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New Girl Season One |OT| Zooey Deschanel is f***ing cute, got it?

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Discotheque said:
lol, i'll probably check it out for a few minutes.

Replace Zooey on the poster with her friend. Magnitudes hotter she is.
get a load of this guy

are there "official" rules for the six degrees of bacon.. like is it movies only?
 

StuBurns

Banned
The Bacon thing, I bet it works with practically anyone right? He's just picked for whatever reason like the Chuck Norris jokes or something.
 
used to think she was really cute.

til the episode of top chef where they had to cook for her and then now I just think she's dreadful and precious.
 

Poyunch

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She's kind of cute but the promos really overplay it and the male characters seem really blech. I don't know if I can watch it.
 

7Th

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That's one of the worst posters I've ever seen. What the fuck were they thinking? Did they even see it before releasing it?
 

Tobe

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going to watch just cause its zooey but from looking at some trailers this shit is going to go down HARD, as in 5 episodes max.
 

Chamber

love on your sleeve
Pachterballs said:
used to think she was really cute.

til the episode of top chef where they had to cook for her and then now I just think she's dreadful and precious.
I thought she was ok. Her hipster buddies on the other hand...
 

StuBurns

Banned
Finished, I hated it. The whole Liz Lemon shitck poorly performed, Scrubs style side flashes, awful forced 'heart', hot girl can't get laid in a bar stupidity.

Out of interest, Dirty Dancing is shit right?
 

Sean

Banned
Pilot was terrible, barely even cracked a smile throughout the whole episode. Damon Wayans Jr was the funniest part and he's not actually gonna be in the series. Yikes.

Though I guess I'm not in the target audience for the show, seems more aimed at chicks. I'm sure they'll eat this up especially if it gets paired up with Glee. It'll probably be the biggest new show of the season even though it's fucking awful.
 

Mudkips

Banned
B!TCH said:
I think I'm over Zooey. The whole acting cute thing is contrived and hipster chicks in general don't do it for me anymore. She's not even that cute now that I'm actually articulating my feelings and writing this opinion out. Neither is her sister, or Katy Perry. Just a bunch of average looking chicks with makeup on.

Hate, hate, hate, hate. Or replace with troll if you prefer that word. I'm being serious though.

The entire premise of the show seems to be "Hey look! It's Zooey Deschanel!!!!".
That earns it a pass.

But the incessant, annoying advertising?
That earns it active hate.
 
Sean said:
Pilot was terrible, barely even cracked a smile throughout the whole episode. Damon Wayans Jr was the funniest part and he's not actually gonna be in the series. Yikes.

Though I guess I'm not in the target audience for the show, seems more aimed at chicks. I'm sure they'll eat this up especially if it gets paired up with Glee. It'll probably be the biggest new show of the season even though it's fucking awful.
Damon Wayans Jr is so damn funny. Why did he shoot a pilot for this when he is on that other show?
 

xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
Big Baybee said:
Damon Wayans Jr is so damn funny. Why did he shoot a pilot for this when he is on that other show?
Because they didn't know that Happy Endings was going to get picked up for a second season, it was looking really grim there for a bit. Very glad Happy Endings got picked up though.
 
Mudkips said:
The entire premise of the show seems to be "Hey look! It's Zooey Deschanel!!!!".
That earns it a pass.

But the incessant, annoying advertising?
That earns it active hate.

The reason I'm not watching. And the fact that I find her voice incredibly annoying.
 
I hate women like that in real life. Describe yourself. "Oh, I'm random."

Also, are we supposed to think that guys wouldn't approach her in a bar, if nothing else, in hopes of fucking her?
 
The pilot teetered between obnoxiously grating and dirty pleasure ULTRA-FLUFF. The pilot just moved way too fast and nothing made a (positive) impression.

Damon Wayans Jr is a funny guy. I mean, I've only seen him in Happy Endings and New Girl and he's great in both. It's a toss up between him and Adam Pally on Happy Endings as the funniest there.
 

giga

Member
Couldn't even finish the pilot. All the characters are atrocious. Never let the writer do anything ever again.
 
Katy-Perry-Rosie-ODonnell.jpg
 

big ander

Member
Watched the pilot. Coach character didn't work (wonder how his replacement will be), Schmidt didn't work. Lead dude could be alright. Zooey's schtick here seemed even more broad than it's ever been, which is a turn-off. Her character just simply couldn't exist.
 

big ander

Member
IndieJones said:
Keep in mind this is FOX. The show - quality aside for a second - will last either six episodes or eight seasons.
Sigh. There's really no point in even doing the info dumps in response to (incorrect) posts like this any more.
 

Mr.Swag

Banned
I don't understand how shows like this and "up all night" or whatever Will Arnett's new show is called, expect to last more than two seasons. How long can she be the new girl for? How long will they be taking care of the baby?
 

Irish

Member
GAF needs a douchebag jar. EviLore could make billions.

I thought it was alright. Most of the laughs came from the three guys.

Of course, I also liked Outsourced and that other show that the one dude's ex played on with the three couples, so suck it!
 

Magnus

Member
So, even though I thought the formula of 3 dudes, 1 girl couldn't work....I really enjoyed that half hour. Was almost as entertaining as Happy Endings.
 

3N16MA

Banned
Watched because of Zooey and she was cute and slightly annoying at the same time. Did not like how they seemed to be longtime friends after one week.
 

Ashhong

Member
I thought it was decent. Had some laughs. Do not like that Coach got replaced because of Happy Endings. I liked him..
 
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