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[Tom Penny]

Listening to the radio, got some interesting stats. The Lions are 1-4 against teams that made the playoffs this year, which we all know. More surprising: the Lions offense averaged 10.4 points per game in those five matches.

GB Win 19 to 7
CAR Loss 7 to 24
ARZ Loss 6 to 14
NE Loss 9 to 34
GB Loss 20 to 30
(The defense scored 9 of the 19 points in that GB win)

This offense is trash. I'm hyped for the Dallas game, I think we can win (dome+Dallas' bad pass defense)...but I'm not expecting a win.

Sounds like they need to get Stafford some weapons.

 

[eznark]

Listening to the radio, got some interesting stats. The Lions are 1-4 against teams that made the playoffs this year, which we all know. More surprising: the Lions offense averaged 10.4 points per game in those five matches.

GB Win 19 to 7
CAR Loss 7 to 24
ARZ Loss 6 to 14
NE Loss 9 to 34
GB Loss 20 to 30
(The defense scored 9 of the 19 points in that GB win)

This offense is trash. I'm hyped for the Dallas game, I think we can win (dome+Dallas' bad pass defense)...but I'm not expecting a win.

Telling you that all year

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Michael Shenanigans would be great in SF.

 

[Futurevoid]

Niners...

Eric Branch ‏@Eric_Branch 8m8 minutes ago
#49ers have requested permission to speak with #Browns OC Kyle Shanahan, but they have yet to schedule an interview.

 

[Buckethead]

I found Pimpwerx's YouTube account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Wr401Bio4

 

[LeonSPBR]

Whoever made that is a good man!

#GoHawks

#GoHawks

 

[Dutch Gronk]

#FuckTheHawks






Sorry CDY and Rando.

 

[cdyhybrid]

#FuckTheHawks






Sorry CDY and Rando.

Dutch pls

 

[PhoenixDark]

Telling you that all year

True, true.

Obviously the o-line has been a disaster and contributes to Stafford/the offense looking like dog shit...but I think the bigger problem was Lombardi being unwilling or unable to adjust. Last year we pretty much had the same o-line, but Stafford was getting the ball out significantly faster on short routes. That opened things up for shots downfield. This year the routes are longer, and the o-line isn't giving Stafford time.

I notice a lot of Stafford defenders on the radio, Lions reddit, etc...but if he blows the game on Sunday I really think we'll see a shift. Dallas is not a good defensive team, Stafford has torched them over the last couple years...he really doesn't have an excuse to not play well. If we lose and Stafford plays good/great? He'll get a reprieve from a lot of people who will continue defending him. Hell, the diehards (Kas) will defend him if he's average. But if he stinks up the joint I really think that will be the beginning of the end.

Remember, we're lucky as fuck to be here. If Atlanta had a decent coach we would have lost that London game, that's just a fact. The other comebacks could have gone either way, just as our Buffalo loss could have been a win. Lots of fluky shit happened. Next year...Megatron will be a year older, Suh will hopefully be gone...it could be a 7-9 type affair. At which point I think we'll have to draft a QB.

 

[Bread]

I agree dutchy, #FucktheHawks! Sorry rando, not sorry cdy fuck you too biiiiiiiiitch!


Ok fine sorry cdy and rando, but fuck you gata!

 

[bionic77]

I agree dutchy, #FucktheHawks! Sorry rando, not sorry cdy fuck you too biiiiiiiiitch!


Ok fine sorry cdy and rando, but fuck you gata!

That's the most reasonable thing I have ever heard a Pats fan say.

Is this some kind if trick?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

That's the most reasonable thing I have ever heard a Pats fan say.

Is this some kind if trick?

Still hung over from New Years is the only reasonable explanation.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I agree dutchy, #FucktheHawks! Sorry rando, not sorry cdy fuck you too biiiiiiiiitch!


Ok fine sorry cdy and rando, but fuck you gata!

You are now an enemy.

 

[Bread]

gata has a wrinkly pig tail dick and he enjoys the company of small animals

 

[cdyhybrid]

I agree dutchy, #FucktheHawks! Sorry rando, not sorry cdy fuck you too biiiiiiiiitch!


Ok fine sorry cdy and rando, but fuck you gata!

gata has a wrinkly pig tail dick and he enjoys the company of small animals

 

[WesternHeretic]

I hope some of you get AIDS.

#GoHawks
#GoDawgs

 

[Colasante]

Jeffrey Lurie announces new structural change for the #Eagles: Howie Roseman elevated to Executive VP of Football Ops.

Coach Kelly will oversee player personnel department and lead efforts to hire a new personnel executive, a process that begins immediately.

If that's what all the hubbub was about, I'm disappointed.

 

[Kave_Man]

Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles
Chairman and CEO Jeffrey Lurie announces new structural change for the #Eagles: Howie Roseman elevated to Executive VP of Football Ops.

Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles
Coach Kelly will oversee player personnel department and lead efforts to hire a new personnel executive, a process that begins immediately.

.

