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what the hell lol

 

[Plywood]

I need Rogan telling us how much of an advantage cocaine can give us in the octagon.

 

[alr1ght]

I figured it would be meth, with him living in New Mexico and all.

 

[kirblar]

Jon Jones enter rehab (COCAINE)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-c...into-a-drug-treatment-facility-214520325.html

Should probably repost in OT as well.

I need Rogan telling us how much of an advantage cocaine can give us in the octagon.

Great at keeping the weight off!

 

[slightconfuse]

Holy shit John taking his ric flair impersonation too far

 

[Heel]

Jon Jones to heavyweight confirmed.

 

[Can Crusher]

We have found the source of his self belief.

 

[iddqd]

I need some funny photoshops to send to a couple of real Jones lovers.
Holy shit.

 

[alr1ght]

Strange that the guy who snitches on people for weed gets busted for DUI and cocaine. Imagine that.

 

[charsace]

Testing positive for cocaine doesn't actually mean he's addicted to it though.

 

[Heel]

https://vine.co/v/Opz7jgZ3B3v

They're already goin' in.

 

[FUME5]

No way, a world champion in combat sports does a bit of blow?

 

[industrian]

I wonder how long it'll take for the demands for DC to get a rematch. And for the result to be changed to a NC. And for him to be stripped of the belt. And for Machida to come back to the LHW division and beat Jones in a rematch. And for...

 

[Can Crusher]

Testing positive for cocaine doesn't actually mean he's addicted to it though.

Going into rehab doesn't even mean he does it.

 

[VoxPop]

Can't hate on the fact he loves some coco.

Moron shouldn't have touched it any time before the biggest fight of his life though. Why couldn't he just celebrate after.

 

[Dysun]

Supposedly popped around December 4th, was going to call him a moron for doing it the week of the fight when it has such a short duration in the body. Guess the random test did its job

 

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they said they did another test later that came back clean, and since the positive test was out of competition they couldnt penalize him

 

[Maklershed]

This explains why before his fight he was out talking to fans instead of warming up backstage.

 

[iddqd]

Fantastic fake Dana White quote in here:

"I am proud of Jon Jones for making the decision to enter a drug treatment facility. I’m confident that he’ll emerge from this program like the champion he truly is."

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/6...-on-jon-jones-entering-rehab-cocaine-mma-news

(drinking game for the use of "drug treatment facility")

 

[killamajig]

matthew riddle @riddletuf7
@ufc @danawhite you dumb bitches fire me for weed while you allow fighters to use hard drugs with zero consequences. #ufcistrash
1h ago

 

[Ninja Scooter]

matthew riddle @riddletuf7
@ufc @danawhite you dumb bitches fire me for weed while you allow fighters to use hard drugs with zero consequences. #ufcistrash
1h ago

Riddle had two fights overturned because he tested positive immediately after. That's a bit different. But I wouldn't expect a dumbfuck like Matthew Riddle to understand the difference.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Lmao. Oh Jon.

 

[MjFrancis]

Anyone willing to put on a tinfoil hat and say that this is why Dana White suspended out-of-competition random drug testing just a short time ago?

 

[Maklershed]

Anyone willing to put on a tinfoil hat and say that this is why Dana White suspended out-of-competition random drug testing just a short time ago?

But Jones was caught anyway. Not to mention, its a move that clearly benefits UFC financially.

 

[alr1ght]

Overeem/Big Country @ 185

chins will be cracked

 

[MjFrancis]

Overeem/Big Country @ 185

chins will be cracked

UFC 185 is a lot different than 185 lbs. I thought you meant the latter for half a moment.

 

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Overeem/Big Country @ 185

chins will be cracked

love it, overeem gonna be embarrassed again

 

[tass0]

Fucking LOL at Jon Jones

 

[iddqd]

love it, overeem gonna be embarrassed again

Yeah, its either going to be like the Mir fight if the Reem is able to keep Nelson outside
or
any other fight where Nelson throws a super sloppy overhand right and Reem goes off into dream land.

 

[Gr1mLock]

If a few years ago you would have told me kenny rodgers would send kongo and reem packing I would have called you a liar.

 

[Vio-Lence]

ufc going lenient on jones and he doesn't even draw. what a dumpster fire of an organization.

This suspension is probably because he got popped for steroids. This reeks just like all the Seattle Seahawks failed Adderall suspensions in the NFL, or Tiger Woods and David Duchovny checking into rehab for "sex" addiction. Wake up. Who goes to rehab for casual coke use?

 

[dream]

You're assuming he's really in rehab and not actually doing lines with Dana and Connor Macgregor.

 

[Vio-Lence]

You're assuming he's really in rehab and not actually doing lines with Dana and Connor Macgregor.

Exactly. Rehab stints are PR stunts to deflect from the real story, PEDs. Jackson's MMA has been a safe haven and cutting edge CHEM lab for PED users like Slippery Georges, Overeem, etc.

 

[Chamber]

The Jon Jones news just made my day.

 

[Vio-Lence]

The Jon Jones news just made my day.

what is this 1999 bro? fight club av really?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bones is probably doing coke with GSP and some aliens as we speak

 

[Chamber]

what is this 1999 bro? fight club av really?

Homie, you have a Commando avatar.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Hey all of our avatars are old as fuck.

 

[Chamber]

Hey all of our avatars are old as fuck.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Homie, you have a Commando avatar.

but I'm old, but how bout them Bulls? Look like a legit title contender with young Butler and old Gasol.

 

[Vio-Lence]

i swear to god this forum is a breeding ground and pity party for child didlers.

Went five rounds in the pocket with my chin high in the pedo thread

 

[Chamber]

but I'm old, but how bout them Bulls? Look like a legit title contender with young Butler and old Gasol.

This is their year to make it out the East. I wouldn't know what to say if it doesn't happen.

 

[Vio-Lence]

This is their year to make it out the East. I wouldn't know what to say if it doesn't happen.

I think MVP Jimmy Butler and the try hard Bulls have a few years to run the East. Cleveland doesn't have the cap flexibility to put together a team to compete. Kevin Love sucks and will be fleeing back to the Western Conference to put up empty stats on a bad Lakers team. Lebron is breaking down without the HGH.

It's time to relive the early to mid 90s glory years.

middle aged rose just have to turn it on every few games ala Tony Parker with this team.

 

[Chamber]

Never doubt a Chicago team's ability to disappoint, friend.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Never doubt a Chicago team's ability to disappoint, friend.

Best Sox in 05, Hawks in 10 and 13, BELIEVE

 

[RBelong2Us]

 

[ldcommando]

i swear to god this forum is a breeding ground and pity party for child didlers.

Went five rounds in the pocket with my chin high in the pedo thread

Just read that, it was beautiful. Wondering if the thread will be nuked from orbit like the last one.

 

[Host Samurai]

Overseem will win until he gets KOd again. It's so hard to be confident in Alistar these days.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Overseem will win until he gets KOd again.

So that's like saying it's going to be daylight until the sun goes down.
inevitable

 

[Keen]

Roy is a terrible matchup for Reem. Dana must really hate him...