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[KevinCow]

Funky Kong is literally just DK with clothes on.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Funky Kong is literally just DK with clothes on.

Funky has funk.

 

[DICKS AHOY]

You saying all those Kongs look alike?

Well this is creepy!

D:

Also while Funky has no chance in hell he's still pretty rad. His inclusion in MKWii was weird as hell but he helped me play a lot more of that 'meh' game than I would have otherwise.

 

[GamerSoul]

That is creepy...so for those who want Dixie, just use Diddy and use your imagination.

 

[SmithnCo]

At least it's not Candy Kong creepy.

 

[KevinCow]

That is creepy...so for those who want Dixie, just use Diddy and use your imagination.

Diddy doesn't hit people with his hair though.

That's like the entire reason I want to play as Dixie.

 

[ffdgh]

.....eh i'll stick with blonde fur diddy.

 

[GamerSoul]

Diddy doesn't hit people with his hair though.

That's like the entire reason I want to play as Dixie.

Ahh, very true. I remember someone bringing that up before. Helicopter hair recovery and all.

 

[DICKS AHOY]

That is creepy...so for those who want Dixie, just use Diddy and use your imagination.

But that's what makes that Dixie photoshop all the creepier; it's just Diddy wearing his girlfriend's clothes and presumably scalp!

 

[SmithnCo]

Diddy doesn't hit people with his hair though.

That's like the entire reason I want to play as Dixie.

There's always Shantae.

Spoiler

And by always I mean probably never

 

[Murrah]

Funky Kong is americana defined. Jorts, cut off tee, bandanna...so cool. He'd be ultimate character to appeal to upperclass midwestern college bros. Which I'm sure is at the top of Sakurai's priority list

 

[ffdgh]

Funky Kong is americana defined. Jorts, cut off tee, bandanna...so cool. He'd be ultimate character to appeal to upperclass midwestern college bros. Which I'm sure is at the top of Sakurai's priority list

keep that thing out of my smash and out of my mario kart.

 

[GamerSoul]

But that's what makes that Dixie photoshop all the creepier; it's just Diddy wearing his girlfriend's clothes and presumably scalp!

lol

Funky Kong is americana defined. Jorts, cut off tee, bandanna...so cool. He'd be ultimate character to appeal to upperclass midwestern college bros. Which I'm sure is at the top of Sakurai's priority list

lol jorts idk man he might be too awesome.

 

[SmithnCo]

Funky Kong is americana defined. Jorts, cut off tee, bandanna...so cool. He'd be ultimate character to appeal to upperclass midwestern college bros. Which I'm sure is at the top of Sakurai's priority list

You could strike a balance between Dixie and Funky with Tiny:

She's hip!

Spoiler

What the fuck were they thinking.

 

[ffdgh]

You could strike a balance between Dixie and Funky with Tiny:

She's hip!

Spoiler

What the fuck were they thinking.

think on the bright side, she ain't kiddy.

 

[GamerSoul]

There's always Shantae.

Spoiler

And by always I mean probably never

Smash can handle them hips.


The greatest Kong has been already in Smash. Dude was funny on that one show they had awhile back.

 

[Murrah]

keep that thing out of my smash and out of my mario kart.

 

[GamerSoul]

lol dude does look like DK with clothes..

 

[Chet Rippo]

She is the current face of Namco and even comes with an obvious alt costume!

They should just have her look like that normally.

 

[Red Arremer]

There's always Shantae.

Spoiler

And by always I mean probably never

Sadly... I want her to get more recognition so bad. Such fun games!

 

[Drago]

Funky Kong would be the worst character pick.

Unless they made him the joke character of the game and give him the most annoying voice, DK's exact animations and moves, and a landmaster final smash.
He'd work well as a joke

 

[SmithnCo]

A landmaster with jorts.

 

[Boss Doggie]

His B moves involve rapping and surfing.

