Ninja Scooter
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Is there anything that man can't do?
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NFL 2014 Wild Card |OT| The Prophet
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Is there anything that man can't do?
WesternHeretic
Member
The only thing I notice from the video was what happen to the fatty known as Charlie Weis?
them freaks are getting down on the dance floor!
Buckethead
Banned
I was playing NBA2K14 and said "content will expire in 30 minutes" but I bought a 12 month code and redeemed it.
Am I in danger of losing my shit or is this a dumb glitch of some sort?
Am I in danger of losing my shit or is this a dumb glitch of some sort?
Fuck olives. And not just the black ones. I hate all olives equally.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
Definitely. How the hell does he still have his own show anyway? No one likes him and he's just a prick in general. At least Skip Bayless can be funny.
Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
#TrejoFree
Insert an erect penis into a hole of a willing partner.
Run a 40 yard dash in less than 10 seconds.
Bench press 150 pounds.
Being chosen first for kickball (he did not start college or the pros as a starter).
Throw a football more than 15 yards.
Admit he was a cheater.
Grow a beard (note I did not say he could not be a beard, he just can't grow one).
Dance.
This is an incomplete list. Putting kids to sleep
so that's where chris has been this whole time!Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
#ComeBackChris
Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
So THAT'S where Trejo went!! My boy escaped, he's out there in the real world now :')
How come he didn't take me? I'm just sitting in the upper corner like a CHUMP ;_;
Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
What is that game? 0_0
Pee standing up?
:jnc Oh yeah forgot about that!!
Also what is BG doing, where is he? Is he in "the hole" for bad behavior, because that's where he belongs!!
I have gotten much better since "the incident."
But it sucks having a gf that cooks really well, you just never want to make anything yourself.
I think I should dump her to become a better man.
your wife's not there to boss you around
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
He didn't get very far. When the dogs and shotguns showed up he quickly surrendered. Especially when I decided to give the Weapons Free order to see what would happen...he wussed out.
Criminal lawyers aren't usually in the best of shape.
Pretty sure I went there for embezzlement and some white collar shit.
Don't know how that landed me in prison with you animals. I should be playing tennis or ping pong in a luxury minimum security joint!
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Last week?
Buckethead
Banned
That get laid thread is gonna be good and by good I mean OP will disappoint.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You need to shut up
A trainwreck waiting to happen.
BlackGhost
Banned
"My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy-style. "
" oooooooh, that's pretty!"
I started watching scrubs me and you are like Turk and JD 👬👬:jnc Oh yeah forgot about that!!
Also what is BG doing, where is he? Is he in "the hole" for bad behavior, because that's where he belongs!!
Steelers fans are required to be fat to pass the test in order to be considered a Steelers fan.
Let me go ahead and predict you're going to make some sort of strap on joke that involves Tom Brady and Patriots fans
Himynameischris
Member
So I've been in prison this whole time....
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Of course not. But at least he changes to a new uniform from time to time!
Also what is BG doing, where is he? Is he in "the hole" for bad behavior, because that's where he belongs!!
Yeah, he's in solitary for attacking Deacon with something from one of the workspaces.
Tom Penny was released and then you showed up some time later. Coincidence?
Also, this info on Gata shouldn't be surprising to anyone (you can also see Deacon being escorted to the infirmary from BG's attack):
shadyspace
Banned
Did the Jets get into the playoffs
Himynameischris
Member
What year are you wondering about? Chances are it's no though...
yankeehater
Member
So when all these drama came out I said what they would do was let Chip run the draft this year because he has complained so much about Howie not getting the guys he wanted. Funny that is exactly what happened. To bad Lurie fired Gamble and made him self look stupid getting to that point. I am so glad Howie is no longer in charge.
shadyspace
Banned
When's the last time you got to the AFC Championship buddy.
Himynameischris
Member
When's the last time you got to the Superbowl?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Prison Architect with some mods I did to get NFL-GAF names in.
The last major update was here, you can use that to back track through the previous updates from there.
Also archived at https://xianaphryz.imgur.com/
shadyspace
Banned
1968. See, that's what us Jets fans call a straight answer.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Since it's been forever since I loaded up the prison, I decided to fire it up to see what happens. Not even a minute had passed when this happened:
Never change NFL Prison GAF!
My bandana game is on point
Himynameischris
Member
yankeehater
Member
He is going to hire a GM, not be the GM. You will also be happy to know that he did not draft Marcus Smith. He said after the draft he gave Howie a list of 6 names he wanted in the 1st round and Howie couldn't get any of them. Marcus was not one of the names on that list.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
You don't want to play me in prison.
After you lose according to standard prison rules you are officially my bitch until such time that I die, am let out, or an arrangement for cigarettes can be made to transfer my bitch to a new owner.
I'm protected!
I was at a birthday party today, and bizarrely they served an ice cream cake. 40 degrees outside eating ice cream? Makes no sense. And then I saw Edge of Tomorrow and it all became clear
Here I had been thinking that Dallas would coast, but that delicious frozen treat was a clue. Lions over Cowboys
Here I had been thinking that Dallas would coast, but that delicious frozen treat was a clue. Lions over Cowboys
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I'll be happy as long as the end of the Cowboys playoff run ends in a similar fashion to:
