My Girlfriend Unironically Brough Up the Idea of a Threesome
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NoblesseOblige
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There's three of you. You shouldn't have to put in double the work. When all three of you invest half the work into each partner then you net 1:1:1.
Darklor01
Might need to stop sniffing glue
Tried it twice. Both times. I overthought it both times and didn't have fun tbh. I kept wondering if I was not paying enough attn. to one or the other.
There was not a "a very dark and upsetting path", it just happened but it did cost me a relationship down the road, nothing mayor since it was a 3 month relationship.
"WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY?!!! I've done 41.62% of the work in this threesome. Please don't look at me that way, Becky. I have done the calculations. I am correct."
*silence*
"Look at this Venn diagram I printed out. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!"
*silence*
"I no longer have an erection because I had to reinstall the driver for the printer, alright."
*never ending silence*
Orbis Tabula
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You lucky bastard.
You see, it's a win win.
Opus Angelorum
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I had a MFF threesome last year and concentrated way more on the 'stranger' than I should have.
The other girl also wasn't into giving (oral on my wife) so I had quite a lot of work to do. Made both come, but by the end was knackered and didn't climax myself.
Advice?
1. Don't over think it.
2. Don't try to re-enact some positions you've watched in porn, sometimes they just don't work.
3. Define some ground rules, what is allowed and what is an absolute no.
4. Don't be selfish.
5. Profit
The other girl also wasn't into giving (oral on my wife) so I had quite a lot of work to do. Made both come, but by the end was knackered and didn't climax myself.
Advice?
1. Don't over think it.
2. Don't try to re-enact some positions you've watched in porn, sometimes they just don't work.
3. Define some ground rules, what is allowed and what is an absolute no.
4. Don't be selfish.
5. Profit
MarkMclovin
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Not been dating long.
She wants a threesome.
OP is like curbyourenthusiasmnotsuredilema.gif
I don't even.
She wants a threesome.
OP is like curbyourenthusiasmnotsuredilema.gif
I don't even.
Source? Asking for a friend.
Opus Angelorum
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Principate
Saint Titanfall
I've been in a few MFF 3somes, though never with a girlfriend and I was single. I reccommend doing what your comfortable with, if your nervous now chances are you'll be nervous on the night, which isn't the worst thing in the world. In case you decide to do it relax having your dick hard all the time isn't a prequisite for great sex as much as many people will tell you different. There's plenty of things you can and should do to keep the action going and still be involved, if your girlfriend is eating her out and your both comfortable with it kiss her. And obviously the opposite, fingering can be very effective while intimate as can general body contact carressing and massaging etc. Try to maintain body contact even if your not a part of the standard sex acts, it leaves you left out and should improve the experience for all involved. Remember it's a 3some the fact there's more than one person is part of the arousal. Great stamina definately helps (most certainly in my case), but it shouldn't be dificult getting both women to come at least once if not multiple time.
There's also other things like which your fucking one finger the others. or eating out and carressing the other girls breasts while yo fuck. Let your imagination go there's also sorts of things you can do that can arrouse one or both party.
Just remember your performance is irrelevant as long as everyone has fun it was successful and you should be forced into doing things you really don't want to do.
There's also other things like which your fucking one finger the others. or eating out and carressing the other girls breasts while yo fuck. Let your imagination go there's also sorts of things you can do that can arrouse one or both party.
Just remember your performance is irrelevant as long as everyone has fun it was successful and you should be forced into doing things you really don't want to do.
Pai Pai Master
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Also I will back it up, MMF>MFF
Well my wife allowed me to see her alone the following month, so I guess it was
Not my thing but good for you.
Dandy Lyin
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I've only ever been the third in a threesome. It was overrated, and I say that as the person who was treated as the focus for much of it. I wasn't really into the couple(they are friends of mine) so maybe that's why, but I did it mainly to cross it off the list(plus was kinda drunk).
stump sock
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Did I just get threesomed?
Vincent Grayson
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IIRC, this isn't from a threesome video, but a video where the girl sucks a dude's dick while her mom watches. And apparently it is actually her mother?
Don't know the name of the actress though.
Fuck, that is genuinely something I would do. I sometimes feel guilty for not wearing all my clothes an equal number of times, I assume that feeling would be amplified if it's a person, not just a pair of jeans.
I'm also not worried about lasting long enough. Don't have that problem, especially if a condom is involved, I sometimes fake orgasms because it's taking too long.
Does viagra affect ejaculation speed? Considering the nerves and alcohol maybe popping a pill before hand might be a a good idea.
C'MON, SON!!!!!!!!
It's just sex. Just take turns on each other, or play around. Once there you wont have to think that much.
Don't take it so seriously.
Mia Malkova, my friend who was browsing this thread let me know. I had no idea.
Mia Malkova
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Saint Titanfall
Lies and slander no way is this true. Obviously i'm talking from personal preference and experience but it's not even close. Having two women suck on you and being able to all sorts of other things while doggy, missionary etc. In no regard is MMF better aside from if you prefer taking breaks during sex thus there's less pressure on you.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Yeah it's pretty subjective
It's def better if you like dick haha
Regardless of gender I think threesomes go much better if two of the partners are very submissive, thats been common in my better experiences
Darklor01
Might need to stop sniffing glue
Don't mess it up with pills n alchy... Well, maybe alchy, but don't get drunk.
All I'm saying is that both times, I overthought and ruined what should have been really fun. That was when i was about, 22ish. At 40, man, I know I really messed up. Lol. They were having fun.. I should have been as well. Don't mess it up by overthinking like I did.
