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[Heel]

What she look like now? Did she get worse after her Playboy shoot?

 

[Plywood]

So brahs, what happens? Does Cormier rid us of Sugar?

He's played it safe against Mur and Nelson, I'm hoping he doesn't eek out another decision.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Damn. That's all I ever needed to see brah. Stay gold Gracie Gold.

 

[Sato Koiji]

Im on Suga how about that? Suga by U. dec.

 

[ShaneB]

Yeah, no way am I getting up at 3-4 AM to watch the full card. That'll just put me back to sleep. Nowadays, unless I'm somehow somewhat interested, I'll just check the thread to see if it any fights sound interesting. Otherwise I can't be bothered.

It'll be easier for me to keep up now since without Football consuming my Sundays, I'll be able to watch more frequently on Sunday mornings and just skim through things if I don't watch them live.

 

[Keen]

In case any of you brehs aint already watching it, you should check out True Detective on HBO. Highly recommended viewing.

Seconded! Haven't seen the latest ep, but I really liked the first three eps. Slow burn, but great. McConaughey steals the show.

 

[Dysun]

Like Chamber, my MMA watching is basically down to mains, co-mains, and that's about it really. And at least you guys get to watch it on tv in HD, I gotta watch a shitty flash stream on my phone since work doesn't carry ppv cards anymore.

I just watch names that I recognize. If someone is good enough they will bubble up to the top anyway

Watching TUF Jobber #123 vs Brazilian Favela Hoodlum #2320 wears out after awhile

 

[Gr1mLock]

He's played it safe against Mur and Nelson, I'm hoping he doesn't eek out another decision.

Is Suga's mythical handspeed has anyting to say about it Cornme yay will be dining in valhalla that evening.

 

[Plywood]

Is Suga's mythical handspeed has anyting to say about it Cornme yay will be dining in valhalla that evening.

Shad has no urgency, low t.

 

[polyh3dron]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/433074927827025922

WTF is this shit

 

[TheKaeptain]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/433074927827025922

WTF is this shit

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Heel]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/433074927827025922

WTF is this shit

Both the real Dana White and the handler who wrote this have no idea these two men are, just like the average consumer of their product.

That said, I am not your average consumer and sadly know that Derrek Lewis is a bum from AXS TV and Jack May just slept someone serious on the Tachi reserve. This is a cry for help.

 

[Chamber]

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/433074927827025922

WTF is this shit

See, this is why I'm in favor of #TeamNegative changing our name to #TeamReality.

 

[Heel]

The reality is that watching Bob Costas slowly succumb to a highly-evolved strain of Russian pink eye on national television is more interesting than mixed martials.

 

[ShaneB]

See, this is why I'm in favor of #TeamNegative changing our name to #TeamReality.

#TeamPositive accepts the "who are these guys?!", but if the fight ends quickly with a brutal KO, what does it matter what their names are?

Seriously, it's heavyweights, what else are you expecting???

 

[dream]

In many ways, it is interesting to consider the Ultimate as being analogous to televised poker.

 

[polyh3dron]

See, this is why I'm in favor of #TeamNegative changing our name to #TeamReality.

Nah, #TeamNegative shits on a good main event like Mousasi/Machida.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Its team indifferent. Get it straight.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Outlaw May just fought last week at Tachi, finished some fat bum. he's the next Tim Sylvia.

 

[Chamber]

Nah, #TeamNegative shits on a good main event like Mousasi/Machida.

It's a great main event

Spoiler

for Dancing with the Stars

 

[British Monsoon]

Lol, Sakuraba just got tapped out by Rolles Gracie on the New Japan show. Also, lucha libre Saku;

 

[Sato Koiji]

Jessica Eye tested positive for cannabinoids in UFC 166 pre-fight drug test

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/2/1...r-cannabinoids-in-ufc-166-pre-fight-drug-test

Cannabinoids are a chief component found in marijuana

Go ahead and tweet all that eye of the tiger crap while you let yourself go. I love you so much!

 

[Can Crusher]

Is Suga's mythical handspeed has anyting to say about it Cornme yay will be dining in valhalla that evening.

Sorry to break it to you, but, black fedor has faster hands than suga. Rashad gonna see mandalay.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Cormier is better than Rashad in every single way, the fight goes however he decides it. Hopefully he decides to put Bones on notice and deliver a new stanky leg but I don't expect it.

