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[Pristine_Condition]

Dana made his bed and now he has to lie in it. Have fun watching Jessamyn Duke spend 3 minutes figuring out how to apply a RNC and struggling to get 250k buys on your "stacked" cards, you fat fuck.

this sport

At least Duke didn't have 22+ minutes of riding time without even attempting a submission like GSP/Hardy.

Edit: Beaten.

 

[Sato Koiji]

March 15th DALLAS TEXAS

Robbie Lawler VS. Johnny Hendricks for the vacant welterweight title!

Source. Live conference call!

OMG!!! ROBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vio-Lence]

Ruthless 1 vs Big Rig

Uncle Dana is now a captain on a sinking ship. Who's gonna draw for you know playboy? Brock ain't coming back thru those doors.

 

[Sato Koiji]

Robbie has drawing power...come on...If he can KO some guys in a row people will love him even more.

Jones, Silva and Pettis are the only ones left although Pettis is unproven....but I think people like him...

Edit: Forgot Ronda although there were some matchups that supported that 450k buyrate!

 

[AstroZombie]

Robert Lawler fighting for the WW title in 2013. Wow.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Robbie has drawing power...

LOL

 

[Chamber]

lol

Lawler vs Hendricks? Yeah, that's gonna put asses in the seats.

 

[Sato Koiji]

Its a good matchup. They need a gunfight in the WW div now!

 

[slightconfuse]

UFC deadly game tourney!

 

[industrian]

UFC 171 looks epic now.

 

[Dysun]

Good scrap

Finally a solid co-main for Jones, its been awhile

 

[polyh3dron]

Just woke up to the GSP news.. Didn't seriously think this would happen, I thought Dana and GSP were going to announce a new Round 5 GSP figure or some stupid shit like Dana always does. But now that it's for real:

 

[Dysun]

The level of apathy for GSP's retirement is well deserved

 

[Chamber]

The level of apathy for GSP's retirement is well deserved

I can meltdown for all of us. Not a big deal.

 

[Heel]

Dana should just publicly announce that if GSP ever comes back, he'll be fighting Johny Hendricks. Title or no title. A great way to ensure GSP never comes back to MMA.

 

[GungHo]

lol

Lawler vs Hendricks? Yeah, that's gonna put asses in the seats.

Whatever happened to this guy?

 

[Host Samurai]

Lawler vs Lombard would be epic

 

[Heel]

Nick vs. Robbie II would be epic. Work the phone, Joe. We need an injury.

 

[alr1ght]

agahhha GSP

Tell Me a Lie, Georges. Tell Me a lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYMnf9y6_XY

 

[Vio-Lence]

Nick vs. Robbie II would be epic. Work the phone, Joe. We need an injury.

Would be potentially the best 1 round fight since Diaz Daley. Diaz by KO.

 

[bloodydrake]

Just woke up to the GSP news.. Didn't seriously think this would happen, I thought Dana and GSP were going to announce a new Round 5 GSP figure or some stupid shit like Dana always does. But now that it's for real:

god damn perfect

 

[ShaneB]

Awesome news.

 

[alr1ght]

invite this man

The difference between the hyped-up GSP I heard so much about and the actual guy I finally saw fighting in the octagon... eye-opening disappointment. He's literally the exact type of fighter Dana constantly claims to hate, but he's mysteriously a big draw and so UFC makes an exemption and rewrites the narrative: he's a legend!

Boring fighter, no heart, got his ass kicked and knows it. Good riddance.



Guy on the left "won."

Probably a Canadian who saw the light.

 

[polyh3dron]

Good scrap

Finally a solid co-main for Jones, its been awhile

HA.

Jones/Teixeira has been moved to be the main event of 172. Bigg Rigg/Ruthless 1 is the main event for 171.

 

[alr1ght]

Please tell me there is video of Dana. Please!

 

[Heel]

Jones/Teixeira has been moved to be the main event of 172. Bigg Rigg/Ruthless 1 is the main event for 171.

I knew Dana was thrown off by the Jones/Teixeira questions lol. It sounded like he didn't even know they were on that card.

