

Jesus is SLIGHTLY ANNOYED.

 

[akira28]

wonder how far into apocrypha we'll get. mel's supposedly devout so I doubt we'll get those particular post crucifixion stories, unless he's going to go hard core into special effects.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

He was chilling for 40 days after his resurrection before going to outer space and the bible barely touches on what happened in those 40 days so there is lots of room to be creative.

 

[Mr Waluigi]

This time...

Jesus is SLIGHTLY ANNOYED.

Hide your fig trees.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Only if it has scenes from when Jesus goes to hell.

Anyway, if Jim Caviezel didn't die filming the last one (because holy shit, something didn't want it to be filmed), he's certainly not surviving this one. Hope that one stays as a joke, really like Jim.

 

[triplestation]

Rise of the passion of the Christ

 

[SL128]

A sequel? Great, now they're spoiling that he survives in the first one.

 

[Shiggy]

A sequel? Great, now they're spoiling that... .

Dude, use the spoiler tag for that...

 

[DeathyBoy]

This film needs to show how far the world has fallen in three days, and have one of the Apostles refusing to believe Jesus is dead and working in secret on a way to bring him back. Throw in Mary Magdalene being suspicious of Judas, Jesus in Heaven begging to go back and being told to 'sit Jesus, sit', and then have Jesus go back with full on 'I AM YOUR NEW GOD' superpowers before learning to be humble...

Also he can't just walk out of the cave, there needs to be an almighty explosion, and then show Jesus walking through the fire with his wounds healing before our very eyes.

Then go full strength crazy and have Jesus go out of control, and God realises the only way to stop Jesus from cleansing the Earth is to form an alliance with Lucifer... his wayward son. So the film ends with Jesus and Lucifer razing about to raze the Earth until Mary shows up on a camel singing 'Three Wise Men They Travel Afar' and tell Jesus she loves him to the end of time... while I don't know, fucking Peter throws a bottle full of flaming dog shit at Lucifer.

1 BILLION GUARANTEED.

 

[Yager]

Starring Henry Cavill. Wait a second...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I love a good fantasy movie.
The first one was good, too.

 

[Compsiox]

It should be a crime drama, something like 12 Angry Men.

Jesus comes back and different people recount their version of the events which preceded and we have to wonder if he really resurrected or if it was his twin brother on the cross.

This actually isn't an awful idea but people would go berserk.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

It should be a crime drama, something like 12 Angry Men.

Jesus comes back and different people recount their version of the events which preceded and we have to wonder if he really resurrected or if it was his twin brother on the cross.

I can't believe this film doesn't exist already.

 

[Mistah]

Guess who's back ! : Oh My GOD

 

[Symphonia]

2 Christ 2 Furious

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

He was chilling for 40 days after his resurrection before going to outer space and the bible barely touches on what happened in those 40 days so there is lots of room to be creative.

He should go to Asgard and meet up with time-travelling Bruce Banner.

 

[whitemex88]

oh come on, i need to know what happened to all the Mayans when the Spanish looking guys showed up

 

[triplestation]

Dawn of the passion of the Christ

 

[Nere]

Bad idea that will only create controversy, you can't make a sequel to that movie it is a really bad idea. Why not make a sequel to Apocalypto or a movie similar to Braveheart?

 

[Alx]

Did the "Passion..." end at the crucifixion ? A movie that takes place during the three days that follow would actually be interesting. People close to Jesus talking about him, remembering past events, discussing the future of their faith etc.
Not sure that's what Gibson has in mind since he seems to be all about pure religious thingies, but there's potential.

 

[Joco]

Get Tarantino and make a Jesus revenge movie. Similar to the Djesus Uncrossed SNL short.

 

[Verano]

might as well have Jesus in bondage or gimp suit getting spanked non-stop for 2 hours while he's drenched in red wine as jews mosh pit around him. to jewish music..