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[Greddleok]

What do I do, gaf?

We've not been dating long, and we often talk about girls we both think are hot (she's some what bi). Just to be clear, this is an MFF, she made that very clear.
I just don't think I could do it. I feel like I'd be working, trying to multitask and being terrible at all multitasking events.
Or it could turn into a twosome I'm not invited to.

Obviously I'd need to be somewhat drunk (I'm kinda awkward at times) so there lies the issue of being too drunk and too nervous to get it up.

I don't really know if I want to do it, but life has pressured me into think it's like the epitome of sexual experience. I also made a deal with myself that I'd say yes to new experiences this year. It'd definitely be a new experience, and unlikely one I'd get the chance to do again.

Do I do it? How do I avoid impotence? How do I avoid being shitty because I'm trying to diddle multiple orifices rather than focussing on the job at hand? How do I look my mother in the eye after?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Rumour has it that MMF threesomes > MFF threesomes

But honestly if you're not comfortable with it don't do it. It will just make you feel upset probably if it goes wrong.

 

[Tubobutts]

How do I look my mother in the eye after?

Don't have a threesome with your mother.

 

[J-Roderton]

You're worried about multitasking?

 

[JimmyRustler]

A male asking if he should do a threesome.

Only on GAF ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Vincent Grayson]

It's just sex dude. Go for it.

 

[ClosingADoor]

I'd say go for it. What do you have to lose?

 

[mackattk]

I guess it depends on how much you like this girl, but if she is already bringing up 3somes and you don't feel comfortable with it I am not sure how long the relationship will last anyway.

If you want it for the life experience, go for it. Like you said, not many people even have a chance at something like this. Otherwise tell her how you feel, see how she responds, and go from there.

A male asking if he should do a threesome.

Only on GAF ladies and gentlemen.

What a mature and insightful comment.

 

[PranooY]

How do I avoid being shitty because I'm trying to diddle multiple orifices rather than focussing on the job at hand? How do I look my mother in the eye after?

LMAO WTF dude?

 

[frankie_baby]

Just go for it

 

[Friggz]

Don't have a threesome with your mother.

Lmao.

Also op. Just go for it. You don't know if you'll ever have the opportunity to again and it's probably not something you want to miss out on.
Also having 2 girls blow me has been a fantasy of mine forever,'so I'm jealous you have an opportunity

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

A male asking if he should do a threesome.

Only on GAF ladies and gentlemen.

that's sexist

 

[kingslunk]

It's a trap! She's testing you. Say no.

 

[DrSlek]

What if your girlfriend is the multitasker in this scenario?

 

[Dirtyshubb]

Dont listen to some people who will give you shit for being honest, you need to do whats right for you.

If you think you can handle the situation and it wont cause long term issues then go ahead but if the idea seems more of a hassle or could cause problems between you and your partner it may not be the right thing.

I have never done it myself but the conversation has been brought up with the wife and while we both like the idea we also acknowledge that it opens up the chance to causing problems or just not being something that we would both ultimately be comfortable with.

 

[Inferno313]

Just do it. Maybe, if you're concerned about alcohol-related performance issues, but also need something to take the edge off, you could all three smoke a bowl together before getting into it?

 

[SteveWD40]

Do I do it? How do I avoid impotence? How do I avoid being shitty because I'm trying to diddle multiple orifices rather than focusing on the job at hand? How do I look my mother in the eye after?

1. Yes, you may regret not when you get old, most people never get a chance outside of paying for it.

2. Don't over think it, have some dutch courage, watch porn all day (without finishing yourself off).

3. Give good head, watch some MFF porn for ideas, it won't matter if they are not both super into it so make sure they have had a drink and maybe watch porn together first...?

4. Your mother was young once

 

[Currygan]

seems like such a sad situation to deal with. I feel for you, OP

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Guy is offered a threesome with two girls, goes to Gaf to ask for advice.

What the fuck is wrong with some people on this forums good lord. I know the whole awkward gamer stereotype exists somewhat but this is just... I don't even know. The dating advice threads on this board make me equally laugh and cringe.

You should just go for it, if even just for the experience itself. Not every guy is lucky enough to have this fall in their lap. At best it's amazing sex with two girls. At worst it's a story for you're mates over beers.

Im just gonna sit here and imagine my girlfriend asking me the same thing.

 

[Mathieran]

I'd say go for it, but maybe share some of your concerns with your girlfriend. She might be able to ease your anxiety. Bring some toys with to help. I know my fear would be to not last long enough to be worthwhile to anyone.

 

[Abstrusity]

Don't have a threesome with your mother.

Hey, older women need love too. It's just like my japanese animes!

OP, it's okay if you don't want to do that, just talk to her about it.

Both MMF and FFM are fun, but if you don't think it's a good idea, then just let her down easy.

Remember: the golden rule of relationships! COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

 

[Siegcram]

Obviously I'd need to be somewhat drunk (I'm kinda awkward at times)

*checks thread history

oohh boy

 

[DrunkShogun]

The gods favour you, take gafs blessing and be the man you were meant to be.

 

[reggieandTFE]

Don't have a threesome with your mother.

Bruh... Haha

 

[Gravy Boat]

I don't think a threesome would be worth it. You can only put your penis in one hole at a time so the other is wasted, and trying to pleasure two women at once sounds like way too much work to be enjoyable. I'd stick to fapping while watching threesomes online. It seems like a good middle ground.

