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[Dutch Gronk]

Giants sights and sounds from the Niners game:

http://www.giants.com/media-vault/v...ers-game/dd11ddd1-435d-4f32-a975-414ae3d8069a

That David Wilson return is so fun to watch. That little stutter step before he kicks it into high gear is awesome.

Talking about kick returns, when the fuck are the Patriots ever going to use a guy who doesn't run into his own guys before reaching the 20 yard mark.

Woody is a cool guy and all, but dude can't return kicks for shit and the Pats never get good field position because of a return.

 

[K-19]

Well to be honest, I don't have any interest for any team besides the Pats. But my most hated team is the Jest, with the Giants just behind them after that the 'Go fuck yourself'-tier with The Fins, those murderous assholes from Baltimore and the goddamn Steelers.

Unlike most I don't really hate the Cowboys since they've been irrelevant as long as I've been watching football and there is no real history between the Pats and Dallas.

You can hate the Giants, but Eli Manning is so cool. He is my third favorite QB. I confoud every time the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Seattle Seahawks and the Philadelphia Eagles, they look the same.

I like the niners but we miss a QB.

 

[Milchjon]

You can hate the Giants, but Eli Manning is so cool. He is my third favorite QB. I confoud every time the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Seattle Seahawks and the Philadelphia Eagles, they look the same.

I like the niners but we miss a QB.

Said no one ever.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Said no one ever.

:jnc

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You can hate the Giants, but Eli Manning is so cool. He is my third favorite QB. I confoud every time the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Seattle Seahawks and the Philadelphia Eagles, they look the same.

I like the niners but we miss a QB.

Steelers are the yellow and Black team with Ben the rapist as their QB, Eagles are the green team with Michael Vick as their starting turn-over machine and fuck Seattle.

Being a complete fucking goober is cool in France? I thought you guys were all refined and shit.

Said no one ever.

Truth. :jnc

Edit : Random fan memerobelia sighting: Saw a dude with a Gators jacket on. That's a first.

 

[Goro Majima]

Said no one ever.

This is true.

 

[Dragon]

Said no one ever.

Milchjon your posts are getting better and better.

 

[SlackAdjuster]

Now as we enter week 7 I think it's about time we turn to Browns Superbowl coverage:

I've only seen one LSU game this year in full and I wasnt too impressed with Barkevious other than his name.

 

[K-19]

Said no one ever.

Nice, so I am first

 

[Futurevoid]

but Eli Manning is so cool.

I like the way you think, sir.

Ignore the rest of these heathens. Especially the Patriots fans as there is only thing that aptly describes their current lot in life...

 

[jmdajr]

Said no one ever.

Someone told me this the other day here.

Pretty often used phrase.

As far as Eli goes, seems a pretty humble laid back guy, not a fucking douche like a bunch of other Quarterbacks.
Might not be hip or suave, but probably be a "cool" friend.

 

[chuckddd]

Who is this Sconi Boo Boo, and why is she all over in the media?

 

[Troll]

So when the Seahawks beat the Niners what does SF do with Smith? That athletic dude backing him up should be starting next year.

 

[Goro Majima]

I like the way you think, sir.

Ignore the rest of these heathens. Especially the Patriots fans as there is only thing that aptly describes their current lot in life...

Oh come on, Giants fans don't even think Eli Manning is cool. That's why you guys like that defensive line so much.

 

[mastershake]

You're not dead! Progress we can believe in!!

oh no gold has succumbed to the vikebike

 

[eznark]

So when the Seahawks beat the Niners what does SF do with Smith? That athletic dude backing him up should be starting next year.

So racist

 

[mastershake]

So racist

before i forget... congrats on the new kid Ez!

Yall done after this?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So when the Seahawks beat the Niners what does SF do with Smith? That athletic dude backing him up should be starting next year.

All those 'athletic' dudes probably look the same to you.

 

[K-19]

So when the Seahawks beat the Niners what does SF do with Smith? That athletic dude backing him up should be starting next year.

I am not a specialist, nor a niners fan since longer, but I think it will be tough to put him away (bench, trade (lol) or cut) with the personnal investment Harbaugh put on him.

 

[eznark]

before i forget... congrats on the new kid Ez!

Yall done after this?

Thanks man. No idea, I'm not really a planner.

 

[Troll]

All those 'athletic' dudes probably look the same to you.

Tebow is pretty athletic and he looks nothing like him.