Don't do it OP! You'll regret it forever.
MMF - You have the pressure to out perform your partner. If you come first, you lose. If you're not as big, you lose. If you don't eat carpet as well, you lose. If you look at him in the eyes as you come or vice versa, you may turn gay too. You're thinking there is less work, but there is more societal pressure to perform against your counterpart. It's like two dogs fighting over a piece of meat. The loser is shamed for all eternity. You will be know as that guy that got out fucked.
MFF - You have pressure to last. You don't last, you'll be the talk of the town about how disappointing you are. Can't coordinate well between your hands? You lose. Not able to fuck both equally, you'll be the biggest asshole ever. And let's be honest, you're secretly there so she can have sex with another girl, but not come across gay. You're simply a toy she doesn't need to recharge and if it proves the toy doesn't work. You'll ruin your relationship and she'll find a new one within week's end. A bigger, stronger, more muscular toy that doesn't break. Or just run off with the girl, leaving you holding an inferior man meat.
Damn, that is a friend I would want too.
MMF - You have the pressure to out perform your partner. If you come first, you lose. If you're not as big, you lose. If you don't eat carpet as well, you lose. If you look at him in the eyes as you come or vice versa, you may turn gay too. You're thinking there is less work, but there is more societal pressure to perform against your counterpart. It's like two dogs fighting over a piece of meat. The loser is shamed for all eternity. You will be know as that guy that got out fucked.
MFF - You have pressure to last. You don't last, you'll be the talk of the town about how disappointing you are. Can't coordinate well between your hands? You lose. Not able to fuck both equally, you'll be the biggest asshole ever. And let's be honest, you're secretly there so she can have sex with another girl, but not come across gay. You're simply a toy she doesn't need to recharge and if it proves the toy doesn't work. You'll ruin your relationship and she'll find a new one within week's end. A bigger, stronger, more muscular toy that doesn't break. Or just run off with the girl, leaving you holding an inferior man meat.
Damn, that is a friend I would want too.
Principate
Saint Titanfall
Yeah it's pretty subjective
It's def better if you like dick haha
Regardless of gender I think threesomes go much better if two of the partners are very submissive, thats been common in my better experiences
I my expereince there seemed to seemed to be a dominant female or one that was crazy dominant and then turned switch by the end of it. So I don't think I've really experience a MFF where both females were very submissive, I mean personality wise the women who weren't the super crazy one did litterally everything i asked and prefered submissive sex.
JebaÄBiedÄ
Banned
nice
nigDASTARDLY
Member
I've had only one threesome, MFF, and honestly.... It was great!
First of all don't panic, get some drank in you and just relax. Worrying about getting it up and all that, bruh just let your instincts kick in and let it flow. The worst thing you can do in this glorious situation is to over think it. Think about it, there's a reason someone wants to threesome you and not some other guy, u got this.
Have you ever been to IHOP? They have a bad habit of bringing you extra plates for the most rudimentary parts of the meal...well it's kind of like that, just eat man...just eat!
You're not thinking big picture re: variety if positions in the MMF scenario
Smooth Operator
Member
Shit i understood that reference...My life sucks.
Leithkorias
Member
You don't have to pay attention to both girls at the same time. Alternate.
RecRoulette
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Your girl is setting you up for the switcheroo. Soon she and her girlfriend will be going out while you sit at home wondering what you did wrong.
Principate
Saint Titanfall
Your sorta right about MMF, which is why I don't prefer it though I've really lost so haven't had that issue but it's certainly something that goes through your mind and you think probably goes through his mind unless your both bi..This is also the problem with MFF from the female perspective since regardless of how harmless you feel about it, if she thinks your enjoying the the sex with the other women more, giving her too much attention or are too intimate, it will inevitably cause problems later one. Which is why it's always best to place ground rules that your both comfortable with.
Your MFF points are crazy insecure though.
No I am, I see no personal benefit to those positions as I'm not bi. I can see why she would.
Fallout-NL
Member
Ive had the offer once when I was younger. Declined because I was afraid it would damage the relationship. But of course, the relationship ended anyway. Still regret declining to this day. Fuck it OP, go for it.
Hah I think it's pretty important to state to whom the variations would be better
If you you're bi or like dick then of course you're gonna like MMF but for a straight guy who isn't into specifically sharing her woman MFF is infinitely better. MMF for a straight gal is propably better as well.Exactly. As a 100% straight man I don't get anything out of having another dude beside me.
easterislandhead
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Just do it, you're over thinking. Just show up, play ball and go with the flow. All the pressure isn't necessarily on you, if your girl is down with the other girl then you can hang back and let them do their thing if you feel the need.
Also sometimes it's good to brush over boundaries the first time, like if your girl is comfortable with you kissing the other girl or if you can do this or that and what not, sometimes that's a thing.
Also sometimes it's good to brush over boundaries the first time, like if your girl is comfortable with you kissing the other girl or if you can do this or that and what not, sometimes that's a thing.
I love IHOP. You're making it sound better.
Wrong? You mean right...correct?
So is there any way to bring this up to another girl? I have a few in mind, and I'm sure she does also. How do you broach the subject without coming off as a creep?
Make eye contact.
Smile.
She'll lightly brush her hair away from her face.
You walk up to her and....,
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-- shout "INTERCOURSE!!!!!" at her until she says yes or the authorities arrive to take you away in wood panelled station wagon.
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