 

[Anung]

Do it. Just both have a good chat about it before hand to iron out the kinks and see what you both want.

 

[Linkyn]

I'm guessing you're not an orgy guy, OP.

 

[20cent]

Do a MMF with complete strangers.

Any kind of group (more than 2) sex involving your partner in it could bring shit to you or from you.

 

[Cormano]

Do it.

 

[gimmmick]

If you don't see a long term relationship with this girl, why not just go for it?

You aren't going to have many opportunists in life like this, take advantage of them while you are young.

 

[dh4niel]

It always sounds hot af in your head but if you're not all into it, it's the third wheel thing. Someone's always more into it for someone else anyway.

 

[[Agent]ZeroNine]

Be confident in your sexual capability. Typical threesomes tend
to be a lot of work for us guys, especially the one-minute-men.

My suggestion, be open to it, it's fun when everyone is cool and not
scared.

The group has to focus on ONE PERSON AT A TIME. I cannot stress that enough.

Also, often times when a partner is proposing a threesome, it means
that said person is bored of their partner and is looking to spice things up.
You might be boring your girl, she might be looking to swop you out for a girl,
or your girl is just a freak. If you're lucky, your girl is just a freak and you both
benefit from that.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I'd say go for it. Don't worry so much about the mechanics. Just have fun.

Obviously don't think about your mother in the middle of it all. Especially don't wonder whether your mother ever did something like this.

 

[Replicant]

It's a trap!

 

[frankie_baby]

I don't think a threesome would be worth it. You can only put your penis in one hole at a time so the other is wasted, and trying to pleasure two women at once sounds like way too much work to be enjoyable. I'd stick to fapping while watching threesomes online. It seems like a good middle ground.

Having a another girl licking that hole while your penis is in it is so worth it

 

[HyperCubed4]

I don't think a threesome would be worth it. You can only put your penis in one hole at a time so the other is wasted, and trying to pleasure two women at once sounds like way too much work to be enjoyable. I'd stick to fapping while watching threesomes online. It seems like a good middle ground.

What about that move where a girl rides you while the other sits on your face? That sounds pretty enjoyable.

Fapping is no middle ground. It's a signal of defeat, lol

 

[mrmickfran]

MFF? Do it.

Just be warned that she'll expect a MMF later on.

 

[Gravy Boat]

Having a another girl licking that hole while your penis is in it is so worth it

That just seems like she'd be getting in the way.

What about that move where a girl rides you while the other sits on your face? That sounds pretty enjoyable.

Fapping is no middle ground. It's a signal of defeat, lol

Nah, you get the pleasure of seeing two girls without dealing with the exhaustion and awkward ness. Plus you can grab a drink or a snack or something and resume when you're reacharged.

 

[TBiddy]

You should just go for it, if even just for the experience itself. Not every guy is lucky enough to have this fall in their lap. At best it's amazing sex with two girls. At worst it's a story for you're mates over beers.

Im just gonna sit here and imagine my girlfriend asking me the same thing.

Amen, brother. Amen.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

If this the girl from the "Did I just get dated" thread?

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Guy is offered a threesome with two girls, goes to Gaf to ask for advice.

What the fuck is wrong with some people on this forums good lord. I know the whole awkward gamer stereotype exists somewhat but this is just... I don't even know. The dating advice threads on this board make me equally laugh and cringe.

You should just go for it, if even just for the experience itself. Not every guy is lucky enough to have this fall in their lap. At best it's amazing sex with two girls. At worst it's a story for you're mates over beers.

Im just gonna sit here and imagine my girlfriend asking me the same thing.

...not everyone wants to have a threesome, myself included.

 

[Abstrusity]

Nah, you get the pleasure of seeing two girls without dealing with the exhaustion and awkward ness. Plus you can grab a drink or a snack or something and resume when you're reacharged.

I don't understand. What's keeping you from grabbing snacks and drinks to recharge between sessions with actual people? Y'gotta stay hydrated.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Don't have a thrombo OP. You know she loves the ménage.

 

[Beefy]

If you think you haven't a future with your gf then go for it. If you want a future with your gf then think seriously before doing it.

 

[frankie_baby]

That just seems like she'd be getting in the way.

Take it from someone with plenty of experience of this

 

[TaterTots]

I don't think a threesome would be worth it. You can only put your penis in one hole at a time so the other is wasted, and trying to pleasure two women at once sounds like way too much work to be enjoyable. I'd stick to fapping while watching threesomes online. It seems like a good middle ground.

If it's a legit threesome, he won't have to do all the work. I don't know why people are saying that.

Spoiler

Also, you can put your penis in both holes. Just one at a time.

 

[Gravy Boat]

I don't understand. What's keeping you from grabbing snacks and drinks to recharge between sessions with actual people? Y'gotta stay hydrated.

It seems like something that would be hard to jump back into, like it would require choreography or a telgraphed entry point.

Spoiler

I'm also not being serious. I thought it was obvious

 

[Maximo]

...not everyone wants to have a threesome, myself included.

You must one of those so called awkward gamer stereotypes! Yeah a silly comment by the previous poster, there a numerous reasons why he might not want to have one.

 

[boiled goose]

She's gay or bi.

 

[Angel_DvA]

it's not the kind of thing I would like to do even if I'm loving sexe as much as anyone, I'm not in your shoes so do whatever you want, if you don't want to do it, just say no, otherwise, go for it.