 

[mastershake]

Thanks man. No idea, I'm not really a planner.

Yeah, that sounds like a problem for future Ez to deal with!

 

[Futurevoid]

Oh come on, Giants fans don't even think Eli Manning is cool.

I'm laying the sarcasm thick here. There is nothing cool about Eli outside of his performance on the field. He's an utter goober but he's our goober and we embrace this whole heartedly.

 

[Fox318]

Oh come on, Giants fans don't even think Eli Manning is cool. That's why you guys like that defensive line so much.

 

[K-19]

Cool guy or sympathetical guy if you prefer.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Tebow is pretty athletic and he looks nothing like him.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqw9tr3o6O1ql193e.jpg

Spoiler

Okay, now this REALLY is racist

Edit: Just noticed the buldge. Might not be SFW.

 

[eznark]

Yeah, that sounds like a problem for future Ez to deal with!

You know me so well! Bt really, it's a problem for Mrs. Ez to deal with!

 

[Troll]

Even Luck says Eli is derpy af

Spoiler

Okay, now this REALLY is racist

Lol that's one hell of a tan
e: yeah I didn't notice the giant dick either, usually it's the first place I look. I'm off my game this morning.

 

[Talon]

Oh, we're blackfacing now, huh?

Congratulations Eznark on the new child. I suppose it's fitting that I say that in this post.

 

[Futurevoid]

Even Luck says Eli is derpy af

There's a difference between looking like a goofball and a fucking inbred amish!

The Jedidiah of football!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Congrats ez on a new bears fan

 

[Talon]

 

[bionic77]

Patriots won't make the playoffs.

If your fat fuck of a coach would have started Tebow to start the division your team probably would have won the division by now.

You have only yourselves to blame for the mess you are in now.

 

[Troll]

If your fat fuck of a coach would have started Tebow to start the division your team probably would have won the division by now.

You have only yourselves to blame for the mess you are in now.

...but they do start Tebow

Spoiler

on special teams

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

lol.

 

[Bowser]

Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF
Chris Gamble leads all cornerbacks in yards allowed per snap in coverage at just 0.45. Prince Amukamara (0.48) 2nd & Champ Bailey (0.67) 3rd

Of course, this is probably due to the fact that our #2 and #3 CBs are a 5th round rookie and a midget, respectively.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Of course, this is probably due to the fact that our #2 and #3 CBs are a 5th round rookie and a midget, respectively.

Do you have that picture where they made him even smaller ? I loved that one.

 

[Bowser]

Do you have that picture where they made him even smaller ? I loved that one.

It's hard to hate on Munny though - he actually gives a damn and plays with fire. If he was just 3 inches taller he would be a shutdown CB.

 

[Bread]

Of course, this is probably due to the fact that our #2 and #3 CBs are a 5th round rookie and a midget, respectively.

Kyle Arrington is probably around 10 yards per snap

 

[3Sixty]

Kyle Arrington is probably around 10 yards per snap

Kyle 'Automatic First Down' Arrington.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

It's hard to hate on Munny though - he actually gives a damn and plays with fire. If he was just 3 inches taller he would be a shutdown CB.

Yes!

Kyle Arrington is probably around 10 yards per snap

He's never close enough for it to be counted as 'coverage'

 

[Milchjon]

Frenchie, I was wrong.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

What the fuck is this.

 

[TheLegendary]

Reminds me of WedgeX's ban bet avatar last year of Fatford.

 

[K-19]

Frenchie, I was wrong.

Excellent Milch! That is a successful european commitment!

 

[Futurevoid]

Chris Gamble leads all cornerbacks in yards allowed per snap in coverage at just 0.45. Prince Amukamara (0.48) 2nd & Champ Bailey (0.67) 3rd

Holding off the cold tub one week at a time, Prince!

 

[Wellington]

Holding off the cold tub one week at a time, Prince!

What a pleasant surprise he's been this season.

 

[eznark]

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/nfpu.html

 

[Futurevoid]

Some Ravens news:

Baltimore Ravens @Ravens

Ray Lewis placed on the reserve/injured - designated for return. That's a very important end there. It means he can possibly come back.

Also:

Baltimore Ravens @Ravens

Terrell Suggs will practice today, meaning he's coming off the PUP list.

 

[goldlion054]

oh no gold has succumbed to the vikebike

Succumb? I think you mean blessed with! This Vikebike gets me laid all the time!