 

[Spinluck]

What the hell is the Serial Podcast?

 

[Slo]

That's no fun.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

gata has a wrinkly pig tail dick and he enjoys the company of small animals

Bread likes women who look like pigs

 

[Narag]

Bread likes women who look like pigs

I can introduce him to her if you want:

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I can introduce him to her if you want:

You are into wife sharing?

 

[JABEE]

Howie getting pushed up. Chip can rehire Gamble!

 

[RBH]

You are into wife sharing?

Yo damn

 

[Bread]

You are into wife sharing?

lmao

 

[Narag]

You are into wife sharing?

She's the one hooker you were going to get for all of us.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

#FuckTheHawks is the motto of 2015

And let's keep it 100, Gata hasn't taken an L in 2015.

He's come out on top in all of his back and forths so far

 

[Alligatorjandro]

She's the one hooker you were going to get for all of us.

That's the last time I offer to do anything for you ungrateful fucks.

 

[MechDX]

BOOOOO I wanted to see someone get fired.

 

[Buckethead]

Gata starting out 2015 strong. He'll ruin that quickly, no doubt.

What the hell is the Serial Podcast?

An examination of a case in the 90s where a guy was convicted of murder, produced by the Liberal jizzrags at NPR.

You should listen to it and discover the rest for yourself.

 

[cdyhybrid]

#FuckTheHawks is the motto of 2015

no

 

[Goro Majima]

So it was a bunch of nothing? Surprise

 

[darkside31337]

BOOOOO I wanted to see someone get fired.

I mean it doesn't really mean much. There was the one time Chip said he was staying at Oregon and bailed the fuck out of town a week later.

 

[RellyRell28]

True, true.

Obviously the o-line has been a disaster and contributes to Stafford/the offense looking like dog shit...but I think the bigger problem was Lombardi being unwilling or unable to adjust. Last year we pretty much had the same o-line, but Stafford was getting the ball out significantly faster on short routes. That opened things up for shots downfield. This year the routes are longer, and the o-line isn't giving Stafford time.

I notice a lot of Stafford defenders on the radio, Lions reddit, etc...but if he blows the game on Sunday I really think we'll see a shift. Dallas is not a good defensive team, Stafford has torched them over the last couple years...he really doesn't have an excuse to not play well. If we lose and Stafford plays good/great? He'll get a reprieve from a lot of people who will continue defending him. Hell, the diehards (Kas) will defend him if he's average. But if he stinks up the joint I really think that will be the beginning of the end.

Remember, we're lucky as fuck to be here. If Atlanta had a decent coach we would have lost that London game, that's just a fact. The other comebacks could have gone either way, just as our Buffalo loss could have been a win. Lots of fluky shit happened. Next year...Megatron will be a year older, Suh will hopefully be gone...it could be a 7-9 type affair. At which point I think we'll have to draft a QB.

Yeah going back the Buffalo game hurt us.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Which of these failtacular "elite" QBs goes all Fluke-o and escapes his ineptitude first: Stafford or Dalton?

 

[MechDX]

Which of these failtacular "elite" QBs goes all Fluke-o and escapes his ineptitude first: Stafford or Dalton?

Dalton

 

[Narag]

Dalton

Sanu will have more passing TDs than Dalton this weekend.

 

[gutshot]

So Chip Kelly is now GM and head coach while Roseman is strictly the money guy?

 

[MechDX]

Sanu will have more passing TDs than Dalton this weekend.

Avatar bet? Ill take the Bengals.

 

[SliceSabre]

Avatar bet? Ill take the Bengals.

DON'T DO IT

 

[Bowser]

Alex Marvez ‏@alexmarvez 12m12 minutes ago
My @NFLonFOX scoop: @49ers offensive coordinator Greg Roman interviewed for same position today with @TBBuccaneers

The Roman-ution will (not) be televised!

So Chip Kelly is now GM and head coach while Roseman is strictly the money guy?

Yeah Chip can add more standouts like Marcus Smith to the roster

 

[Narag]

Avatar bet? Ill take the Bengals.

Stuck with my current one until the 11th!

 

[MechDX]

Dave Zangaro ‏@DZangaro · 24s24 seconds ago
Chip should re-hire Tom Gamble and run around NovaCare laughing maniacally.

 

[Bread]

Avatar bet? Ill take the Bengals.

Mech don't be a noodle

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

The Roman-ution will (not) be televised!

Good GET THE FUCK OUT ROMAN.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Avatar bet? Ill take the Bengals.

You are so dumb

 

[Colasante]

The Roman-ution will (not) be televised!

That could be a good hire for the Buccaneers, though honestly literally anyone who has called a offensive gameplan before would be an upgrade.

 

[Buckethead]

That's a lot of head coaching talent in Tampa, if that pans out.

It would be good timing considering the Saints and Falcons are on their way out.

 

[bionic77]

What the hell is the Serial Podcast?

It's a podcast about how easy it would be for you to go jail for life with a Gata as a witness against you.

Damn snitches...