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[industrian]

Another MMAGAF confessional: I've never watched Taken.

I watched Unknown a while back though. Great movie, I loved the twist.

 

[Maklershed]

I think Tak3n should be:

Tight shot on Liam Neeson holding a cell phone to his ear

"We have your wife, your daughter ..."

*cue bass drop type noise thats played during every movie preview since 2009*

"... and you"

Camera pans back on Neeson to reveal he's actually tied up with his wife and daughter next to him.

Neeson with shocked/pained look on face

"Nooooo!"

 

[SteveWD40]

I think Tak3n should be:

Tight shot on Liam Neeson holding a cell phone to his ear

"We have your wife, your daughter ..."

*cue bass drop type noise thats played during every movie preview since 2009*

"... and you"

Camera pans back on Neeson to reveal he's actually tied up with his wife and daughter next to him.

Neeson with shocked/pained look on face

"Nooooo!"

 

[FACE]

I'm not paying cash money for that considering they've probably showed us everything funny in the trailer already.

I'm going to wait for Taken 3: The Tookening.

In the end of Taken 3 it's revealed that Neeson is actually an alien.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Apollo was one of the best characters in BSG!

 

[industrian]

In the end of Taken 3 it's revealed that Neeson is actually an alien.

Now that was a great TV show.

 

[TheNatural]

Now that was a great TV show.

Alf?

 

[industrian]

Alf?

Ask Chamber.

 

[FACE]

Yesterday I rewatched the best comedy movie of the 00's.

Yarp.

 

[GungHo]

Apollo was one of the best characters in BSG!

You could cut the sexual tension between Apollo and Starbuck with a knife.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Yesterday I rewatched the best comedy movie of the 00's.

Yarp.

I wouldnt say the best but definitely good.

 

[FACE]

I wouldnt say the best but definitely good.

Which movie would you consider to be the best?

 

[Gr1mLock]

Which movie would you consider to be the best?

I havent really thought about it. There have been so few good comedy movies its tough to remember.

 

[FACE]

I havent really thought about it. There have been so few good comedy movies its tough to remember.

Agreed.

Spoiler

I was hoping you'd recommend me a good comedy.

 

[GungHo]

Agreed.

Spoiler

I was hoping you'd recommend me a good comedy.

What was your picture (imgur blocked)

 

[Maklershed]

Agreed.

Spoiler

I was hoping you'd recommend me a good comedy.

Have you seen Tucker and Dale vs Evil? Its on Netflix. Fantastic comedy that pokes fun at teen slasher movies.

What was your picture (imgur blocked)

It was a dude from Hot Fuzz


Hooray for answering questions not posed to me! Whee!

 

[FACE]

What was your picture (imgur blocked)

Trolley "boy" from Hot Fuzz.

Have you seen Tucker and Dale vs Evil? Its on Netflix. Fantastic comedy that pokes fun at teen slasher movies.

I haven't watched it, thanks for the recommendation.

 

[Maklershed]

I haven't watched it, thanks for the recommendation.

Bonus: It has the pilot dude from Firefly and the super hot chick from 30 Rock.

 

[Host Samurai]

UFC cuts this week: Charlie Brenneman, Eiji Mitsuoka, Michihiro Omigawa, Tommy Hayden, & Walel Watson


Congrats Face

One trick pony. I thought Dana liked him too.

Also Tucker & Dale vs Evil is great. Recommended

 

[TheChits]

Have you seen Tucker and Dale vs Evil? Its on Netflix. Fantastic comedy that pokes fun at teen slasher movies.

This also has my recommendation. Really funny movie

 

[Maklershed]

@MikeChiappetta: TV industry reports increasing rumors of FOX Sports 1, an all-sports network to rival ESPN. UFC programming will reportedly have a role.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Agreed.

Spoiler

I was hoping you'd recommend me a good comedy.

Im sure you've seen most of what id recommend anyway. Go through Leslie Nielsen's catalog. Dracula dead and loving it is one of my favorite movies of all time.

 

[polyh3dron]

@MikeChiappetta: TV industry reports increasing rumors of FOX Sports 1, an all-sports network to rival ESPN. UFC programming will reportedly have a role.

Fuel being re-named like Versus was I'm guessing.

 

[Maklershed]

Fuel being re-named like Versus was I'm guessing.

Whatever is, unlike Fuel .. I hope I actually get it.

 

[Heel]

Dana keeps bringing up these secret plans to flip the script on the competition and go in a whole new direction over the next few years. What do you guys think that is exactly, if anything beyond "we're in a bunch of countries now!"?

Maybe some kind of World Cup style competition? He has always said it doesn't matter which country you're from to UFC fans, so maybe not...

 

[TheKaeptain]

Gran Prix for the new 115 pound weight class.

 

[polyh3dron]

Whatever is, unlike Fuel .. I hope I actually get it.

They're most likely doing this ahead of contract renewal time with the providers to make the channel more attractive which should lead to it being available on providers not named DirecTV.

