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New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.
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Going to a place called the bottle barn.
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yesterday I hooked up with that girl im ocassionally seeing till the 31st. couldnt climax cause condom and her being kind of selfish in bed. was fun tho, whatevs
woke up, left her place went to mine. 21yo first pic instagram girl invites me over. I go. turns out this 21yo is pretty cray amazing at sex and into choking and stuff which you wouldnt guess by her shy social media kinda presence but then again you probably should expect as much. finished, threw the condom over the bed on the floor
condom landed on my celphpone. celphone covered in cum
we had sex again later but it ended up in whatever cause we were laughing
she's great
also I drank beer
tis the sex thread right
woke up, left her place went to mine. 21yo first pic instagram girl invites me over. I go. turns out this 21yo is pretty cray amazing at sex and into choking and stuff which you wouldnt guess by her shy social media kinda presence but then again you probably should expect as much. finished, threw the condom over the bed on the floor
condom landed on my celphpone. celphone covered in cum
we had sex again later but it ended up in whatever cause we were laughing
she's great
also I drank beer
tis the sex thread right
hey salsa fuck you
so i had a GZ six drinks that turned to more i think with my friend whos quitting his programming job to go freelance/contract for twice as much
then my mom got on my case about a "programming" course that after a month promised you a free no string attached "job"
then i ran into a childhood friend who looked like he had aged like 30 years year since i last saw him in fucking like june of 2012 but still looked like he had a better summer cut then me
then FUCK YOU SALSA
so i had a GZ six drinks that turned to more i think with my friend whos quitting his programming job to go freelance/contract for twice as much
then my mom got on my case about a "programming" course that after a month promised you a free no string attached "job"
then i ran into a childhood friend who looked like he had aged like 30 years year since i last saw him in fucking like june of 2012 but still looked like he had a better summer cut then me
then FUCK YOU SALSA
Bernie 2016
unemployment is weird as hell man
after the first week/initial shock of being like "wtf is going on in my life" I've been waaay more focused, structured, eating better, exercising more and drinking faar less
all of those things are very good....however job hunting fuckin sucks
after the first week/initial shock of being like "wtf is going on in my life" I've been waaay more focused, structured, eating better, exercising more and drinking faar less
all of those things are very good....however job hunting fuckin sucks
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Dang, I had some good bottle drugs from the bottle barn last night.
Now I'm at a coffee shop, we're waiting for Firewatch to unlock.
Now I'm at a coffee shop, we're waiting for Firewatch to unlock.
but y
SecretMoblin
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i like u
I just can't contain my jealousy, please never stop. Also fuck condoms too. Went at it for what seemed like ages Sunday.
Changes and the Eps are probably in my top 5 releases of last year. In fact this mix of his nets probably most of my other favorite releases from last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDLNR9zZas
alright Jtwo and Minus; have you guys seen those Moomin coats for sale anywhere in the US? Maybe I'm just exhausted from my shit job, but my google skills are completely failing me. Could only find some ebay listings for a japan seller and fucking pintrest spam.
Fuck i went out just to not think about the girl who dunoed ne in the last teoweeks.
Friday night and today i tried hittin on a girl but unsure she got the message.
Alsto tried to hook uo with sone girls whike wearing a pink thing for hair (cant remember the name).
But i helped a friend of mine make out with a girl!
All in all i still think Bout the girl eho dumoed me and im very very sad
Friday night and today i tried hittin on a girl but unsure she got the message.
Alsto tried to hook uo with sone girls whike wearing a pink thing for hair (cant remember the name).
But i helped a friend of mine make out with a girl!
All in all i still think Bout the girl eho dumoed me and im very very sad
love some pinball
my dad owns a Monopoly pinball machine....pretty much my favorite part when I visit my parents is getting hammered and sitting on that thing all day.
I had a killer high score on the monopoly machine at an old arcade that no longer exists.
Was too drunk to get anything good at the one in Vegas.
luckyboyceo
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Doesn't apply to exams, but I wrote at least 50% of my college term papers heavily intoxicated. I highly recommend it.
I'm pretty fucked up, 5th day in about 7 ish days. Is this normal? I'm pretty depressed so this is my preferred state of mind. I hate me life but I enjoy my drunken self. Listening to funk music. Funk for the 1000th night in a row. Fuck depression and anxiety. How you folks holding up?
Bam Bam Baklava
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What were the grades received?
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supposedly just eBay according to what I heard
I need this in my life.
goddam
been goin out with instagram chick for 3 days in a row
it kinda sucks cause we just wanna fuck and I live with my parents again
damn thanks
My dad drank a shit ton of moscato, prosecco and a decent 3-4 yo red and we didn't even open the Yamazaki. This weekend hopefully.
Got an enormous bruise from some drunk busker with a ukulele on the subway. Felt good after cursing the busker out for ramming into me with her ukulele and the randoms around me sticking up for me. still though this week keeps getting shittier. Everyday at least something weird like that happens.
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Eating pumpkin seeds gonna watch rhodan
luckyboyceo
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I'd say I averaged a C+ on papers I wrote while intoxicated. Hey, a degree is a degree.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Man, if I got a C+ I wouldn't be able to sleep for days. Grades are all I've got.
I had a conversation with a black guy about stereotypes of black people and people who fall prey to them. With or without realizing it. It started because some guy called him James Harden, so I asked him if it was because the guy thought he looked like Harden. Of course he said yes. Only thing they had in common was being black and having a similar beard. And he's the one who brought said that haha. It was actually pretty interesting. Talked about how when people find out his name is Deandre, they go "like dre? dr dre? I love the chronic!" lmfao. Idk how much I could put up with that shit before snapping. I guess that's just how he grew up.
edit: I wonder how many white people he's had this conversation with....did I just stereotype him? I mean, it felt like I made an honest point just saying he looks nothing like james harden other than the beard and skin color. OH and he also was telling me about how having a beard and wearing glasses supposedly help people to trust you more, but he said he doesn't know why he knows that. I just realized that it's probably because he's black. damn.
edit: I wonder how many white people he's had this conversation with....did I just stereotype him? I mean, it felt like I made an honest point just saying he looks nothing like james harden other than the beard and skin color. OH and he also was telling me about how having a beard and wearing glasses supposedly help people to trust you more, but he said he doesn't know why he knows that. I just realized that it's probably because he's black. damn.
I've been drinking a bunch of whisky cocktails and just made a two potato Rösti with lots of pepper and some spring onion mixed in and ate it with two slices of Charlie Barley's (stornoway) black pudding and wow it's the best drunk food I've had since I first made double fried grilled cheese sandwiches.
luckyboyceo
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Have you tried putting it in Coke?
Ahhhhh no, good call. I should've picked up some Coke while I was at the store. I still have a quarter of a handle left, I'll grab some and try that out for tomorrow night/Valentine's Day.
injurai is my lowkey bayb
Dude same here. I was at a work party at the Zynga building tonight, played all sorts of arcade games and pinball and shit.
I've "had a few"
My car smells like costco pizza
luckyboyceo
Member
BLUE MOTHERFUCKIN' BALLS
luckyboyceo
Member
I find it odd that none of us were chosen for the new batch of mods.