Doug I hespect the appetite for pure violence but this is a billion dollar company, the de facto monopoly in the sport, charging the same amount for ppvs, sometimes more. I get awesome games every week in every big league sport I follow yet here its unusual for big fights to deliver without something going wrong. But then again, this is that wrestling stuff still and it's got a long way to go to be a true big league sport.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Sorry to break it to you, but, black fedor has faster hands than suga. Rashad gonna see mandalay.

 

[RBH]

oh god a WWE Fox deal is a possibility?

 

[Lambda Pie]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| He drinks piss, imagine what he eats

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Elusive ratings

any more ideas?

 

[Van Owen]

Got to be quick on the draw, bro.

And again let us remember what Brittany Palmer looked like before someone convinced her that Joan Rivers was on to something:

Still has the awful fake tits.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Dreamcatching The Dragon's ZZZs

 

[FACE]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| OP feel asleep while thinking of a title

 

[slightconfuse]

Incoming. 30-27 decision

 

[TheKaeptain]

If Mousasi gets Machida on his back he will finish him.

 

[RBelong2Us]

Still has the awful fake tits.

I've noticed that they don't look as fake now, she did something.

 

[MjFrancis]

Calling those bolt-ons awful does a disservice to the truly awful work that have been done on other fun bags.

 

[Van Owen]

They looked pretty awful in Playboy, along with the same lip mark tattoo on her ass that Jenna Jameson has.

 

[ShaneB]

Doug I hespect the appetite for pure violence but this is a billion dollar company, the de facto monopoly in the sport, charging the same amount for ppvs, sometimes more. I get awesome games every week in every big league sport I follow yet here its unusual for big fights to deliver without something going wrong. But then again, this is that wrestling stuff still and it's got a long way to go to be a true big league sport.

Fair enough, and I get behind those points, I guess I'm just a bit more lenient, especially for heavyweights. The UFC often claims to be the best of the best, etc etc, but it's also hard to have any sort of development system when the general fanbase cares about nobody but those big name guys, that are getting rarer and rarer. So I don't care what the names are generally, if guys want to prove they belong, they'll hopefully put on a good show.

Etc etc etc.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I don't care what you guys say I'd still LnP Britney.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I don't care what you guys say I'd still LnP Britney.

You're Mexican. That isn't saying much.

Spoiler

I love you my Latin brother

 

[bone_and_sinew]

I don't care what you guys say I'd still LnP Britney.

LnP'd Britney is the basically the current state of the UFC.

 

[Can Crusher]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| He drinks piss, imagine what he eats

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Elusive ratings

any more ideas?

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Everything was Elusive
UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Stand and pray
UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| PED - Piss Enhancing Decision

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Fair enough, and I get behind those points, I guess I'm just a bit more lenient, especially for heavyweights. The UFC often claims to be the best of the best, etc etc, but it's also hard to have any sort of development system when the general fanbase cares about nobody but those big name guys, that are getting rarer and rarer. So I don't care what the names are generally, if guys want to prove they belong, they'll hopefully put on a good show.

Etc etc etc.

It's the UFC's job to develop that system and get fans interested in it. Semi-hardcore fans of teams know their roleplayers and other decent roleplayers throughout the league. The UFC has done such a piss poor job with their version of decent roleplayers that even hardcore fans have no idea who many of them are nowadays.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Still has the awful fake tits.

Are there any before or after pics for research purposes? Tats are awful though. She learned to be an artist from Youtube though which is pretty cool

 

[Vio-Lence]

pauly is like the guys still buying WWE pay-per-views, we are the smarks watching them on bootleg streams.

 

[Can Crusher]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| The life of Pee

 

[Next]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| He drinks piss, imagine what he eats

any more ideas?

I vote for this

 

[Chamber]

I don't care what you guys say I'd still LnP Britney.

I would too. To be honest, she wouldn't be far off from 2011 Brittney if she just put some weight back on and chilled on the collagen.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I just saw some more new pics of Brittney and oh my heck she looks like she is in a permanent state of shock.

 

[Host Samurai]

Im taking a liking to the new ring girl

 

[Maklershed]

UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Winning Til You Lose
UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| Last fight, Ilir Latifi; Next fight, title shot

And in spirit of Valentine's Day - UFC Machida vs Mousasi |OT| You Choo Choo Choose Pee?

 

[Dysun]

He was winning til he lost is pretty good