 

[GungHo]

Trolley "boy" from Hot Fuzz.



I haven't watched it, thanks for the recommendation.

Just a shotgun blast since I'm only guessing at your tastes, and cannot speak to the availability of these in your area

21 Jump Street

Hobo With a Shotgun

Horrible Bosses

Tower Heist <= overall not great, but best Eddie Murphy performance in 15 years.

Kick Ass

Zombieland

Black Dynamite <= this depends on how much you appreciate American film culture, specifically blaxploitation.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Dana keeps bringing up these secret plans to flip the script on the competition and go in a whole new direction over the next few years. What do you guys think that is exactly, if anything beyond "we're in a bunch of countries now!"?

Maybe some kind of World Cup style competition? He has always said it doesn't matter which country you're from to UFC fans, so maybe not...

Jerry beat me to it but yea. Why the fuck not hold a tournament where the winner of whatever class get a shot at the title? The quality of ultimate events has plummeted so dramatically that they need help stat.

 

[Maklershed]

Dana keeps bringing up these secret plans to flip the script on the competition and go in a whole new direction over the next few years. What do you guys think that is exactly?

Exclusive UFC related social networking content with Pinterest!

 

[AwesomeSauce]

Agreed.

Spoiler

I was hoping you'd recommend me a good comedy.

I finally saw Groundhogs Day recently and it was great, wish I'd seen it sooner.

Idk if you like Bill Murray though Pitt, and this movie isn't similar to the flicks GungHo reccomended.

 

[GungHo]

Groundhogs Day is great.

I was really just recommending recent stuff... not sure what time period was acceptable so "wrote my own query", so to speak.

And.... Jesus Christ GAF.

 

[FACE]

Just a shotgun blast since I'm only guessing at your tastes, and cannot speak to the availability of these in your area

21 Jump Street

Hobo With a Shotgun

Horrible Bosses

Tower Heist <= overall not great, but best Eddie Murphy performance in 15 years.

Kick Ass

Zombieland

Black Dynamite <= this depends on how much you appreciate American film culture, specifically blaxploitation.

I've seen Kick-Ass and Zombieland and I didn't really like them, but thanks for the recommendations.

I finally saw Groundhogs Day recently and it was great, wish I'd seen it sooner.

Idk if you like Bill Murray though Pitt, and this movie isn't similar to the flicks GungHo reccomended.

Groundhog Day is a classic man.

Edit: Dolphin Porn?!

 

[Maklershed]

^ For anyone that went into that thread .. I'm curious: Is it people having sex with dolphins or dolphin on dolphin action?

 

[FACE]

^ For anyone that went into that thread .. I'm curious: Is it people having sex with dolphins or dolphin on dolphin action?

People fucking dolphins, apparently.

 

[GungHo]

People fucking dolphins, apparently.

Other way

 

[AwesomeSauce]

The story mentioned in that thread about the chick getting pleasured by lobsters. WTF.

On another note:

Pitt have you seen Macgruber? I swear the movie is super polarizing, but if you haven't seen it, I hope you fall into the loved it side of the fence.

 

[FACE]

Other way

Fuck!

The story mentioned in that thread about the chick getting pleasured by lobsters. WTF.

On another note:

Pitt have you seen Macgruber? I swear the movie is super polarizing, but if you haven't seen it, I hope you fall into the loved it side of the fence.

I've seen a few of the sketches. not a fan.

 

[TheKaeptain]

But Dolphins are the rapist of the sea.

 

[VoxPop]

@MikeChiappetta: TV industry reports increasing rumors of FOX Sports 1, an all-sports network to rival ESPN. UFC programming will reportedly have a role.

Sounds great. No more Thrillbillies commercials during UFC shows.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Guys new meltdown thread...

 

[GungHo]

Guys new meltdown thread...

I suspect he's 19~20.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I suspect he's 19~20.

Me too. I felt sorry for the guy until he said he won't see them until March. Shit man, I've had to tell a woman I loved goodbye and I knew we would never see each again. I'm sure most older Gaffers have but this is some kid shit.

 

[FACE]

Guys new meltdown thread...

Link us up.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Link us up.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=494341


Gungho

For reals man. Getting on a plane not know if you will ever come back is some scary shit. Probably the worst fear I have ever had.

 

[TheChits]

Hallman was seven pounds over and his fight was called off.

 

[alr1ght]

He was too busy prepping for the end of the world.

 

[FACE]

He was too busy prepping for the end of the world.

Jesus comin' yo.

Disappointing meltdown by sphinx.

 

[Maklershed]

Fun fact: This is Thiago Tavares' second time in a row of getting paid a purse without having to fight.

If there's one fighter that could intimidate me in a stare down it would definitely be Bigfoot. Dude is scary intense here: http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-fx5-mainevent-weighin-highlight

 

[alr1ght]

Look at the size of that noggin'