Also if you guys really want hair so much petition for public domain characters to be available in Smash and pray for Rapunzel. Or better yet, Disney Smash Bros.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Funky Kong is literally just DK with clothes on.

He could be a faster DK clone.

 

[SmithnCo]

And more importantly, a funkier DK clone.

People would be seriously pissed if Dixie or K. Rool weren't next in line though.

 

[Drago]

I hope both Dixie and K.Rool get in, but I'd prefer K.Rool.

Nothing against Dixie though, she'd be fine too.

 

[ffdgh]

He could be a faster DK clone.

and have an more annoying voice....heck he'd be faster than sonic >_>.


give him flame runner as a side b just for fun.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Also when he gets played he overrides the stage song to a rap song.

 

[Drago]

Funky Kong moveset:

B: Rap
Side B: Kart
Up B: Boombox Blast
Down B: Breakdance
Final Smash: Kong Attack - every single useless Kong shows up and attacks the other players

best troll ever

 

[SmithnCo]

If Knuckles got in they could have a rap battle for the ages.

 

[GamerSoul]

A landmaster with jorts.

Pimped out of course.

His B moves involve rapping and surfing.

Also if you guys really want hair so much petition for public domain characters to be available in Smash and pray for Rapunzel. Or better yet, Disney Smash Bros.

lol

If Knuckles got in they could have a rap battle for the ages.

lmao!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh. I actually would like to see him now as a joke character. haha

 

[Nocturnowl]

Also when he gets played he overrides the stage song to a rap song.

Rap? hell no! he brings his DKC2 Funk of course!

 

[XenodudeX]

All they need is King K Rool.

 

[GamerSoul]

All they need is King K Rool.

I'd take him over Dixie, but I feel DK and Diddy is enough.

 

[IntelliHeath]

I think I would predict one special guest character for SSB4.

 

[Drago]

I'd take him over Dixie, but I feel DK and Diddy is enough.

Nah, I think K.Rool would be an interesting enough character to put in, and it would expand the DK series past monkeys.

I think I would predict one special guest character for SSB4.

nooo

It would be a waste and the movie will be old by the time the games come out

 

[GamerSoul]

He would be a cool guest character imo but I don't see it happening right now.

 

[leroidys]

We're making move lists for funky kong now?


Good lord we really need some new info to discuss.

 

[Dereck]

We're making move lists for funky kong now?


Good lord we really need some new info to discuss.

Lmao

 

[Boss Doggie]

Okay then.

Digimon.

 

[KevinCow]

pikachu would kick agumon's ass

 

[Red Arremer]

Then Agumon evolves into WarGreymon and proceeds to wipe the floor with Pikachu. :3

 

[ScraftyDevil]

Then Agumon evolves into WarGreymon and proceeds to wipe the floor with Pikachu. :3

And then Commandramon digivolves into Darkdramon and breaks the game forever with his pure awesomeness.

:3

 

[Nocturnowl]

You guys need to stop derailing the pokemon thread with this Digimon mumbo jumbo...hang on this is the smash thread, oh great so we're doing it here as well now?

 

[SmithnCo]

Fuck Digimon. Fuck Yu-Gi-Oh.

This game needs Beyblades. M rated Smash Brothers baby.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Fuck Digimon. Fuck Yu-Gi-Oh.

This game needs Beyblades. M rated Smash Brothers baby.

 

[Boss Doggie]

No silly, why are you people putting Agumon.

Shoutmon's where it's at.

 

[Chet Rippo]

Idolm@ster, Wreck it Ralph, Digimon, Beyblades...
What's next, Smile Precure? Fairy Tail?

 

[Boss Doggie]

Well, for one, Beyblade actually won't make it since it's made by Takara Tomy, Bandai's rival.

 

[ScraftyDevil]

No silly, why are you people putting Agumon.

Shoutmon's where it's at.

http://www.abload.de/img/2n1b6m07juv3.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

Yeah, but Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode was really silly. Astamon was the real standout from that season.