 

[polyh3dron]

Please tell me there is video of Dana. Please!

There's audio.

 

[Dysun]

Fucking Zuffa, combine 171 and 172 and you have a great lineup

 

[polyh3dron]

Fucking Zuffa, combine 171 and 172 and you have a great lineup

lol soon you'll be paying to watch the FS1 undercard fighters

they're about to spread this shit so goddamn thin. they don't want to let any other regional orgs pop up it seems

 

[Dysun]

Paying to watch cards like Mighty Mouse vs Joe B 2, which I haven't seen anybody talk about here even though it's on for free tomorrow

 

[Sato Koiji]

Mighty Mouse ud

 

[polyh3dron]

Mighty Mouse ud

Their first fight was pre-Bang.

I wouldn't do that bet if I were you.

 

[Heel]

Sam "Hands of Foam" Stout at -250 against Cody McKenzie seems like free money to me.

 

[Sato Koiji]

Sam "Hands of Foam" Stout at -250 against Cody McKenzie seems like free money to me.

THAT and Chad Mendes...unload the fucking truck!

 

[polyh3dron]

My parlays

 

[alr1ght]

The quitter got beat by Alex the Mauler for the UFC game cover

http://se.ufc.com/news/jones-gustafsson-ea-sports-ufc-cover-vote

 

[Heel]

My parlays

Don't disrespect Edson like that, breh.

 

[polyh3dron]

The quitter got beat by Alex the Mauler for the UFC game cover

http://se.ufc.com/news/jones-gustafsson-ea-sports-ufc-cover-vote

God dammit.

EDIT: Oh wait I was reading it the other way around. FUCK YES

 

[muddream]

God damnit, you fuckers got me into MMA betting again: Stoud/Mendes parlay plus a lil bit on Mayday McDonald and Mighty Mouzzz..

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

I'd say people in the Boogie threads use the word "guy" more times than ever has been recorded in history.

In six pages "guy" was used 128 times. Includes quotes but whatever.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=733900

 

[AstroZombie]

Sam "Hands of Foam" Stout at -250 against Cody McKenzie seems like free money to me.

How the hell is stout still in the ultimate?

 

[alr1ght]

In six pages "guy" was used 128 times. Includes quotes but whatever.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=733900

Speaking of, how is our old friend boogie taking the news of his hero hangin em up?

 

[Heel]

Stoud/Mendes parlay

Thank you for teaching our friends how to bet a parlay without it turning into a scratcher ticket.

Congrats on your modest win. They should pay you in advance.

 

[muddream]

How the hell is stout still in the ultimate?

hahahaha

 

[Heel]

Looking at Stout's record, and he has won every other fight since 2011. He lost his last fight, brehs. The math don't lie. Bet the house.

 

[TheChits]

Bobby Green is a live dog. McDonald/Faber is gonna be so good

 

[muddream]

Sam Stout's 7+ year run is funny, but Cole Miller is by far my favorite Joe Silva survivor. We've seen that hairline go from bad to worse.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Ruthless 1 vs Big Rig

Uncle Dana is now a captain on a sinking ship. Who's gonna draw for you know playboy? Brock ain't coming back thru those doors.

Women's 115 is in The Ultimate now. All their problems are solved. Hell, I'd be surprised if by the end of the straw weight tourney on TUF if the Palestinian problem still is a deal and cancer hasn't been cured.

The Ultimate doesn't need GSP or anybody else, now that they've got Tiny and Thug.

 

[Archaix]

How the hell is stout still in the ultimate?

Stout will never get cut. He's always reliable to fill 15 minutes of a card with a solid fight. He'd have to go on a Leonard Garcia-esque 12 fight losing streak to get let go.

edit: Oh, shit. MacKenzie was the guy who got Garcia sent packing. This is important. If I can figure out how, I may have figured out how to beat Vegas. I'll keep you guys updated.

 

[Vio-Lence]

so i was browsing the bore and was looking at the GAF thread and MMA-GAF's affinity towards Ms. McKayla Maroney has gone noticed. I guess we are appalling outsiders.