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[KissVibes]

Why don't you talk to her about it? Oh wait, that's just the reasonable thing to do. Better tell GAF instead.

 

[kittens]

Talk to her about it.

Edit : lol @ the post above

 

[meppi]

Perfect!

 

[DrBo42]

and I don't know what to do. Am scared.

How did you gain this information? Have you talked about it? We need moar.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Being fair I'm am massive wimp for anal play, I can barely take a finger tickling my prostate. I love to take big poos though. Isn't life strange.

 

[R3TRO]

Shits about to get real.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Why don't you talk to her about it? Oh wait, that's just the reasonable thing to do. Better tell GAF instead.

maybe he has a ball gag in his mouth.

 

[Osiris]

Tell her to get a butt plug first. You have to work your way up to the full sized strap-ons.....that is unless she WANTS to hurt you.

She's already moved up from Butt Plugs, it's just the OP is neither the giver nor the taker

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Double post, lame

 

[Alligatorjandro]

plot twist: she's buying it for you so you can use it on her

 

[PaulExcellent]

that buttlust transcends gender identities
just let her in bro

 

[heliosRAzi]

Face down, ass up, OP

 

[Amagon]

Shits about to get pushed in.

FTFY

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Enjoy it

 

[……forgetit]

No going back now

 

[I2amza]

Maybe, just maybe she wants to do it to another girl. If so ask her about 3somes.

 

[Kaladin]

She's already moved up from Butt Plugs, it's just the OP is neither the giver nor the taker

In that case, OP needs to ask if he can watch.....and video.....and post here......in this thread.

 

[Johnny Dazzle]

 

[arab]

pray you don't poop on it

 

[Sydle]

Exhale when she starts to go in, will make it easier. Still, use lube.

 

[Devolution]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Next time she says she has a surprise for you...grab lube.

 

[i-Lo]

Time to visit this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=631141

 

[spindashing]

Just know....

IceDoesntHelp

 

[Epsilon-delta]

It's not for you most likely. The writing is on the wall.

 

[User 73706]

That's a pegglin'.

 

[Fracas]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

aw what the fuck is this

noooooooo

 

[The Cowboy]

The only answer.

 

[Courage]

this seems like important information in case we ever meet.

If we ever got in such a predicament, I'd let you do the honors.

 

[Osiris]

In that case, OP needs to ask if he can watch.....and video.....and post here......in this thread.

I can imagine the resulting liveblog:

"Ok, doorbell has just rang... BRB"

...

"Holy shit, some guy called Colin just arrived, this isn't going the way I expected!"

 

[Chanser]

and I don't know what to do. Am scared.

Google search for BAM strapon.

 

[dog$]

GAF PSA:

OP is transgendered.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=613796

I'm not sure if he has a functional vagina. Care to tell us, Icedoesnthelp?

 

[Savitar]

Good news bad news.

She might be into freaky stuff.

That's the good news.

Bad news is, your her bike.

 

[Devolution]

aw what the fuck is this

noooooooo

I'm sorry I introduced you to the wonderful world of penis plugs.

 

[RC]

I had a girl try and peg me once. Try being the operative word. Whatever you do, don't sleep with your back towards her.

 

[heliosRAzi]

Don't let her donkey punch you, OP. She might also be trying to get at your prolapse

 

[.la1n]

OP better deliver.

 

[jasonng]

Let your girlfriend know that online adult retailers tend to have coupon codes. The least you can do is save her some money so she can afford to get you anal beads as well.

OP better deliver.

But he's not the one with the package.

 

[GrapeApes]

She might want you to wear it and DP her. That's the best possible scenario I see for you.

 

[Despera]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

UGH...

Any sentence with "urethral" in it is very hard to read. (And what the fuck is an urethral stretcher? What purpose does it serve even?)

Leave our urethras alone, dammit!

 

[Kwixotik]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

oh my god why did you even say this?

 

[kittens]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

oh fuck oh god ugh

 

[Drazgul]

FTFY

Big time!

 

[B-Dubs]

I'm sorry I introduced you to the wonderful world of penis plugs.

What part of that is wonderful?

 

[Kaladin]

GAF PSA:

OP is transgendered.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=613796

I'm not sure if he has a functional vagina. Care to tell us, Icedoesnthelp?

Plot twist.....strap-on is likely for OP then.

 

[LordCanti]

Ask her to get you the Great American Challenge OP. You'll thank me later.

 

[Meier]

*pours one out for the forever fallen*

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

She's probably going to make you wear it, which might be just as demoralizing as her fucking you in the ass with it.

This right here. OP, are you not getting the job done? You guys need to talk this over before it becomes a big thing

Spoiler

in your bum

 

[sangreal]

I would be more worried about your floor

 

[Alligatorjandro]

we need moar info